ham shanker n.
1. a masturbator.
 | ‘World of Arse’ on YAMS 🌐 Dirty 18–30 holiday lesbo bi-curious slappers getting their paps out every 20 seconds. Holiday reps showing the puppies for the punters. All shown at a high speed, fit inducing strobic speed....and then the fuckers tell you its all un-cut on ITV fuckin 2. What fuckin use is that to the average ham shanker half way through a palm/bellend interface session? I want to see the goods NOW! |
2. an unpleasant, stupid, despised person.
| posting at PlanetFear.com Climbing Forum 19 May 🌐 AT LEAST I’M OUT THERE DOING SOMETHING AND NOT BEING THE SAD ‘HAM SHANKER’ WHO HAS NO MATES TO GO SURFING OR CLIMBING WITH SO HE FINDS HAPPINESS IN THE FORM OF A FORUM. |