Green’s Dictionary of Slang

two n.

1. two pennyworth (of spirits).

[UK]Sportsman (London) ‘Notes on News’ 1 Apr. 4/1: [M]utes, looking melancholy at twos of gin cold or rum hot.
[UK]H. Champion ‘P.C. Green’ 🎵 I often see a ballet girl, her name is Mary Peck, / Loaded up with two’s of gin, she’s getting such a wreck.
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight 228: You may be provided with a one, a two, or a three.
[UK]R. Llewellyn None But the Lonely Heart 99: I’ll take a Two, if you’ve got one.

2. (UK Und.) a two-year sentence.

[US]H. Green Mr. Jackson 97: He staked my old woman when I was doin’ two in stir.
[UK]J. Curtis They Drive by Night 24: If a bogey lamped him he’d do him in two two’s. If you crossed the road too often they was bound to say you were loitering with intent to commit a felony.
[UK]J. Hoskison Inside 17: I’ve done a four, two threes, and a two.

3. (UK black) an unattractive person, i.e. one who ’scores’ 2/10.

hubpages.com ‘Roadman Slang 10 Jan. 🌐 2 - an ugly person, a 2/10.

In phrases

know two of that (v.)

to know something much better.

[US]I. Martin ‘Blogadoon’ 7 Dec. 🌐 You see: they think I’m stupid. They think I’m going to leap out of bed to investigate and thereby reveal that I’ve been here all along. Ha! Well I know two of that – and so I wait, alert for the sinister hiss of escaping gases or a flicker of flame from the hallway.
on two fours (adj.) [musical notation implying speed]

(UK black) tense, excited.

Central Cee ‘Xmas Eve’ 🎵 The trap phone jump two, three, and I'm on two fours like Christmas Eve.

In compounds

two and from (n.) [rhy. sl. = pom n. (2)]

(N.Z. prison) an English person.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 195/1: two and from n. an English person.
two-and-over (n.)

(US Und.) very cheap whisky, as manufactured during Prohibition.

[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 230/1: Two-and-over. (A prohibition era term, still used in the illegal alcohol racket) Rot-gut whiskey; green liquor.
two for nine (n.)

(US drugs) two $5 vials or bags of crack cocaine for $9.

[US]ONDCP Street Terms 22: Two for Nine — Two $5 vials or bags of crack for $9.
two in a bowl (n.)

(US short order) a plate of oyster stew.

[US]N.Y. Dispatch 1 Aug. 7/6: As I sat down, a man next to my table ordered an oyster stew. The waiter immediately sang out: ‘Two in a bowl.’.
two inches of love (n.)

(US) a small penis or its possessor.

[US]F. Bill Donnybrook [ebook] ‘Hey, two-inches-a-love, quit staring at her tits’.
S. Scott Love Triangle [ebook] Here comes two inches of love joy, she thought. It was disappointing to the point of being painful to have become so aroused and wet.
two in one (n.)

(US drugs) cocaine and heroin injected together.

[US]B. Jackson Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 206: ’Cause, Jack, I want a shot of two-in-one [cocaine and morphine].
[US]B. Jackson Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 149: For God’s sake, fellas, don’t forget the gun [hypodermic syringe], / ’cause, man, I want some two in one [cocaine and heroin].
two in the air (n.)

(US short order) two fried eggs.

[US]Atlanta Constitution 17 July 5/4: If one sat down to the table and ordered chops and eggs the order went to the cook as: ‘A stack of reds and two in the air.’.
two (moons) looking at you (n.) (also two looking up)

(orig. US short order) two fried eggs ‘sunny-side up’.

[US]El Paso Herald (TX) 31 Jan. 8/2: For two fried eggs there are various terms [...] ‘bride and groom,’ ‘straight up two’ and ‘two moons looking at you’.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn) 245: two looking up Two eggs fried on one side only.
(con. 1930s) A.C. Funderburg Sundae Best 175: TWO LOOKING AT YOU: An order for two eggs sunny-side up.
two-of-toast (adj.)

(UK Und.) extremely intimate.

[UK]N. ‘Razor’ Smith Raiders 184: He was a good geezer to go two-of-toast with, as he was [...] intensely loyal to his mates.
two o’ rum (n.) [rhy. sl. = bum n.1 (1)]

(UK und.) a back pocket.

[UK]Thieves Slang ms list from District Police Training Centre, Ryton-on-Dunsmore, Warwicks 11: Two o run [sic]: Back pocket.
two with their eyes closed (n.)

(US short order) two fried eggs turned over in the pan.

[US]W.N. Burns One-Way Ride 35: Hoodlums who in old days had been glad of enough chicken feed to buy [...] ‘two in the pan.’.
two with their eyes open (n.)

(US) two eggs fried on one side only.

[US]Sun (NY) 28 Mar. 2/6: Fried eggs unturned are called ‘eggs with eyes open’.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
two with you

let’s have a (twopenny) drink.

[UK]Referee 12 June in Ware (1909) 253/1: Arthur Roberts may be congratulated. At the finish his friends crowded around, and challenged him with a ‘Two with you.’.