guaranfuckingtee v.
an intensified form of SE guarantee.
My Life as a Man (1974) 19: I guaranfuckingtee you gentlemen, not one swingin’ dick will be leavin’ this fiddlefuckin’ area to so much as chew on a nanny goat’s tittie. | ||
Close Quarters (1987) 17: Light up, it won’t kill ya. ’Bout the only thing round here that won’t. Guaran-fucken-tee! | ||
Homeboy 21: Rooski [...] guaranfuckinteed the chink pharmacist went home at six. | ||
At End of Day (2001) 28: If that’s where they’re comin’ from, Nova Scotia’s where the crew’s gonna end up — guaranfuckintee it. | ||
Tattoo of a Naked Lady 75: You’ll think twice before opening your big mouth again, ah guaran-damn-tee. |