Green’s Dictionary of Slang

teensie-weensie adj.

also eensey-teensey, eensie-beensie, eensie-teensie, eensy-teensy, eensy-weensy, eentsie-weentsie, eentsy-weentsy, teenchy, teenchy weenchy, teencie-weencie, teensie, teensy, teensy-weensy, teentsy-weentsy, teeny-tiny, teeny-weeny, tinsy-insy, tintsy-wintsy, weensy, weeny teeny
[infant pron. of SE tiny]

(orig. US juv.) very small, minuscule.

N.O. Democrat (LA) 6 Mar. 8/4: About a million [...] teensy-weensy [...] caterpillars hatched out.
[US]G.W. Bagby Old Virginia Gentleman (1910) 18: A little ‘teenchy’ bit of a shoe it was, too.
Pleasanton Observer-Enterprise (KS) 19 July 2/2: Only a little teensy-weensy bit of tails of the cats are visible.
[US] in H. Wentworth Amer. Dial. Dict. (1944) 626/1: Little teensy bit of a boy .
[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 334: The idee of me an’ Stella bein’ put out of the third floor front, an’ put in a teenchy room on the air shaft.
[US]J.W. Carr ‘Words from Northwest Arkansas’ in DN III:i 98: tintsy-wintsy, adj. Minute, tiny. ‘The Texas fever tick’s a tintsy-wintsy bug.’.
[US]Pioche Record (NV) 12 Dec. 4/2: A weenchy, teenchy baby girl.
[US]L.W. Payne Jr ‘Word-List From East Alabama’ in DN III:v 380: teentsy(-weentsy), adj. Very small.
Progressive Farmer (Raleigh, NC) 23 Nov. 11/2: He [...] rolled his goggle eyes an’ tried to make up to hisa teenchy neighbour.
[US]Dos Passos Manhattan Transfer 83: I’ll be back in a minute, in the teenciest weenciest minute.
[US]J. Tully Jarnegan (1928) 183: I’ll fix a weeny teeny bit of scotch.
[US]J.P. McEvoy Hollywood Girl 12: I’m sure he won’t care if I let you in on an eeentsieweentsie bit of it.
Spokane Chron. (WA) 30 Sept. 3/1: Uncle Andy was driving along in his tintsy-wintsy Austin [...] when along came a great, big, mean, old Buick.
[US]P. Stevenson Gospel According to St Luke’s 219: Papa, do you think I could have just a teensy-weensy bit more ice-cream?
[US]H. Roth Call It Sleep (1977) 94: Same one. But looked a little teenchy weenchy bit different.
[UK]Auden & Isherwood Ascent of F6 II v: My dear, I’m terribly sorry for you. I do understand. But aren’t you being just a teeny-weeny bit morbid?
[US]N.Y. Times Mag. 11 Apr. 23/3: Can’t you sneak off to bed just one teensie-weensie night?
[US]R. Chandler ‘Pearls Are a Nuisance’ in Spanish Blood (1946) 122: Will you promise me just one teensy-weensy little thing?
[Can]Star-Phoenix (Saskatoon, Saskatchewan) 4 Aug. 17/5: It’s so small that I will call it ‘Teenchy-Weenchy Cat’.
[US]E. Wilson 10 Jan. [synd. col.] Hill was a teeny-weeny bit astonished.
[US]S.J. Perelman ‘Hit Him Again, He’s Sober’ in Keep It Crisp 49: ‘Just one teentsy-weentsy sip,’ begged my hostess.
[US]W. Guthrie Seeds of Man (1995) 287: Not a teensie speck.
M. Fessier Clovis 144: I explain I won’t miss it a teensie-weensie bit.
[US]F.G. Cassidy ‘Iteration as a Word-forming Device in Jamaican Folk Speech’ in AS XXXII:1 49: Rhyming iteratives [...] as in [...] eentsy-weentsy, walky-talky, super-duper.
[US]E. Dundy Dud Avocado (1960) 159: It did just strike me as the teeniest weeniest bit careless.
[US]J. Thompson Getaway in Four Novels (1983) 56: That red polish would have to go, even if her eensie-teensie pinkies went right along with it.
[US]J. Thompson Texas by the Tail (1994) 11: Not even a teensy bit? [...] Not even a teensy-weensy bit?
[US]M. Rumaker Exit 3 and Other Stories 8: Little favor [...] Just a weensy favor [Ibid.] 67: The most pretty fork of all the oyster forks is a eensie-beensie silver one.
[US]F. Exley Fan’s Notes 158: But surely, Bunny, you’ve got time for one more drink [...] just one teensie-weensie one?
[US]Time XCV 86/3: Wall Street Dads and Mothers with their sleek county look, their cashmeres, stationwagons, teensie-weensie drinkies.
[US](con. 1940s) E. Thompson Tattoo (1977) 31: She read all the eensy-weensy-goo they handed out in tracts at Sunday school.
[US]N. De Mille Smack Man (1991) 87: You don’t scare me one fucking bit. Not one fucking eensy-teensy bit.
[US] in E. Cray Erotic Muse (1992) 297: Our school porter, he is a fool. / He’s only got a teeny-weeny tool.
[US]J. Olsen Secret of Fire Five 57: Forty-two years old, married twice, wears a teentsy-weentsy ribbon in her hair.
[US]A. Maupin Tales of the City (1984) 150: There’s a teensy-weensy bit of Mai Tai left in the pitcher.
[US]A. Maupin Further Tales of the City (1984) 186: Doesn’t it strike you as just a teensy bit out of his way?
[US]E. Weiner Howard the Duck 121: Little teeny-tiny, eenie-weinie, itty-bitty, microgoddamscopic baby zucchini!
Working Mother Aug. 100: [advert] I just couldn’t resist taking a teensie-weensie bite out of this petite little chicken leg.
[UK]K. Lette Llama Parlour 185: I know I do tend to run him down a liddle, tinsy, insy bit now and then.
[UK]K. Lette Foetal Attraction (1994) 161: Oh, look at these eensey teensey litttle socki-wockies.
[Ire]F. Mac Anna Ship Inspector 140: Look at it. It’s just a teenchy weenchy kitten.
[US](con. 1985–90) P. Bourjois In Search of Respect 47: Oprah Winfrey or the Donahue Show — which doesn’t mean shit. [...] It’s not going to change the world in an eensy-weensy bit at all. It’s just talk.
in G. Paley et al. Conversations with Grace Paley 113: You think it’s hostile, that teensie-weensie handwriting?
[UK]Guardian G2 2 Nov. 3: A teensy-weensy contradiction there, perhaps?
[UK]T. Blacker Kill Your Darlings 217: A teensy silver lining to this horrid cloud in your life.
[UK]Observer Rev. 25 Jan. 16: Just a teensy bit of enterprising millennial spin.
[UK]Observer Rev. 9 Apr. 16: We are a teensy-weensy parochial TV nation.
S. Vreeland Forest Lover 378: Was she going to let a few teensie weensie man-eating jaws scare her?
[UK]Observer (London) Mag. 16 Oct. 55/2: There might be a teensy-weensy conflict of interest.
[US]T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] ‘The cops don’t show up like that over teensy misunderstandings’.