1. to hit someone.
|Train to Hell 126: Then she twatted me on the head with the cash register.|
|Indep. on Sun. Culture 11 Oct. 9: With their perpetual drunkenness, big arms, and talk of twatting poofs.|
|Hard Man 214: I twatted him a beauty.|
|Twitter 27 Jan. [Internet] 2016: ‘The NHS will be up to its fucking tits in money.’ 2019: ‘You’ll be twatted in the back of your stupid fucking head with the butt of a military grade assault rifle if you dare to leave your soon-to-be-repossessed house’.|
2. to behave in an unsophisticated manner.
|Guardian Guide 15–21 May 25: The two dizzy sorts [...] twatting about in service station sunglasses.|
3. to waste time.
|Hip-Hop Connection Jan.–Feb. 35: So don’t twat about.|
to talk inconsequentially, to chatter.
|Disco Biscuits (1997) 3: So far, the kid hadn’t stopped twatting on about his idea for a perfect Sunday afternoon.‘Ardwick Green’ in Champion|