Green’s Dictionary of Slang

things n.

1. clothes in general, esp. those that women put on to go out, in addition to their indoor dress.

[UK]Shakespeare Taming of the Shrew IV iii: Ruffs and cuffs and farthingales and things.
[UK]Sheridan Duenna I iii: I suppose you don’t mean to detain my apparel – I may have my things, I presume?

2. one’s possessions carried at a particular time, eg on a journey.

[UK]R. Knolles Turkish Hist. (1621) 599: Busie in packing vp his things against his departure [OED].
[UK]R. Whiteing No. 5 John Street (2005) 28: By this time the heroine of the adventure has gathered up her things, including the dreadful helmet.
[US]J. Black You Can’t Win (2000) 119: He took the door of the room off its hinges [...] leaving the occupant’s ‘things’ at the mercy of his fellow lodgers.

3. implements or equipment for some special use, utensils.

[UK]Vanbrugh Provoked Wife III i: Here, take away the things; I expect company.

4. (UK Und.) stolen goods.

[UK]W. Perry London Guide.

5. (UK Und.) counterfeit money.

[UK]H. Brandon Poverty, Mendicity and Crime; Report 106: Women are generally the carriers of base coin; they bring the ‘things,’ as they are called, in a stocking to the seller.
[UK]‘Ducange Anglicus’ Vulgar Tongue.
[Aus]Sydney Sl. Dict. (2 edn) 8: The Things - Base coin.

In phrases

things and stuff (adj.)

(US black) well-dressed; sophisticated.

[US] ‘Idioms of the Present-Day American Negro’ in AS XIII:4 Dec. 314/2: THINGS AND STUFF. Same as mellow back.

SE in slang uses

In phrases

them things (n.)

(drugs) marijuana cigarettes.

[US]Bentley & Corbett Prison Sl. 74: Dem Things also Them Things Marijuana cigarettes.
things are brown

(W.I./UK black) ‘there is little money in hand and none coming’ (Allsopp, Dict. Caribbean English Usage, 1996).

[WI]S. Selvon Lonely Londoners 127: They ask him to lend them two and six, that things really brown.
things are crook in Tallarook (also ...Cooloongolook, ...Muswellbrook)

(Aus.) various assonant/rhyming phrs. used to denote an unsatisfactory situation.

[Aus](con. 1944) L. Glassop Rats in New Guinea 217: He says things are crook in Talarook. He’s the only soldier on his feet.
[Aus]G.A. Wilkes Dict. Aus. Colloquialisms 332/1: Tallarook. things are crook in. Catchphrase for any adverse situation [...] Other catchphrases include: There’s no work at Bourke. Got the arse at Bulli Pass. No luchre at Echuca. In jail at Innisfail. Things are weak at Julia Creek. Things are crook at Muswellbrook. The girls are bandy at Urandangie.
[Aus]R. Beckett Dinkum Aussie Dict. 52: Things are crook in Tallarook: Matters are not reaching any satisfactory conclusion, the times are bad and everything is up shit creek.
[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 things are crook in Cooloongolook. the situation is not very good.
[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 things are crook in Muswellbrook. the situation is not very good.
[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 things are crook in Tallarook. the situation is not very good.
[Aus]G. Seal Lingo 93: An apparently indigenous form of rhyming slang evolved here during the depression of the 1930s, according to Sidney Baker. This consisted of short rhymes on place names, usually with a sombre reference to unemployment and hardship, such as things are crook in tallarook, got the arse at bulli pass and no work in bourke. [...] Variations on this poetic form are still heard from time to time such as the beer is weak in julia creek, meaning poor beer, often abbreviated to julia creek or even julia and as a general expression of dissatisfaction.
things curry [? rhy. sl.; curry and rice = nice]

(W.I.) everything is great, satisfactory.

[WI]Francis-Jackson Official Dancehall Dict. 53: Things curry everything is o.k.; there’s no need to worry.
things doing

(US) noteworthy events.

C. Fowler letter 6 Dec. in Tomlinson Rocky Mountain Sailor (1998) 274: So I decided to ‘beat it’ and remain out of sight until it was all over [...] If [the Commandant] should happen to notice my absence there might be things doing.