Green’s Dictionary of Slang

look like... v.

In phrases

look like a monkey fucking a football (v.)

(US) to look utterly absurd.

[UK]S. Taylor ‘Rich Hall and his creation, Otis Lee Crenshaw’ Observer 6 Aug. 🌐 The titles speak for themselves in most cases: [...] ‘Rodeo Man From the Shetland Islands’ (sample couplet: ‘Some folks say that they’re too small / I look like a monkey fucking a football’).
look like Brown’s cows (v.)

(Aus.) to act in a straggling, uncoordinated manner.

[Aus]A. Buzo The Roy Murphy Show (1973) 108: Those blokes looked like Brown’s cows last year, but you’ve got ’em really hitting their hobbles and blazing up the come-back trail.
look like bull-beef (v.)

to look stern, grim and threatening; thus bluff as bull beef adj., stern, intimidating.

[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew n.p.: To look like Bull-beef, to look Big and Grim.
[UK]New Canting Dict.
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: To look like bull beef, or as bluff as bull beef; to look fierce or surly.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
look like death eating a sandwich (v.) (also ...death on a soda cracker, ...eating a (soda) cracker, ...lifesavers)

(US) to look very ill, very emotional or very tired.

[US]R. Ellison Invisible Man 486: That crazy sonofabitch [...] look[s] like death eating a sandwich.
[US]R. Carter Sixteenth Round (1991) 79: The entire building reeked of maggot-infested wolf pussy. Its inhabitants looked like death standing on the street corner eating lifesavers.
[US]S. Terkel Working (1975) 83: You must look presentable, not like death on a soda cracker.
A. Walker Meridian 11: I must look like death eating a soda cracker [HDAS].
tattodnanny.diaryland.com 🌐 Do you ever wonder where expressions come from? I mean, I know I didn’t come up with it, so what was the first person to use the phrase ‘I feel like death eating a cracker’ thinking? I mean, why would ‘death eating a cracker’ feel any worse than, say, ‘death eating a sandwich’ or ‘death eating pate fois gras’?
look like death warmed up (v.) (also look like death warmed over, …shit warmed over/up)

to look extremely ill, usu. very pale; cf. feel like death warmed up under feel v.

M.M. Gibbon Pharisees 213: He came down to breakfast looking, as his young sister said, ‘like death warmed up’.
Notts. Eve. Post 15 Dec. 4/1: You should have seen her face! For a moment she looked like death warmed up.
[Scot]Dundee Eve. Teleg. 5 June 2/3: You either look like a painted doll, or else you come out looking like death warmed up.
[Scot]Aberdeen Eve. Exp. 9 Dec. 7/2: He wore a dinner jacket and had a little make-up otherwise he would look like ‘death warmed up’.
[US](con. 1940s) M. Dibner Admiral (1968) 62: You look like death warmed up.
[US]P. Thomas Down These Mean Streets (1970) 204: Yeah, you’ve been looking like real shit warmed over for a couple of days.
[US]G.V. Higgins Digger’s Game (1981) 8: No wonder you look like death warmed over.
[Aus]N. Keesing Lily on the Dustbin 174: If we think that one of our loved ones looks ‘like death warmed up’ [...] we do not hesitate to tell them so.
[Aus]G. Seal Lingo 190: to look like death warmed up (very ill).
[US]C. Cook Robbers (2001) 112: Lomax looked like death warmed over.
[UK]Guardian 24 Sept. 🌐 The RA’s controversial exhibitions secretary looks, frankly, like death warmed up.
[Aus]B. Matthews Intractable [ebook] ‘Bernie, you look like shit warmed up’.
look like Jock Blunt (v.)

for one’s face to betray one’s disappointment.

[UK]A. Ramsay ‘Rise and Fall of Stocks, 1720’ in Poems on Several Occasions (1776) I 157: But since his mighty patron fell / He looks just like Jock Blunt himself. Footnote 50 He looks just like Jock Blunt. Said of a person who is out of countenance at a disappointment .
look like Mad Mary (v.)

(Aus.) to look utterly unkempt.

[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 Mad Mary. untidy or unkempt, particularly refers to hair: She looks like Mad Mary.
look like one lost a pound and found a sixpence (v.) (also look like one lost a bob and found a tanner)

to look notably downcast.

[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 312: – What’s up with you, says I to Lenehan. You look like a fellow that had lost a bob and found a tanner.
‘J.J. Marric’ Gideon’s Ride 136: He sounded as if he’d lost a pound and found a sixpence.
S. Cameron More and More 142: ‘Perhaps I had lost a pound and found a sixpence,’ Finch said severely. ‘Perhaps I was upset by quite a different matter.’.
look like Sunday (v.)

to be dressed up.

[US](con. 1910s) J.T. Farrell Young Lonigan in Studs Lonigan (1936) 19: The Lonigans promenaded along Michigan Avenue, looking like Sunday.
look like ten bob in the quid (v.) (also feel like fifteen bob in the quid)

(Aus.) to look or feel miserable.

[Aus]J. Wynnum I’m a Jack, All Right 105: Have a good gawk at a man feeling about fifteen bob in the quied.
[Aus]S. Gore Holy Smoke 90: So what are you sittin’ there looking like ten bob in the quid about?
look like ten cents (v.)

(US) to appear wholly inferior.

[US]B. Hecht A Thousand and One Afternoons [ebook] I had it all over Mr. Erbstein as an argufier and that my arguments made his look like ten cents.
[US]E. Caldwell Bastard (1963) 64: I’ll show you some sure enough hot mommas what’s got the real stuff. Hell, I bet that Flo’d look like ten cents up side these babies.
look like the kookaburra that has swallowed the kangaroo (v.)

(Aus.) to look elated, to look very happy.

[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 699: [...] since the 1930s.
look like twenty pounds of hammered shit (v.)

(US) to look very depressed.

[US]T. Piccirilli Last Kind Words 132: ‘I thought I looked trim and fit and tan.’ ‘You do. You also look like twenty pounds of hammered shit’.