number one n.
1. oneself, one’s own interests.
|in Hedges Diary 23 Feb. (1887) III 99: The Knight I doubt not, but ’tis very careful of number one, and looks no further .|
|Sporting Mag. Jan. V 221/1: But don’t go for to think I neglects number one.|
|Pickwick Papers (1999) 701: No man should have more than two attachments — the first, to number one, and the second to the ladies.|
|Biglow Papers (1880) 108: Though, fur ez number one’s consarned, I don’t make no objection.|
|Bleak House (1991) 775: Whenever a person proclaims to you ‘In worldly matters I’m a child’ you consider that that person is only a-crying off from being held accountable, and that you have got that person’s number, and it’s Number One.|
|Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 114/2: Round went the ‘lush,’ Bob still looking out for No. 1, and never letting a glass go by him.|
|Gympie Times (Qld) 7 July 3/1: The others are mere inanities, possessing a keen interest in ‘number one’.|
|Spectator 22 Mar. 379/1: It is in the early chapters, too, that the author speaks of himself, seldom referring to number one afterwards – for a less egotistical book we have seldom seen [F&H].|
|Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 9 Oct. 12: [pic. caption] Two Cyprians, with an Eye to the Interests of No. 1 Take Advantage of a Political Procession to Advertise Their Preferences and Charms.|
|Newcastle Courant 25 Nov. 6/5: In his journey through life [he] had kept a close eye upon the interests of No. 1.|
|‘’Arry on His Critics’ in Punch 17 Dec. 280/2: I mean to [...] keep my heye on one mark — Number One!|
|Truth (Sydney) 15 Apr. 4/8: Of course we couldn’t blame him for attending to Number One — every parson christens his own child first.|
|Minor Dialogues 159: Ah! you’re all self, James [...] Don’t ’arp too much on number one.|
|‘Dads Wayback’ in Sun. Times (Sydney) 1 June 5/5: Yous wants ter see how they works out fer Number One, as is allus ther cove as wants most looking arter.|
|Prison Memoirs of an Anarchist (1926) 191: A fellow’s a fool not t’ look out for number one.|
|Bulldog Drummond 245: Not one in a hundred [...] of the so-called revolutionary leaders in this country are disinterested. They’re out for Number One.|
|Ulysses 145: Does himself well. No guests. All for number one.|
|Mules and Men (1995) 66: Ah ain’t puttin’ out not to no ole hard head [...] Ah talks for Number One.|
|see look after number one|
|(con. 1941) Twenty Thousand Thieves 180: Olley tapped his chest and smiled knowingly. ‘The old Number One! I get on with the men but it’s always old Ted, number one!’.|
|Rockabilly (1963) 153: Who, after all, was looking out for Number One?|
|Hazell Plays Solomon (1976) 128: It’s a hard world and your only duty is to number one.|
|Only Fools and Horses [TV script] Like hell he did! Vic looked after number one!‘Diamonds are for Heather’|
|The Joy (2015) [ebook] The time took after number one had arrived — Run, run, ye fucking coward, ye!|
|Indep. on Sun. 28 May 21: Gunman who looks after number one.|
2. the best, the finest quality.
|Swell’s Night Guide 40: This sanctum-sanctorum is ... the number one of cribberies.|
|Sporting Times 19 Sept. 1/3: He had nothing but derision for the Scotland Yard division, / They were nowhere, whereas he was number one.‘A Clue’|
|Wash. Post 3 July 3/1: This Victoria hop’s been dribblin’ inter New York [...] at the rate of 50 tins a week. It ain’t quite as good as No. 1 [...] That’s the best in the world.|
|Ulysses 403: Yours? Mead of our fathers for the Uebermensch. Dittoh. Five number ones.|
|On the Waterfront (1964) 144: Johnny was Number One in their book.|
|letter in Mad mag. Jan. 10: As we say in Korea, it is number one (the best).|
|Start in Life (1979) 80: You’re number one [...] You might not know it, but you saved my life.|
|(con. 1940s) Singapore Grip 168: ‘Big ah blests number one!’ remarked a smartly dressed young Chinese.|
|(con. 1950s–60s) in Little Legs 3: My Dad was number one around here.|
|Pimp’s Rap 161: I am number one. I’m Bobby Jones.|
|Hooky Gear 53: Well fuckin hell. Number fuckin 1.|
3. (orig. US) one’s best friend or lover.
|Girl Proposition 69: He was the kind that would take a Friend with him when he went calling on No. 1. He wanted the Friend to see for himself that the Girl thought the World of Papa.|
|Sporting Times 1 Apr. 11/2: Each was No. 1 when the other fellow wasn’t there.|
|But Not For Love 43: [L]ater [i.e. after sex] he said, ‘Janey, you’ve always been the number one’.|
|Guardian Guide 10–16 July 93: He’s still number one in Rachel’s affections.|
|Crumple Zone 71: I get back from Sabine’s [...] pretty cabbaged, drunk enough for Alv to drive me back the ten-minute walk with his number one, the super-silent Ray, in tow.|
4. as juv. euph.
