Green’s Dictionary of Slang

hotel n.

1. the vagina.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.

2. (also Her/His Majesty’s hotel) a prison, often prefixed with the name of the current warden.

[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc. 100: Hotel — ironically used of a mean lodging-house, and extended to prisons — with the keepers’ names prefixed.
[Aus]Sydney Monitor 13 Apr. 2/4: Sentenced to extend her tour to Parramatta [Jail], where she would have suitable entertainment at Gordon’s Hotel for six weeks.
[US]Whip & Satirist of NY & Brooklyn (NY)1 Oct. n.p.: First day in ‘Quod’ [...] We called on Sullivan, who is also a lodger at this Hotel [i.e. the Tombs, NYC] .
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 8 Nov. 92/2: [His] late residence was our ‘Hotel’ at Sing Sing [...] for the term of 2 years.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 29 Aug. 3/1: Owens [was] ordered to pay 10s. as a fine or to rusticate in Keek’s Hotel [i.e. Wooloomooloo Jail] for fourteen days.
[UK]R. Nicholson Rogue’s Progress (1966) 130: Such, however, was my necessity on emerging from Barrett’s Hotel, i.e., the [King's bench] prison .
[UK]Bristol Magpie 2 Nov. 7/2: The hapless offenders against society, who have been doomed for a short or long period of incarceration in [...] one of ‘her Majesty’s Hotels’.
[UK]A. Griffiths Fast and Loose III 209: Of the fifteen hundred odd visitors to this hotel there ain’t one, I’ll bet you, who’s been fairly sentenced.
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 16 Nov. 2/1: It is only when a man gets into [the] Black Maria for a free ride up to Lovett’s Hotel that he fully realises the blessings of freedom.
[US]J. Hawthorne Confessions of Convict 208: The sheriff [...] did all he dared to make my sojurn at his ‘hotel’ pleasant.
[UK]D. Stewart Vultures of the City in Illus. Police News 8 Dec. 12/3: ‘Perhaps we shall meet again at one of those lummy hotels what is sittiwated at Portland and Wormwood Scrubbs’.
[UK]‘Doss Chiderdoss’ ‘The Blokes Outside’ Sporting Times 6 Aug. 1/4: ’Tis they who find the iron to keep me and all my mates / In these grand hotels in clover, for the cost goes on the rates.
[US]Dos Passos Manhattan Transfer 150: Kid if you keep on bein a softie about women you’re goin to find yourself in dat lil summer hotel up de river.
[UK](con. 1895) T. O’Reilly Tiger of the Legion 83: [I] got deported back to England [...] It wasn’t long before I found trouble this side, too, and made the intimate acquaintance of His Majesty’s hotels.
[US]‘Boxcar Bertha’ Sister of the Road (1975) 93: Welcome to our hotel. What are you in for?
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
[US]Mad mag. Sept. 46: I’m hung up in this crazy hotel in Lexington, Kentucky.
[UK]D. Bee Children of Yesterday 29: Baboon! You are going to the Government Hotel! Put on the irons!
[US] in T.I. Rubin Sweet Daddy 2: It’s an okay hotel, but a habit out of it i don’t want to make.
[US]J. Simon Sign of Fool 98: He’d been busted on the outskirts of town [...] and given seven days in the ‘hotel’.
[UK]J. Morton Lowspeak 75: Hotel – 1. police station as opposed to the cells. 2. Strangeways prison is known as The Hotel.
[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 90/2: hotel n. 1 prison.
[NZ]A. Duff Jake’s Long Shadow 210: The code says you’ve gotta respect that, another man’s right to it. You don’t and your life-long stay in Hard-arses Hotel turns to hell.
[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 7/2: Arohata Hotel n. Arohata Women’s Prison.
[UK]K. Sampson Killing Pool 71: Three weeks ago, he go out from his latest stint at Hotel Paradiso.
[Aus]Betoota-isms 188: Her Majesty’s Hotel [...] 1. Prison.

3. a brothel.

