Green’s Dictionary of Slang

jordan n.

also jordain, jordin, jourden
[origin unknown, one theory suggested that the term is an abbr. of Jordan-bottle – a bottle of water brought from the River Jordan by crusaders or pilgrims – but this ignores the orig. form of the word, as found in Prompt. Parv. (1440) inter alia, jurdanus, which has no links to Jordanes, the contemporary Lat. for the Jordan. An earlier SE use was a kind of pot or vessel formerly used by physicians and alchemists; such pots might often have held urine for analysis; thus leading to the sl. term]

a chamberpot.

Chaucer Words of the Host to Physician and Pardoner line 304: I pray to god, to saue thy gentil cors, And eek thyne urinals and thy Iordanes.
C Mery Talys 15: I wot wel a iordayn & a py?pot is all one.
[Scot]D. Lyndsay Satyre of Thrie Estaits III vii: Ryiss up, Lowry, ye luik even lyk a lurdane, Your mowth war meit to drink owt ane wensche jurdane.
[UK]Greene Blacke Bookes Messenger 29: And so pluckt goodman Iurdaine with all his contents down pat on the Curbers pate.
[UK]Shakespeare Henry IV Pt 1 II i: Why, they will allow us ne’er a jordan, and then we leak in the chimney.
[UK]Jonson Bartholomew Fair IV iv: Pre dee now, shweet Ursh, help dis good brave voman to a jordan.
[UK]J. Earle Micro-Cosmographie D2: The Tauerne [...] After a long sitting [...] the Iordans like swelling rivers ouerflow.
[UK]R. Brome Covent-Garden Weeded II i: Carry up a Jordan for the Maidenhead, and a quart of white muskadine for the blew Bore.
[UK]Witts Recreations ‘Fancies & Fantasticks’ No. 115: If their brains be not well, / Or bladders doe swell, [...] My Lady will come / With a bowl and a broom, / And their handmaid with a Jourden.
[UK]A. Radcliffe ‘Call to the Guard’ in Dryden Miscellaneous Poems (1716) 104: Of some Scars by the Jordan, or warlike Quart Pot.
[UK]The tongue combatants 4: [A]ccomodated with [...] some Cleane-pipes and a jordin.
[UK]D’Urfey Comical Hist. of Don Quixote Pt 3 V i: Thou Jordan of foul Juice, thou hast undone me.
[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew n.p.: Jordain, c. [...] a Chamberpot.
[UK]New Canting Dict. [as cit. c.1698].
[UK]Pope Dunciad II 23: This China-Jordan, let the chief o’ercome Replenish, not ingloriously, at home. [Ibid.] 24: Crown’d with the Jordan, walks contented home .
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. [as cit. c.1698].
[UK]Smollett Peregrine Pickle (1964) 305: As for that thick-headed, insolent pedant, his confederate, who emptied my own jordan upon me while I slept.
O. Goldsmith Essays 1: Instead of a crown, our performer covered his brows with an inverted jordan [F&H].
[UK]D. Gunston (ed.) Jemmy Twitcher’s Jests 82: She to the jordan went to p—s.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[Ire] ‘An Unfortunate Woman of the Town’ in A. Carpenter Verse in Eng. in 18C Ireland (1998) 411: A broken Jordan, and a three-legg’d Chair.
[UK]J. Gillray 1 Nov. [cartoon title] Lubber’s Hole, – alias – The Crack’d Jordan.
[UK]‘Answer to Captain Morris’ in Hilaria 77: And a jordan, perhaps, on your noddle may split, / So before you get home, you’re bepiss’d or be-sh-t!
[UK]‘C. Caustic’ Petition Against Tractorising Trumpery 91: And e’en old women bravely wield Their jordans like Achilles’ shield.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc.
Little Cocky-Bendy 1: He oft was with a jordan crown’d! / And with it’s fluid almost drowned!
[US]Whip and Satirist of NY 9 Apr. n.p.: Man was not intended by nature to twirl mops and empty jordans.
[UK]Swell’s Night Guide 73: Times are badly changed since John the hostler lived here; then every bed had a jordan; but now you must leak in a chimney corner.
[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc.
[UK]Sl. Dict.
Brewer in N&Q III 79: We always called the Matula the jordan, and into this receptacle all the bedroom slops were emptied [F&H].
[UK]G. Kersh Fowlers End (2001) 133: I didn’t know where the lav was, but luckily there seems to be a jordan under the bed.
[UK]P. Larkin ‘Livings’ High Windows 15: Our butler Starveling piles the logs / And sets behind the screens a jordan / (Quicker than going to the bogs).