Green’s Dictionary of Slang

clod n.1

1. (also clod-head) a stupid person, esp. a dull-witted peasant.

[UK]Jonson Every Man Out of his Humour I i: This clod, a whoreson puck-fist!
[UK]Jonson Volpone III i: O, your parasite Is a most precious thing, dropt from above, Not bred ’mongst clods and clodpoles, here on earth.
[UK]Milton Colasterion Works IV (1851) 362: Rather then spend words with this fleamy clodd of an Antagonist [...] I will not now contend whether it be a greater cause.
[UK]C. Cotton Scoffer Scoff’d (1765) 254: What! Is the fellow a mere Bumpkin, / A down-right Clod.
[UK]M. Stevenson Wits Paraphras’d 104: Clods fought with Clods, sprung up and slew / Each other.
[UK]D’Urfey Collin’s Walk canto 2 55: Those clods of Resolution, That filthy nest of suburb Vermin Were thronging up t’assist the Carman.
[UK]J. Ralph Sawney 9: The Bard remains a Clod.
[UK] ‘Cymon & Iphigenia’ Tom-Tit Pt 13: The former Clod is thus inspir’d with Sense.
[UK]E. Collins ‘Tale’ Misc. 11: Tom Clod, a Yeoman of the West.
[UK]Bridges Burlesque Homer (3rd edn) 243: This fellow is no earth-born clod, / But bastard to some whoring God.
[Ire]K. O’Hara April-Day Act II: Do I not see / That this clod’s pride, fear, and superstition, / All op’rate to our aid?
[Ire]J. O’Keeffe Young Quaker 15: Enter chronicle’s servants, Twig and Clod.
[UK]‘Answer to Captain Morris’ in Hilaria 76: We in the country, whom cocknies call clods.
[UK]M.P. Andrews Mysteries of the Castle Dramatis Personae: Cloddy (a country fellow).
[UK]C. Dibdin Britons Strike Home 7: The same dull clod I was before.
[UK]C.M. Westmacott Eng. Spy I 134: A mere clod, but a great man with the corporation.
[US]Owl (NY) 14 Aug. n.p.: ‘Why, you must be quite a fool.’ ‘No, I ben’t quite,’ said Clod drily, ‘ but I be very near one’.
[Ire] ‘Miseries Of An Omnibus’ Dublin Comic Songster 336: Some hobnailed clod walks over them whose stumps not very light are.
J.W. Kaye Peregrine Pulteney I 16: There are so many different dialects, what with ‘snobs,’ and ‘clods,’ and ‘chaws,’ and ‘jigs’.
[US]J.J. Hooper Adventures of Captain Simon Suggs (1851) 35: He regarded them as only fit to be pursued by purse-proud clod-heads.
Glasgow Wkly Times (Glasgow, MO) 27 Sept. 2/6: If the members are such clod-heads as to have to get some one to write for them [etc.].
[UK]J.E. Ritchie Night Side of London 219: I do n’t believe naturally men or women are these dull clods.
[UK]R.D. Blackmore Lorna Doone (1923) 38: The Doones were of very high birth, as all we clods of Exmoor knew.
[UK]J. Hatton Cruel London III 149: If I were a philosopher, or a clod, or something between your friend Thompson and a nigger, there might be hope.
[UK] ‘’Arry on the Elections’ Punch 12 Dec. 277/2: He [i.e. a Radical] is mostly a white-feathered Muggins, and always a clod or a cad.
[Scot]Dundee Courier 27 Jan. 7/1: But we don’t a-know wot way he has gone, clodhead don’t yer see?
[UK]Newcastle Courant 14 Oct. 2/5: Clodhead: Here, Mrs Dingle, — that boy o’ yourn has been and stole the scarecrow out o’ my field.
[UK]E.W. Hornung Amateur Cracksman (1992) 117: I should have thought any clod could see that I meant us to meet by chance!
[UK]A. Binstead Mop Fair 59: A rustic clod of a railway porter.
[UK]T.W.H. Crosland The First Stone 24: You stupid English law, / Pretended to send me here / Because of my infamies / With certain unkempt clods.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 477: Just one word more. Are you a god or a doggone clod?
[US]H. Miller Tropic of Cancer (1963) 273: There was nothing to distinguish them from the clods whom they would later wipe their boots on.
[UK]P. Larkin letter 18 Oct. in Thwaite Sel. Letters (1992) 45: The ‘wrong’ attitude to Dryden is that he is a boring clod with no idea of poetry.
[US]Mad mag. Spring 12: [...] with heavy black eyeglasses, loutish looking clod becomes intelligent looking clod.
[UK]H. Livings Nil Carborundum (1963) Act II: Don’t be a clod.
[UK]B.S. Johnson All Bull 151: It surprised me, the odd clod apart, how easy it is to achieve this [i.e. military drill].
[UK]T. Jones Curse of the Vampire Socks 51: What’s that, you silly clod?

