convenient n.
1. a mistress.
Town-Misses Declaration 5: The Conveniency of Concubines was used in the very Primitive Ages. | ||
Man of Mode III iii: Dorimant’s convenient, Madam Lovett. | ||
Dict. Canting Crew. | ||
Compleat and Humorous Account of Remarkable Clubs (1756) 141: [He does not wish] to be thought, by his Companions, so unfashionable a Coxcomb as to want a female Conveniency. | ||
New Canting Dict. n.p.: conveniency, a Wife, also a Mistress. | ||
, , , | Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. [as cit. 1725]. | |
, , | Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue. | |
Dict. Sl. and Cant. | ||
Lex. Balatronicum. | ||
see sense 5. | ||
Modern Flash Dict. | ||
Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open. | ||
Vocabulum. | ||
Aus. Sl. Dict. 19: Convenient, a mistress. |
2. (also convenient house) a brothel.
Miss Display’d 121: [She will use] a Convenient House, standing in a Convenient Place, for the exercises of her deeds of darkness. | ||
Mars Stript of his Armour 47: [Hit] over the Noddle with a Brace of Balls from a Place of Conveniency. | ||
Nancy Dawson’s Jests 11: One of those convenient houses, which is also an Inn on occasion. | ||
Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc. 56: ‘Convenient (My)’ — a woman open to the speaker; if a landlady, her’s is ‘a very convenient house to call at.’. | ||
Sinks of London Laid Open 18: In short, this place, besides being a common lodging house, adds to it that now very necessary convenience — a brothel. |
3. a prostitute.
Character of a Town-Miss in Old Bk Collector’s Misc. 1: She [i.e. a whore] is an excellent Conveniency for those that have more Money than Wit. | ||
Squire of Alsatia IV i: Oh, my pure blowen! my convenient! my tackle! | ||
Pantagruelian Prognostications (1927) II 693: Those whom Venus is said to rule, as punks, [...] concubines, convenients, cracks, drabs. | (trans.)||
London-Bawd (1705) 76: Why, Madam, says he, I want a certain sort of a Fleshly Convenience. | ||
Blackguardiana n.p.: Convenient, a mistress. |
4. the vagina; thus, by metonymy, its possessor.
Atheist IV 350: I hate a new Conveniency that was never practised upon; ’tis like a new Shooe that was never worn, wrings and hurts one’s Foot basely and scurvily. I love me ease, I. | ||
London Terraefilius V 27: The Coachman [...] can tell you which is furnish’d with the best Conveniency, the Dressing-Room or the Kitchen. |
5. a wife.
Dict. Canting Crew. | ||
Irish Hospitality II i: How silly it is to be made an Angel before Marriage, and an humble Conveniency afterwards. |
6. a lavatory.
Lex. Balatronicum. | ||
Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue. |