Green’s Dictionary of Slang

bloater n.

[senses 2 and 3 abbr. Yarmouth bloater; when the fish is first smoked it swells up conspicuously, although it then shrinks as it cools]

1. a general term of affectionate address.

[UK]Wild Boys of London I 127/2: There’s a Turkey bloater, for yer! there’s a jolly Hemperor of all the big uns!
[UK] ‘’Arry on ’igh Art’ in Punch 1 Feb. 42/1: ‘Wot of that, festive bloater?’ sez you.
[UK] ‘’Arry at a Political Pic-Nic’ in Punch 11 Oct. 180/1: But, bless yer, my bloater, it ain’t all chin music.
[UK] ‘’Arry on Wheels’ in Punch 7 May 217/2: And then came the barney, my bloater.

2. a military officer .

[UK]Huddersfield Chron. 10 Mar. 3/1: The common soldier is the red-herring, and the officer is the bloater.

3. a womanizer.

[UK]Paul Pry (London 15 Aug. n.p.: THE ROTHERHITHE BLOATER. Ladies and gentlemen, take a walk to the St. Helena Gardens, Rotherhithe, and see a rare specimen of a Bloater, waltzing round the gardens with the girls every Monday evening. Whoever is desirous of seeing this specimen alive [...] they may see him in the fish- shop [...] winking at tbe girls as they pass by.

4. a self-opinionated person.

[UK] ‘’Arry on Politics’ in Punch 11 May 205/2: I used to detest a big bloater, but now I am nuts on a Nob.

5. a fat person.

[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era.
[UK]‘Frank Richards’ Billy Bunter at Butlins 119: You blithering bloater.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Apr. 1: bloater – fat person.
[Scot](con. 1980s) I. Welsh Skagboys 440: Keezbo, wi his bloater issues [...] and aye, me wi the spazzy brother.
[Scot]I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers [37]: The bloater’s intervention has upped the horn stakes and we shit-talk each other into a joint shrieker of an orgasm.

SE in slang uses

In phrases

my prick’s a bloater (also my uncle’s a bloater) [SE bloater, a type of fish; prick n. (1)]

a phr. used to imply the absolute impossibility or unlikeliness of what has just been said, suggested etc.

[UK]V. Davis Gentlemen of the Broad Arrows 85: Platinum, or my uncle’s a bloater.
G. Trease Laughter at the Door 58: George set down his mug with a scornful thump and retorted: ‘Shatter my tonsils, if that gal’s not in the pudding-club, my prick’s a bloater!’.
[UK](con. WW2) T. Jones Heart of Oak [ebook] Get some of these new-fangled nylon stockings, I will [...] If I don’t get a bit of the other for them, my prick’s a bloater!
‘taliesin’s log’ at radio.weblogs.com 24 Feb. 🌐 If that is diplomacy, as my RSM would say, then my prick’s a bloater.
P. Morgan Insider 27: IF THAT’S A FAREWELL PAGE ONE MY PRICK’S A BLOATER.
GAHesmond5 in Twitter 27 Oct. 🌐 Yeah and my Pricks a bloater.