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CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 Astute arithmetic suggesting that by the time we Joe Baxi it to the SECC it’ll be about 8.45.at Joe Baxi, n.
CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 Astute arithmetic suggesting that by the time we Joe Baxi it to the SECC it’ll be about 8.45. CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 We spend the next half hour playing a game I invented called, ‘What’s bigger than her tits?’ When we finally find something in the pub bigger than her chebs, the next time we clock her is as she’s leaving.at chebs, n.
CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 I noted a gleaming in my mate Dave’s eyes and some serious drunken gibberish followed as we had a dialogue over whether this would be something we’d fancy going to.at dialogue, n.
CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 Dave decides to blow his lucky 30p in the bandit. And proceeds to win £15. Bastard. But he halves it with me. Good guy.at good guy (n.) under good, adj.1
CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 I need to drain the lizard upon arrival. When I’m in the toilet, flanked by guys with sleeveless white t-shirts and dodgy ’taches, I note that there can’t be a worse place to have your boxers on the wrong way round than in the Gents at a STEPS concert.at drain the lizard (v.) under lizard, n.
CX Mag. Jun. 🌐 They take great joy in pointing out that STEPS have a large gay following. Dave tells me not to worry about it and think about the poonany. ‘It’ll be a f**kin’ paedophile’s paradise.’.at punaany, n.
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