Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. the penis.

1990		R. Doyle Snapper 134: An’ a hefty langer on him, said Bertie.
1998		J. O’Connor Salesman 100: There’s a mott in it with a mickey. Serio. Fuckin’ langer on her the size of yer own.
2000		F. Mac Anna Cartoon City 184: Why had Mia needed two weeks of time and space to paint a large lopsided langer? Whose langer was it?
2014		N. Dorries Four Streets n.p.: The final flow of his exudate slowly oozed out onto the end of his langer.
2020		S. Kempner Twitter 6 Apr. 🌐 Their pathetic langers getting slimed up.

2. a contemptible person.

1996		(con. 1970) G. Moxley Danti-Dan in McGuinness Dazzling Dark (1996) I iii: Don’t mind that langer. He hasn’t a clue.
2015		L. McInerney Glorious Heresies 90: Well, now the langer’s being there [i.e. a brothel] made sense. The insignificant other of one of the whores, probably a junkie.
2019		A. Killilea Boyo-wulf at https://boyowulf.home.blog 14 Apr. 🌐 This miserable boyo hung out for a while in thee home of the langers, ever since the Lord himself had had it up to here with these bloody relatives of Cain.
2021		L. McInerney Rules of Revelation 13: ‘[Y]ou have a bit of a wobble, and all around you langers are getting big fucking ideas’.

3. a term of affection/admiration.

2019

A. Killilea Boyo-wulf at https://boyowulf.home.blog 31 Mar. 🌐 Chapter four of our absolute langer, Boyo-wulf, is here! I want to preface this post by saying a huge thank you for all the support I have been getting.