Green’s Dictionary of Slang

half-inch v.

[rhy. sl. = pinch v.]

1. to steal; thus half-inching, theft.

[UK]A. Binstead Mop Fair 177: I have half-inched nothing but the portrait of — my mother!
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 21 Oct. 4/8: But not content with taking one, / Another those poachers pinched, / And swift (in the words of the slangful gun) / My ‘East and West’ ‘half-inched’.
[UK]Marvel 5 Feb. 3: ‘I thought you said you half-inched ’em?’ ‘Half-inched – pinched,’ exclaimed the comedian.
[UK]‘J.H. Ross’ Mint (1955) 133: Half-inching is venial, in certain lines of goods.
[UK]G. Kersh Night and the City 201: You used to ’arf-inch suckers orf the barrers, and give ’em away afterwards.
[UK]W. Hall Long and the Short and the Tall Act II: So has he been on the lifting lark? Half-inching from the boys up the country.
[Aus](con. 1944) L. Glassop Rats in New Guinea 123: He half-inched it from one of our blokes.
[UK]G. Fletcher Down Among the Meths Men 75: A bum would have half-inched it as soon as the Park opened.
[UK]S. Berkoff East in Decadence and Other Plays (1985) 64: I checked the belt I half-inched.
[UK]J. Sullivan ‘May the Force be with You’ Only Fools and Horses [TV script] Right. Who ’alf inched the microwave?
[Scot]I. Welsh Filth 365: Somebody half-inched a private document of mine.
[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 83/1: half inch v. to steal.
[UK]N. ‘Razor’ Smith Raiders 214: He carefully chained his mountain bike to a lamp-post [...] lest it be half-inched.
Twitter 16 Dec. 🌐 Writing a work-in-progress newsletter can lead to 4am paranoia that someone will half-inch my Amazons of Paris research.

2. to catch, to arrest.

[Aus]Advocate (Burnie, Tas.) 5 June 7/2: He’ll get inched one of these days.
[UK]J. Franklyn Cockney 293: If he leaves it much later he rec’ns he ought to be ’arf inched (pinched – arrested).
[Aus]Tupper & Wortley Aus. Prison Sl. Gloss. 🌐 Half inch. Rhyming slang for ‘pinch’, ie to steal or arrest.