Green’s Dictionary of Slang

convenient n.

also convenience, conveniency

1. a mistress.

Town-Misses Declaration 5: The Conveniency of Concubines was used in the very Primitive Ages.
[UK]Etherege Man of Mode III iii: Dorimant’s convenient, Madam Lovett.
[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew.
[UK]N. Ward Compleat and Humorous Account of Remarkable Clubs (1756) 141: [He does not wish] to be thought, by his Companions, so unfashionable a Coxcomb as to want a female Conveniency.
[UK]New Canting Dict. n.p.: conveniency, a Wife, also a Mistress.
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. [as cit. 1725].
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]G. Andrewes Dict. Sl. and Cant.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
see sense 5.
[UK]G. Kent Modern Flash Dict.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open.
[US]Matsell Vocabulum.
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 19: Convenient, a mistress.

2. (also convenient house) a brothel.

[Ire]Head Miss Display’d 121: [She will use] a Convenient House, standing in a Convenient Place, for the exercises of her deeds of darkness.
[UK]N. Ward Mars Stript of his Armour 47: [Hit] over the Noddle with a Brace of Balls from a Place of Conveniency.
[UK]Nancy Dawson’s Jests 11: One of those convenient houses, which is also an Inn on occasion.
[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc. 56: ‘Convenient (My)’ — a woman open to the speaker; if a landlady, her’s is ‘a very convenient house to call at.’.
[UK]Sinks of London Laid Open 18: In short, this place, besides being a common lodging house, adds to it that now very necessary convenience — a brothel.

3. a prostitute.

[UK]Character of a Town-Miss in C. Hindley Old Bk Collector’s Misc. 1: She [i.e. a whore] is an excellent Conveniency for those that have more Money than Wit.
[UK]T. Shadwell Squire of Alsatia IV i: Oh, my pure blowen! my convenient! my tackle!
[UK]Motteux (trans.) Pantagruelian Prognostications (1927) II 693: Those whom Venus is said to rule, as punks, [...] concubines, convenients, cracks, drabs.
[UK]London-Bawd (1705) 76: Why, Madam, says he, I want a certain sort of a Fleshly Convenience.
[UK]J. Caulfield Blackguardiana n.p.: Convenient, a mistress.

4. the vagina; thus, by metonymy, its possessor.

[UK]Otway Atheist IV 350: I hate a new Conveniency that was never practised upon; ’tis like a new Shooe that was never worn, wrings and hurts one’s Foot basely and scurvily. I love me ease, I.
[UK]N. Ward London Terraefilius V 27: The Coachman [...] can tell you which is furnish’d with the best Conveniency, the Dressing-Room or the Kitchen.

5. a wife.

[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew.
[Ire]C. Shadwell Irish Hospitality II i: How silly it is to be made an Angel before Marriage, and an humble Conveniency afterwards.

6. a lavatory.

[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.