2. a rude, awkward person.

[US]Baker et al. CUSS 97: Clod.
[US](con. 1969) M. Herr Dispatches 31: I’m just a fucking oaf, I’m a fucking clod.
[US](con. 1949) J. Hurling Boomers 140: Melvis is a clod. Melvis is ignorant.
[Ire]F. Mac Anna Last of the High Kings 153: Gerty [...] panicked and yanked the glass off the table into her lap. Oh, I’m just such a clod, really I am.

In derivatives

cloddish (adj.)

1. stupid, dull-witted.

T. Herbert Newes out of Islington in Halliwell (1849) 28: Wherefore fare you well, cloddish ploughman.
[Ire]J.S. Knowles Women’s Wit in Dramatic Works II 315: A man / Of cloddish nature, base and ignorant.
[UK]Bath Chron. 27 Aug. 4/5: The prisoner is a cloddish-looking fellow.
[Ire]Freeman’s Jrnl (Dublin) 16 Apr. 2/6: There are some people who confound cloddish stupidity.
[US]H.B. Stowe Oldtown Folks 511: These fellows are well enough, but they are cloddish and lumpish.
[UK]Manchester Courier 16 May 5/4: He has been represented as all that is stupid, dull, cloddish and animal.
[UK]Belfast News Ltr 26 July 7/3: Many lads, far from the heather, hang around the stove in cloddish embarrassment, afraid of the sound of their own voices.
[US]H.L. Wilson Ruggles of Red Gap (1917) 288: Louts for waiters, cloddish louts!
[UK]Lincs. Echo 22 July 4/4: As for our cloddish behaviour in restaurants, I can on only say that I have never observed it.
[UK]Burnley Exp. 14 Feb. 2/2: Alan Thompson as the cloddish but dry-witted son.
[UK](con. 1940s) G. Dutton Andy 47: The aeroplane is a supreme machine. A kite is entirely yours, what personality you have, it will express. If you’re feeling grumpy and cloddish it will bounce when you land it and skid.
S. Schama Embarrassment of Riches 258: They [i.e the Dutch] were the cheesemongers, the herring picklers, the cloddish Hogan Mogans.
C. Seligman Sontag & Kael 167: Cloddish writing goes hand in hand with cloddish thinking — if, indeed, it isn't the same thing.

2. clumsy, awkward.

[Ire]S. McAughtry Touch and Go 11: I had the cloddish, clumsy feeling as I went back downstairs.
[US]F. Kellerman Stalker (2001) 170: ‘He put the move on you?’ Marge asked. ‘Not in a cloddish way,’ Cindy said.
cloddishness (n.)

stupidity, dullness.

London Daily News 13 Feb. 4/2: The cloddishness of the peasant is [...] compensated by the intelligence of the class which directs and employs him.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

clod-brained (adj.)

very stupid.

[UK]Hereford Times 23 Feb. 4/5: Do you [...] suppose that I am so clod-brained as to believe that?
Lloyd’s Penny Wkly Misc. I 719/1: The sot - the ass - the clod-brained Andrew Britton.
J. White Earl of Gowrie 137: She has no great right to wisdom, sire, Being the child of such a clod brained carle / As him who calls her daughter.
[US]Dly Phoenix (Columbia, SC) 10 Feb. 1/1: Look at the increase of [...] ignorant, clod-headed, pox-faced jackass Jutsices.
[UK]Chelmsford Chron. 1 June 5/5: They did not want a lot of clod-brained people.
[UK]Windsor Mag. 86 24/2: Bugs to yer, yer clod-brained prunes!
[Ire]‘Myles na gCopaleen’ Best of Myles (1968) 328: The illiterate stupid ... clodbrained ... half-witted ... platter-faced ... cuckoo.
M. Thompson Cry & Covenant 248: You clod-brained— you irresponsible— are you gone mad? Are you killers?
S. Allison Homo Thugs 78: Aurelio gave us advice about girls, larcenous border guards, clod- brained farmers, bumbling cops and the whores who supposedly loved him.
clod-buster (n.)

(US) a rustic, a farmer.

[US]Spirit of Democracy (Woodsfield, OH) 30 Nov. 1/6: Come back here you infernal clod-buster, and pay for that melon.
[US]Omaha Dly Bee (NE) 11 Feb. 11/3: It was there I learned to lather and shave the bucolic villager and the clod-buster.
[US]H.B. Allen ‘Pejorative Terms for Midwest Farmers’ in AS XXXIII:4 265: [...] clodbuster.
C. Eubanks Bully in the Pulpit 340: Well, well, well! If it ain’t the hot-shot clod-buster that buys them expensive pies!
D. Cauthen Thumbs Down 57: That’s pretty impressive for me, a ridge-runner from Tennessee, and you, a clod-buster from Alabama.
clod-breaker (n.)

a rustic, a farmer.