(a) the act of urination.
|one).‘Seniority’ in Poems II 130: He, coolly, his paper began to prepare / Just adding (for some only mind number...|
|Sl. and Its Analogues.|
|Call It Sleep (1977) 37: ‘You’d better go in and ‘pee’ first [...] How does your mother say it?’ ‘She says numbah one.’.|
|(con. 1928) Mad in Pursuit 101: An’ you better do Number One before yer leave, too.|
|Watt (1988) 118: He might have got up, without the bell’s sounding, to do his number one, or number two, in his great big chamber pot.|
|CUSS 164: Number 1 Urinate.et al.|
|Great Santini (1977) 54: I gotta go number one real bad.|
|How to Kiss a Crocodile 57: When I did try number ones, I strained, grunted and groaned as I hovered over the porcelain bowl. Not even a drop.|
|Royal Family 448: Oh, my darned dog won’t poop. He’s done number one, but he just won’t do number two.|
|Guardian Festivals 21 May 5/2: You only need the toilets for number twos. Number ones can be done anywhere.|
|Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 60: Brit beer tastes so like No. 1 we probably wouldn’t know the difference.|
|Hot to Trot 166: We call it ‘tinkle’ or ‘number one’.|
|Donkey’s Years 30: Coffey [...] lets No. 1 go between his legs. It splatters on the drain.|
(c) a chamberpot.
|Sl. and Its Analogues.|
5. an extremely short ‘skinhead’ hair-style [from the setting of the hair-clippers at ‘1’].
|(con. c.1967) Firefight 30: ‘You want number-one hakkut, Joe?’ the barber asked.|
|Pugilist at Rest 83: He told me I could not leave the base until I got a No. 1 haircut.|
|Indep. on Sun. Culture 11 July 2: You’ll see a chunky bloke with a No 1 crop.|
|Guardian Space 13 Apr. 18: Then another of those blokes appeared – No 1 crop, Crombie, pit bull on a string.|
|Ringer [ebook] n.p.: Dungarees is the slippery slope. Next is the Doc Martens and the Number 1 to the napper.|
6. (UK prison) the punishment diet of bread and water.
|Gilt Kid 65: Serve him right if he had to go without any grub for a few days same as a bloke might get three days’ No. 1 back in stir.|
|After the Wake (1981) 26: I would have been reported to the Governor [...] and have got No. 1 (bread and water) ‘to cool me off’.‘I Became a Borstal Boy’ in|
|Tramp at Anchor 180: Uh-huh — three number one.|
|Und. Nights 141: He was given three days’ No. 1 diet and fourteen days’ No. 2.|
|Big Huey 251: number one (n) Restricted diet No. 1 (abolished).|
7. (US Und.) first degree (i.e. pre-meditated) murder.
|Runnin’ Down Some Lines 24: I’m on parole for number one.|
to take care of oneself, irrespective of others.
|Vulgarities of Speech Corrected n.p.: To mind number one [...] To be attentive to interest.|
|Whip & Satirist of NY & Brooklyn (NY) 22 Oct. n.p.: She will always take care of No. one.|
|Bard’s Offering 71: Mrs. Sleek slimmed the cream for her butter— / Well she knew how to mind number one.‘Mrs. Sleek’ in|
|Gay Girls of N.Y. 88: I’m a poor lone widow and I must take care of number one!|
|Sheffield Indep. 23 Dec. 15/1: Mother Mahomney was supposed to be a widow, and if so so, a widow better able to look after No 1 I don’t care at all to see.|
|Era (London) 7July 16/1: Acute brokers devote their energies to taking special care of No. 1, and rarely come out ‘at the small end of the horn’.|
|Mord Em’ly 261: I’m going to look after Number One, an occupation I ’ave pre’aps ’itherto neglected.|
|Dark Hazard (1934) 25: Look after number one, in this case, your job.|
|(con. 1920s) Big Money in USA (1966) 908: There are darn few who won’t look out for number one first.|
|Never Come Morning (1988) 46: I believe I got to take care of number one then.|
|Hoodlums (2021) 50: The only certain thing about Marty was his ability to take care of Number One.|
|Curvy Lovebox 169: You must [...] take care of numbah one.|
|PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 35: I’m doing what you do, Ross. I’m looking after number one.|