[UK]Egan Finish to the Adventures of Tom and Jerry (1889) 293: The inebriated Jerry was decoyed into a well-known Hotel, dedicated to gaiety and pleasure].
[UK]Crim.-Con. Gaz. 13 Oct. 62/3: They waited [...] in the character of ladies of pleasure [and] consented to retire with him into an ‘hotel’ near by.
[US]Wkly Varieties (Boston, MA) 3 Sept. 7/3: You are a pretty good baggage master, but ‘can’t keep a hotel’.
[US]N.E. Police Gaz. (Boston, MA) 5 Oct. 5/2: What sort of hotel is old Mother Bemis going to keep at 200 Tremont street?
[US]A. Halper Foundry 43: The quiet doorways of the cheap little ‘hotels’ whose bottom stairs, worn smooth by the tread of panders, were now deserted.
[US]D. Burley N.Y. Amsterdam News 12 Feb. 17/2: Where’s that ‘hotel’ maintained for certain Harlem ‘biggies’.

4. (S.Afr.) the police cells.

[SA]C. Hope Separate Development 155: ‘The big hotel?’ [...] ‘You don’t know it? Everybody knows the big hotel. The cells, man, in the Central Police Station.’.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

hotel barber (n.) (also barber, household barber, pub barber) [‘In thieves’ slang “a barber” is a man who takes up his residence' at an hotel or lodging-house with a portmanteau apparently filled with valuables, but stuffed with old papers or worthless clothing. In the night time, or by day, if it suits him better, he ‘goes through’ the rooms and annexes what portable property he can, and takes his departure unostentatiously’ Truth (Brisbane) 29/01/1902]

(Aus. und.) a sneak-thief who operates in hotels or lodging houses; thus hotel barbering.

[Aus]Ballarat Star (Vic.) 28 Aug. 2/5: The prisoner, it appears, is respectably connected in England, and is described by the detectives as being about the cleverest ‘hotel barber’ ever known in the city.
[Aus]Maitland Mercury (NSW) 16 Sept. 2/5: At the City Police Court yesterday [...] Cornelius Goulden and Benjamin Adams, the ringleaders of the gang of thieves technically known as ‘hotel barbers,’ that have for some weeks past committed numerous depredations in Melbourne, were brought up on several charges of larceny.
[Aus]Riverine Herald (Echuca, Vic) 18 Jan. 3/2: As he had already served a sentence for hotel ‘barbering,’ Mr. Panton thought that the heaviest sentence he could give, namely, two years’ imprisonment, would not, be too much .
[Aus]Age (Melbourne) 4 Nov. 2/7: An hotel sneak, better known to the police as an ‘hotel barber,’ named Chas. Milude was charged at the City Court on Wednesday.
[Aus]Melbourne Punch 2 Jan. 9/4: A woman ‘hotel barber’ has been sent to gaol for a short term.
[Aus]Geelong Advertiser (Vic.) 3 Feb. 1/4: Henry Teagno, who is regarded by the detective police as an unusually clever member of the hotel barbering fraternity, got 12 months’ imprisonment to-day.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 29 Aug. 1/8: A fine lesson to local pub barbers is ‘The Hotel Thief;’ now being screened at the Town Hall, Fremantle.
V.J. Marshall World of Living Dead (1969) 129: [E]ven the household barber or dwelling dancer (the transient lodger who ‘tears up’ the whole abode) [...] never hesitate to express their contempt for the more roughly inclined of the profession.
[Aus]Sydney Sportsman (Surry Hills, NSW) 14 Jan. 6/5: One can pick them out any hour of the day in East-street - hotel barbers, thugs, confidence men - and from what present writer can see Rockhampton seems to be a good breeding spot for this type of undesirable.
[Aus]Sun. Mail (Brisbane) 13 Nov. 20/7: Still moving up the scale, we have the hotel ‘Barber’ [...] the gentleman who ransacks hotel rooms while the guests are absent, often getting surprisingly large hauls of jewellery and money [...] ‘Barbers’ are frequently themselves guests [...] getting the general lay-out of the rooms fixed in their minds before commencing operations.
Dly Standard (Brisbane) 2 May. 5/1: A youthful hairdresser, familiarly known as a ‘pub-barber,’ because of an habitual predilection for ransacking guests rooms, at hotels, was sent to gaol for six months.
Newcastle Sun 11 Nov. 2/3: Detective Gordon McLean described Spagnola as a ‘hotel barber’ that is, as a stealer from lodging rooms .
[Aus]Argus (Melbourne) 31 Oct. 9/6: The Petty Thief [is] usually a ‘hotel barber’ (a person who steals from hotel rooms), bag-snatcher and general opportunist.
Meanjin 149: A barber is a person who clips the rooms of motels and hotels.
[Aus]Canberra Times (ACT) 14 Aug. 10/4: Hotel and motel proprietors and guests should be on the lookout for an active hotel barber (a person who thieves from hotel rooms).
hotel beat (n.) (also beat) [beat v. (1)]

