1. the act of breaking wind.
|Homer Travestie (1764) II 10: Thou fighting female, Jove’s own daughter, / Who no man ever saw make water! / Who never let a single poop, / Perfum’d thy petticoats or hoop!|
|‘The Castration of the Strawberry Roan’ in Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing (1995) 95: Old Strawberry’s ready, he lets out a poop.|
2. (orig. US) rubbish, tripe, nonsense.
|Wild Oats (1792) 5: Sheer off with your sanctified poop.|
|AS XXI:4 Dec. 251: Poop. Directives, staff studies, standard operating procedures, technical manuals, general orders, circulars, command letters, etc., etc., etc.‘Amer. Army Speech’ in|
|(con. 1944) Big War 288: You ought to eat something [...] keep your strength up and all that poop.|
|Observer Rev. 29 Aug. 9: This was sheer bloody poop.|
3. (also poopee, poopy) excrement, an act of defecation.
|Anecdota Americana I 143: But I dinna feel richt, I’m tellin’ ye. At the foorth hole I left a poop.|
|‘Citadel Gloss.’ in AS XIV:1 Feb. 29/2: poop sheet, n. Delinquency list. Archaic.|
|None But the Lonely Heart 140: He was a little bit of poop what you kicked about.|
|Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 43: If you don’t mind the water or the poop on the pavement England is a very nice place.|
|I’m a Jack, All Right 45: Turkey poop must be a pretty potent brew, because it took off half the paintwork.|
|Garden of Sand (1981) 54: I got to do poopee, too.|
|Queens’ Vernacular 84: excretion. [...] poopy.|
|Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 120: There’s old Trafalgar himself up there amongst the pigeon poop.|
|Lily on the Dustbin 48: One child ‘does its business’ talks of ‘binnie one’ or ‘binnie two’ or ‘number one’ and ‘number two’, and another ‘makes cackie’, or ‘poop’.|
|Evidence Exposed (1999) 25: I ask him what he’s going to learn from putting monkey poop under a microscope.‘The Evidence Exposed’|
|Aus. Word Map [Internet] poopy [...] 2. poo: I did a big poopy yesterday and it was smelly.|
|I, Fatty 69: Society swells whose carpets I’d waltzed on with poop on my shoes.|
|Guardian 7 July [Internet] Composting worms in her bathroom, turning ‘poop’ into fertile soil.|
|OG Dad 16: Better man up, Shlomo, cause a loveable four-limbed poop-grenade is about to blwo up your life.|
4. see poop-chute
a colostomy bag.
|Love Without 166: Now I’m packin’ a poop-bag . . . For all I know, I’m goin’ right now!‘Pure’ in|
see separate entry.
see shit-catchers under shit n.
|Queens’ Vernacular 19: the rectal opening, anus [...] poop-hole (‘Why ask me for money. Fort Knox isn’t up my poop-hole’).|
|‘I’m So Cute’ [lyrics] Don’t fool yourself, girl, it’s going right up your poopchute.|
|Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.].|
|Modern English 70: anal orifice (n): [...] Poop Shoot.|
|Company C 16: We don’t want Abdul to stand up and put some rounds up Russell’s poop-chute.|
|Alt. Eng. Dict. [Internet] poopshoot (noun, count) anal canal. Not a common term.|
|Nubile Treat [Internet] ‘Okay,’ Nell said, ‘I think I’d like to give it a whirl. Fuck my ass!’ ‘Fine. But what can I use to grease my rod? It’ll be too tight for your poop chute.’.|
|Plainclothes Naked (2002) 90: I got a sore poop-chute says you’re not exactly nor-male, yourself.|
(US campus) a fool, a dullard.
|AS L:1/2 64: poophead n Person regarded as dull or stupid.‘Razorback Sl.’ in|
|That Eye, The Sky 121: I go for runs in the morning to get ready for being called a poofter and being told by old poopheads to cut my hair.|
|(con. c.1970) Phantom Blooper 235: Sissie nods, not understanding. ‘Okay, you ol’ poop-head. I promise it’ll just be our secret.’.|
|Zooman Sam 5: He felt like the biggest, dumbest poophead in the world.|
|A Toss of the Dice 80: You’re a shitty poophead.|
see poep-scared adj.
an unpleasant, priggish person.
|Last Victorians 214: A fellow-passenger [...] to whom he confided that ‘old Sarum was a poop-stick’ and ‘Balfour was a funker’.|
|Rope to Spare 100: You make me sick [...] Let a little poop-stick like that walk all over you!|
|Sat. Review XIV 25/2: Scholars have observed how Æneas grows; he starts as somewhat of a poop-stick, pious, with correct attitudes towards his father.|
see shit-for-brains n.
|CUSS 175: Poop, take a defecate.et al.|
|Fly me to the Moon 63: That means the baby took a poop.|
|Dark Duets 132: That way if he took a poop, she’d only have to rinse him off.|