poop n.2
1. the act of breaking wind.
Homer Travestie (1764) II 10: Thou fighting female, Jove’s own daughter, / Who no man ever saw make water! / Who never let a single poop, / Perfum’d thy petticoats or hoop! | ||
‘The Castration of the Strawberry Roan’ in Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing (1995) 95: Old Strawberry’s ready, he lets out a poop. |
2. (orig. US) rubbish, tripe, nonsense.
Wild Oats (1792) 5: Sheer off with your sanctified poop. | ||
AS XXI:4 Dec. 251: Poop. Directives, staff studies, standard operating procedures, technical manuals, general orders, circulars, command letters, etc., etc., etc. | ‘Amer. Army Speech’ in||
(con. 1944) Big War 288: You ought to eat something [...] keep your strength up and all that poop. | ||
Observer Rev. 29 Aug. 9: This was sheer bloody poop. |
3. (also poopee, poopy) excrement, an act of defecation.
Anecdota Americana I 143: But I dinna feel richt, I’m tellin’ ye. At the foorth hole I left a poop. | ||
‘Citadel Gloss.’ in AS XIV:1 Feb. 29/2: poop sheet, n. Delinquency list. Archaic. | ||
None But the Lonely Heart 140: He was a little bit of poop what you kicked about. | ||
Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 43: If you don’t mind the water or the poop on the pavement England is a very nice place. | ||
I’m a Jack, All Right 45: Turkey poop must be a pretty potent brew, because it took off half the paintwork. | ||
Garden of Sand (1981) 54: I got to do poopee, too. | ||
Queens’ Vernacular 84: excretion. [...] poopy. | ||
Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 120: There’s old Trafalgar himself up there amongst the pigeon poop. | ||
Aussie Bull 22: I’m downright rude to any host who proudly offers his own creation [i.e. home-brewed beer] - which always looks as though it’s got a sediment of rotten cheese or duck poop. | ||
Evidence Exposed (1999) 25: I ask him what he’s going to learn from putting monkey poop under a microscope. | ‘The Evidence Exposed’||
Aus. Word Map 🌐 poopy [...] 2. poo: I did a big poopy yesterday and it was smelly. | ||
I, Fatty 69: Society swells whose carpets I’d waltzed on with poop on my shoes. | ||
Guardian 7 July 🌐 Composting worms in her bathroom, turning ‘poop’ into fertile soil. | ||
OG Dad 16: Better man up, Shlomo, cause a loveable four-limbed poop-grenade is about to blow up your life. | ||
Broken 143: ‘Even though they [i.e. chimps] do throw their poop at me sometimes’. | ‘The San Diego Zoo’ in
4. see poop-chute
In compounds
a colostomy bag.
Love Without 166: Now I’m packin’ a poop-bag . . . For all I know, I’m goin’ right now! | ‘Pure’ in
see separate entry.
the anus; thus go up the poopchute, to sodomise or to be sodomised.
New Centurions 249: ‘She said she gives around the world or straight French [...] and she’ll go right up the old poop chute if a guy wants it’ . | ||
Queens’ Vernacular 19: the rectal opening, anus [...] poop-hole (‘Why ask me for money. Fort Knox isn’t up my poop-hole’). | ||
🎵 Don’t fool yourself, girl, it’s going right up your poopchute. | ‘I’m So Cute’||
Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.]. | ||
Modern English 70: anal orifice (n): [...] Poop Shoot. | ||
Company C 16: We don’t want Abdul to stand up and put some rounds up Russell’s poop-chute. | ||
Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 poopshoot (noun, count) anal canal. Not a common term. | ||
Nubile Treat 🌐 ‘Okay,’ Nell said, ‘I think I’d like to give it a whirl. Fuck my ass!’ ‘Fine. But what can I use to grease my rod? It’ll be too tight for your poop chute.’. | ||
Plainclothes Naked (2002) 90: I got a sore poop-chute says you’re not exactly nor-male, yourself. | ||
Rough Trade [ebook] The last thing you wanted [...] was to get ‘got,’ since what you ‘got’ was a twelve-gauge poopchute. |
(US campus) a fool, a dullard.
AS L:1/2 64: poophead n Person regarded as dull or stupid. | ‘Razorback Sl.’ in||
That Eye, The Sky 121: I go for runs in the morning to get ready for being called a poofter and being told by old poopheads to cut my hair. | ||
(con. c.1970) Phantom Blooper 235: Sissie nods, not understanding. ‘Okay, you ol’ poop-head. I promise it’ll just be our secret.’. | ||
Zooman Sam 5: He felt like the biggest, dumbest poophead in the world. | ||
A Toss of the Dice 80: You’re a shitty poophead. | ||
What They Found 31: ‘I’ll tell Mama not to buy you anything for Christmas.’ ‘Poopy head!’. | ‘mama’ in
see poep-scared adj.
an unpleasant, priggish person.
Last Victorians 214: A fellow-passenger [...] to whom he confided that ‘old Sarum was a poop-stick’ and ‘Balfour was a funker’. | ||
Rope to Spare 100: You make me sick [...] Let a little poop-stick like that walk all over you! | ||
Sat. Review XIV 25/2: Scholars have observed how Æneas grows; he starts as somewhat of a poop-stick, pious, with correct attitudes towards his father. |
In phrases
to defecate.
CUSS 175: Poop, take a defecate. | et al.||
Fly me to the Moon 63: That means the baby took a poop. | ||
Dark Duets 132: That way if he took a poop, she’d only have to rinse him off. |