one who stays in hotels and then leaves without paying the bill.

[US]A. Trumble Crooked Life in Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 29 July 3/2: As for the beats who come to prey upon us Instead of our guests [...] The law as it now stands reaches people who run up big bills for rooms, dinners, wines, etc., and then do not pay.
Eldridge & Watts Our Rival, the Rascal 244: The professional ‘hotel beat’ is ordinarily a well-dressed man [...] He may even attempt to get a night's lodging and a few meals, with the intention of slipping away without paying his bill .
[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era.
hotel buzzard (n.)

(US) a hotel thief.

[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 29 July 6/1: The hotel buzzards form an extensive and dangerous class of metropolitan crooks.
[US]N.Y. Times 3: The culprit [caught stealing in a hotel] – in police parlance designated a ‘hotel buzzard’ – was locked up in the Tombs.
Hotel California (n.) [song title 1976; esp. final couplet ‘You can check [in. sl. to die] out any time you like / But you can never leave’ ]

(N.Z. prison) a prison.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 90/2: Hotel California n. a prison.
hotel sneak (n.)

(Aus. und.) a sneak-thief working in hotels.

[[US]N.Y. Times 5 Dec. 3/4: The arrest of a hotel sneak thief [...] for stealing an overcoat from the Astor House was published].
[US]Philadelphia Inquirer (PA) 11 Sept. 3/3: Duing part of his nefarious career he has the ‘pal’ of Eph. Pharo, a celebreated ‘hotel sneak’.
[Aus]S. Bourke and Mornington Jrnl (Vic.) 4 July 4/1: A daring theft was committed at the Australian Hotel Bridgeroad, Richmond, on Tuesday evening by a female belonging to the class known as hotel sneaks.
[US]Chicago Trib. 21 June 8/2: The police concluded that a gang of hotel sneaks had arrived in town.
[US]Eve. Bulletin (Maysville, KY) 27 Aug. 1/5: John, alias ‘Nosey’ O’Brien, one of the most noted hotel sneaks and pickpockets in the country [...] was arrested.
[Aus]Manaro Mercury (NSW) 9 Jan. 3/5: During Christmas week, two or more hotel sneaks prized open Mr. Dodd’s hotel box whilst the publican was busy, and stole the contents.
[US]Dunkirk Eve. Obs. (NY) 16 June 1/2: A respectably dressed Scoundrel. An Amewrican hotel sneak has been arrested in London.
[Aus]Express and Teleg. (Adelaide) 1 July 1/6: He was found guilty and was ordered six months’ imprisonment, the S. M. remarking that he was nothing but an ‘hotel sneak’ .
[US]Wash. Post (DC) 6 Aug. 12/6: Spike McGunn, who used to be a swell hotel sneak.
[US]Hancock Democrat (Greenfield, IN) 10 Aug. 2/3: He was a hotel sneak with many aliases, and had done time in half the prisons of England.
[Aus]Sth Eastern Times (Millicent, SA) 27 Mar. 4/5: Sneak thieves, for instance, are of many different kinds, such as hall sneaks, hotel sneaks, band sneaks, etc.