Green’s Dictionary of Slang

tired adj.

1. drunk.

[US]Burlington Sentinel in Hall (1856) 461: We give a list of a few of the various words and phrases which have been in use, at one time or another, to signify some stage of inebriation: [...] tired.
[US]Constitutionalist (Elyria, OH) 3 May 3/2: Now, we do not wish to insinuate that our fellow typo was ‘tired,’ for that would be slandering the craft.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 24 Jan. 1/1: The tired feeling is exceedingly prevalent in Pinjarra pubs.
[US]D. Dressler Parole Chief 264: Sammy [...] was a little tired. The bottle was empty.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 213: tired as a newt Drunk; variant of ‘pissed as a newt.’.

2. extremely lazy; often in euph. phr. born (a bit) tired

[US]‘Digit’ Confessions of a Twentieth Century Hobo 109–10: One of the men knew nothing of painting. I should not have minded that so much if he had not been one of the ‘tired’ kind, so I laid him off.

3. of people, things or events, tedious, dull, hackneyed.

[US]J.P. Stanley ‘Homosexual Sl.’ in AS XLV:1/2 52: Tired, defined generally as referring to an individual who is dull, boring or who gets on others’ nerves.
[US]D. Claerbaut Black Jargon in White America 83: tired adj. 1. stupid; unable to comprehend [...] 2. monotonous; boring.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Mar.
[US]N. George ‘Ghettocentricity’ in Buppies, B-Boys, Baps and Bohos (1994) 96: Their stage show was tired [...] a static, way-too-precious concert hall persona.
[US] posting to advicechick.com 8 Nov. 🌐 Sit your tired ass down somewhere. Either you want to be with your current boyfriend, or you want to whore around.

In compounds

tired-ass (adj.) [-ass sfx]

(US) tedious, clichéd, thus T.A.S., ‘tired-ass syndrome’.

[US]G. Pelecanos Shoedog 188: ‘You in the lounge, man? I can hear that tired-ass funk’.
Times Picayune (LA) 21 Nov. 🌐 Duran has always had a sense of humor, which has really been lacking. Rock is in such a tired-ass state at the moment.
Hattiesburg American (MS) 11 June 16/5: He told his band leader [...] that he had ‘T.A.S., or ‘tired-ass syndrome’.
[US]Arizona Dly Star (Tucson, AZ) 7 Oct. 4/2: ASctress Candice Bergen had the last al.ugh [...] She had ‘Tired-Ass Honky Ho’ embroidered on a throw pillow.

In phrases

born (a bit) tired (adj.)

a sarcastic description of a congenitally lazy person, e.g. you have to forgive him, he was born tired.

[UK]Gloucester Citizen 7 June 4/1: He described it as one [...] ‘born a bit tired’.
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[Aus]Truth (Sydney) 18 Mar. 2/6: Most of the ladies had pretty faces, but [...] their whole appearance gave one the impression that they had been born tired.
[UK]R. Whiteing No. 5 John Street 220: ‘The fact is, myte,’ he says, in a burst of confidence, ‘I was born tired, an’ I don’t seem ible to settle down to this ’ere ring-yer-in in the mornin’, an’ ring-yer-out at night.’.
[UK]Western Times 24 Dec. 5/7: Defendant: No one can help feeling tired. Plaintiff: You were born tired.
[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era 44/1: Born a bit tired (Soc. 1870 on). Sarcastic excuse for a chronically lazy man.
[UK]Gloucester Citizen 10 May 2/2: The problem of the men and women who have been born a bit tired [...] The Chancellor speaks of these people as the malingerers.
[UK]Nottingham Eve. Post 1 May 2/3: He belongas to the born-tired variety: I never saw a more filthy-looking wretch.
W. Pett Ridge London Types 77: It is customary to speak of the lounger as belonging to the ‘born tireds’.
[UK]P.C. Wren Odd – But Even So 19: He put in a teaspoon of sugar and patiently stirred the contents of the glass. ‘There you are, Born-Tired,’ he said.
[UK]Cornishman 1 Apr. 8/1: I wance ad an uncle called Nicholas John [...] An’ they said as to failen’s ee ’ad awnly wan — An’ that was that he was born-tired.
that tired feeling (n.)

