Green’s Dictionary of Slang

schizzed adj.

drunk.

2001

‘On Your Marks…Get Set…Drink!’ Maxim Mar. 🌐 The anchorman must chug whatever’s left in the pitcher when it’s passed to him. But here’s a new wrinkle—your anchorman must give blood no more than three hours before the game begins. It’s a chance to help a worthy cause and get schizzed!