Green’s Dictionary of Slang

my left foot! excl.

also my left tit!
[ext. of my foot! excl.]

an excl. used to imply one’s contemptuous rejection of the previous speaker’s assertion.

[UK]G. Kersh Night and the City 271: Skins me my foot. Skins me my left tit.
[US]S. Lewis World So Wide 1: He’s an absolute hick, and he’s about as much of an architect as my left foot.