cauliflower n.3
1. the vagina.
, , | Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: Cauliflower [...] the private parts of a woman; the reason for this appelation is given in the following story. A woman, who was giving evidence in a case wherein it was necessary to express those parts, made use of the term cauliflower, for which the judge on the bench, a peevish old fellow, reproved her, saying she might as well call it an artichoke. Not so, my lord, replied she, for an artichoke has a bottom, but a **** and a cauliflower have none. | |
Lex. Balatronicum. | ||
Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue. | ||
Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 4 Mar. 3/2: ‘The handsomest Flower,’ said at lady at the Floral Show [...] ‘is that ere Cauliflower.’ — The largest Cucumber, we understand, was that exhibited by the French Chevalier — ’twas a rum-un indeed. | ||
Sl. and Its Analogues. | ||
in Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 123: Cabbages an’ califlooer, it’s the wind that blows the grass, / Many’s the penny I have earned with the hole next to my arse. |
2. sexual intercourse.
eye mag. 8 July 🌐 ‘Hey, I’m all in a lather, in a season,’ he told her. ‘How’s about a bit of your father? I wouldn’t mind some cauliflower.’. | ‘A dirty little story’ in
In phrases
to have sexual intercourse.
Sl. and Its Analogues. | ||
Salon.com 16 May 🌐 What activity are the following euphemisms for? 1. Eat cauliflower. 2. Wind up the clock. 3. Drive home. 4. Have a Northwest Cocktail. 5. Introduce Charlie. 6. Parallel park. 7. Buzz the Brillo. 8. Make the chimney smoke. 9. Talk about Uganda. Answer: Have sex. | ‘The Listress’||
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: cauliflower euph. Sex. e.g. ‘I fancy doing a bit of cauliflower’. From 18th C. slang for vagina. |
to have sexual intercourse.
Sl. and Its Analogues. |