Green’s Dictionary of Slang

garden n.

also garden stuff

1. the vagina, thus garden hedge, the female pubic hair.

[UK]T. Carew A Rapture (1927) 7: O’re all the Garden, taste the ripened Cherry, / The warme, firme Apple, tipt with corall berry.
[UK]London Jilt pt 1 82: There were four more besides himself, who sometimes made use of occasion to come and cultivate my Garden of Love .
[UK]Ladies Delight 3: Ladies love it in their Garden.
[UK]Belle’s Stratagem 28: The garden has been so often enjoy’d by others, there can be no pleasure for me.
[UK]S. Croxall Fair Circassian 20: Delights so sweet the springs and grottos give, That in thy garden I would ever live.
[US]Flash (NY) 31 Oct. n.p.: It was not one Adam only whom she invited to partake of the forbidden fruit. All the workmen in the shop helped her to cultivate the garden.
[UK]late 17C ballad q. in Sporting World 19 Apr. 50/1: I depend on my Doe, / Who, a garden-stuff draper, trulls out on the cadge / With her ruffledum, puffledum, frizzledum madge!
[UK]Fast Man 7:1 n.p.: [T]he Colonel, having denuded of its flowers the garden which had attracted him, amputated his logwood for Edinburgh.
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[UK]Farmer Vocabula Amatoria (1966) 7: Ager, m. The female pudendum; ‘the garden’.
[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 1: I’ve been sadly let down / By the tool of a fool in a garden.
[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US]Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 193: The third and most numerous group of fruit and vegetable synonyms comes from analogy with the corresponding feminine terms, so that the gardener tends the garden or cabbage patch.
[NZ](con. 17C) W. Ings ‘Trolling the Beat to Working the Soob’ in Int’l Jrnl Lexicog. 23:1 62: By the nineteenth century garden had also come to refer to genitals, thus garden hedge (female pubic hair).
[UK]R. Milward Man-Eating Typewriter 29: [fr. Lat. hortus, a garden] Madame O’s acting career disappeared up her bushy hortus almost as soon as it was exposed.

2. pubic hair.

[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US]R.A. Wilson Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words.
[US]Maledicta VI:1+2 (Summer/Winter) 131: Pubes […] chuff, Fort Bushy, fur, garden, grass, lawn, mowed lawn if shaved.

In compounds

garden gate (n.)

see separate entry.

garden house (n.)

see separate entries.

In phrases

drag it through the garden (v.)

see under drag v.1

garden of delight (n.) [play on SE]

the vagina.

[UK]R. Brome Sparagus Garden II ii: You must thither, to the Garden of delight, where you must have it drest and eaten in the due kind; and there it is so provocative, and so quicke in the hot operation.
garden of Eden (n.) (also garden of Venus) [play on SE]

1. the vagina.

[UK]C. Johnson Hist. of Highwaymen &c. 192: A poor Woman in Wells, having unlawfully acted in the Garden of Venus, proved with Child.
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[UK]Farmer Vocabula Amatoria (1966) 220: Pré, m. The mons veneris; ‘The Garden of Eden’.
[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 117: I’ve frequently peed in / The Garden of Eden.
[US]R. Klein Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.].

2. (N.Z. prison) Mount Eden Men’s Prison.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 76/2: Garden of Eden, the n. Mount Eden Men’s Prison, Auckland.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

garden stuff (n.)

(UK Und.) information, i.e. against one’s confederates [link should be to grass v.2 (1) but chron. fails to support this].

[UK]Illus. Police News 3 Nov. 4/1: What does ‘garden stuff’ mean? It means to give information to the police.
[UK]J. Caminada Twenty-Five Years of Detective Life I 101: Each believing that the other has informed of him, whilst ‘Scotty’ was wild with both, telling them that they had been using ‘garden stuff,’ meaning that they had been giving information.
garden tool (n.) [pun on ho n.1 (2)/SE hoe]

(US campus) a sexually promiscuous woman, a ‘whore’.

[US]Eble Campus Sl. Nov.
[US]Eble Sl. and Sociability 16: These slang items seem just as fresh and viable as 1992’s [...] garden tool (from hoe, the pronunciation of whore with the -r dropped) for ‘promiscuous female’.

In phrases