Green’s Dictionary of Slang

thingstable n.

[i.e. to avoid saying cunt n. (1)]

a constable; ‘Mr Thingstable, Mr Constable, a ludicrous affectation of delicacy in avoiding the first syllable in the title of that officer, which in sound has some similarity to an indecent monosyllable’ (Grose, 1785).

[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.