(Aus.) a joc. euph. for a state of drunkenness.

[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 10 Feb. 15/1: The passenger – there is sometimes one – dangerously bad with that tired feeling, usually sits on the verandah at end of carriage, with feet dangling over the footboard; or an ‘occasional,’ not too bad with the ‘feeling,’ will betake himself to the van and have a chat with the guard. [Ibid.] 20 Oct. 14/2: The boss was lying in front of the door and I had to step over him to gain admittance. He was, doubtless, suffering from ‘that tired feeling.’.
tired and emotional (adj.) (also tired and overwrought) [coined as ‘tired and overwrought’ in the magazine Private Eye f. the popular euph. to mask the activities of the famous. The orig. citation read: ‘Mr George Brown [MP] had been tired and overwrought on many occasions’ (Private Eye, 29 September 1967)]

a euph. for extremely drunk.

[Aus]R. Beckett Dinkum Aussie Dict. 53: Tired and emotional: Blind drunk.
‘Hashing on Board’ in ‘Royal Milan & Bordighera H3 Newsletter’ on Farenheit451.it 🌐 After a hearty meal in a Tratt organised by the Capt., copious amounts of vino collapso (and a food fight) our skipper became ‘tired and emotional.’.
[UK]Guardian 17 Sept. 🌐 ‘We couldn’t get a foothold in Middlesbrough because what we were offering was completely unremarkable. There are clubs there offering vodka shots at 50p all night long,’ explains the company’s operations manager, Dan Norman. He is at pains to point out how well supervised typical VodBull events are, with staff on hand to assist the ‘tired and emotional’ and a medical suite at one venue.

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make someone tired (v.) (also make someone’s ass/butt tired, make someone weary) [supposedly imported to UK by the contemporary Duchess of Marlborough, a fashion leader]

(orig. US) to irritate someone, to bore; usu. as dismissive phr. you make me tired.

[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 1 Dec. 6/2: ‘What’s it worth to you for me and you to walk round opposite corners?’ [...] ‘Thirty dollars’ [...] ‘I’m tired,’ was his only response.
[US]Stag Party n.p.: ‘Why am I like a journey long?’ / He asked her, blushing red; / ‘I do not know, unless it's that / You make me tired,’ she said.
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 3 Aug. 3/1: Talk sense, do. You make me tired.
[US]S. Crane in N.-Y. Trib. 10 July in Stallman (1966) 5: ‘Some folks make me tired,’ said the second van driver.
[US]J.L. Williams Princeton Stories 47: To them Jack turned with some heat, and observed, ‘You fellows make me tired.’.
[US]‘O. Henry’ ‘The Atavism of John Tom Little Bear’ in Rolling Stones (1913) 43: What’s the matter with — aw, you make me tired, Jeff.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 8 Jan. 1/1: The sickly gush in the dailies about the tinpot Councils makes one tired.
M.C. Harris Tents of Wickedness 200: ‘He makes me tired!’ exclaimed Leonora, who had imbibed a little slang in these two months.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 23 Jan. 2nd sect. 2/5: These post-contest excuses make us tired.
E.B. Morris Junior 11: Moore. That bunch of Seniors mkes me weary.
[US]Van Loan ‘The Extra Man’ in Buck Parvin 20: ‘You make me tired,’ said Tommy.
[US]W.J. Schira diary 13 Dec. 🌐 My Ward is like a nut house. Always a bunch of men sneaking around and coming in to spoon with the nurses. They make my ass tired with their love affairs.
[US]Van Loan ‘The Bone Doctor’ in Score by Innings (2004) 360: The party who makes me tired is the swelled-up bush pitcher who hasn’t done anything yet and ain’t sure he can, but is proud [etc.].
[US](con. 1900s) S. Lewis Elmer Gantry 171: What they [i.e. preachers] get away with, pretending to be different [...] would make you gentlemen tired if you knew.
[US]B. De Beck Barney Google [comic strip] Oh you two make me tired.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Fall 9: you make my butt tired – insult aimed at vain people.