[Scot]W. Scott Rob Roy (1883) 136: The old miserly clod-breaker called me pettifogger.
clod-crusher (n.) [note also: ‘an epithet used by Americans to describe the large feet which they believe to be the characteristics of English women as compared with those of their own country’ (B&L)]

(US) a rustic, a farmer.

[UK]Barrere & Leland Dict. of Sl., Jargon and Cant.
[US]M.G. Hayden ‘Terms Of Disparagement’ in DN IV:iii 207: clod-hopper, -crusher, country bumpkin.
clod-head (n.)

see sense 1 above.

clodhopper

see separate entries.

clod-jumper (n.)

(US) a rustic, a farmer.

J.G. Neihardt Life’s Lure 94: I was a clod-jumper and stump- grubber myself once! Now poke fun at me, will you?
H. Garland Son Middle Border 196: A hundred citified young men and women, fairly entitled to laugh at a clod-jumper like myself [DARE].
[US] in Wilson Collection.
clod-knocker (n.)

(US) a rustic, a farmer.

Southern Cultivator July 100/1: Mr. Editor: — Having been brought up at the plow and lived a ‘clod knocker’ for 30 years [...] I propose to make a few remarks.
[US] in PADS.
[US] in DARE.
clod-masher (n.) (US/Aus.)

1. a large foot.

[US]DN V 20: Clod-knocker [...] foot.
[US]Berrey & Van den Bark Amer. Thes. Sl.

2. (also clod-smasher) a heavy shoe.

[Aus]E.S. Sorenson Christmas in the Bush in Life in the Aus. Backblocks 294: The old home, which has long been dull and quiet, now rings with merry laughter and glad voices, and when Bob does a jig in his clod-smashers the very roof shakes and the crockery rattles loudly on the dresser.
[US]Berrey & Van den Bark Amer. Thes. Sl.
[US] in PADS.
[US] in DARE.

3. a clumsy oaf; a rustic.

[US] in PADS.
[US] in DARE.
clodpate (n.)

see separate entry.

clodpoll (n.)

see separate entry.

clodskull (n.)

a fool.

[UK]N. Ward Hudibras Redivivus II:10 18: When Clod-skulls, at the worst o’ th’ lay, / By brutal Rage, shall make their Way.
clod-skulled (adj.)

stupid.

[UK]N. Ward London Spy VIII 178: A Golden Sash, which the Clod-Skull’d Hero became as well as one of his Dray-Horses would an Embroider’d Saddle.
[UK]N. Ward Compleat and Humorous Account of Remarkable Clubs (1756) 43: The clod-skull’d Fraternity of Oyster-Porters [...] may get drunk therewith.
[UK]W. King York Spy 38: With Thousand ugly Grimaces, and comical Actions, and by his exquisite acquirements in the art of Tittle Tattle, [he] lugg’d the Clod-skull’d Audience by the Ears three quarters of an Hour.

In phrases

clods and stickings (n.)

poor quality boiled beef, as served to paupers.

[UK]J. Neild Soc. for the Discharge & Relief of Persons Imprisoned for Small Debts 418: The Debtors on the Poor and Women’s-Side have eight stone (or sixty-four pounds) of beef, divided weekly amongst them, without bone, such as clods and stickings; which is paid for by the Sheriffs.
[UK]Mthly Rev. 86 43: The allowance of food is fourteen ounces of bread per day, and one pound of the ‘clods and stickings of beef’ twice per week.
[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. Turf, Ring, etc. 3: A-la-mode — without further explanation — ‘beef,’ is to be understood; clods and stickings, stewed to rags and seasoned high.
[UK]Reports from Committee on Secondary Punishments 7 10: They have six ounces of meat boiled, coarse pieces of meat (clods and stickings, as they are termed,) free from bone, one pound of potatoes or other vegetables, and half a pound of bread.
[UK]Report from Commissioners: Prisons XX 183: The beef consisting of clods and stickings; the mutton consisting of the breast, the neck, and the ribs.
[UK]Wilson & Richards Britain Redeemed & Canada Preserved 294: Sundays — 6 oz. boiled beef (clods and stickings) and potatoes.
[UK]G.A. Sala Gaslight & Daylight 308: He gorges tripe, and clods, and stickings. He is drunk with laudanumed beer and turpentined gin.
[UK]Daily Tel. 24 Oct. n.p.: [...] Is the skilly we wonder most ‘beutiful’ at Stepney, or are the clods and stickings unusually free from bone [F&H].