Green’s Dictionary of Slang

hooter n.3

[the supposed resemblance to an old-fashioned automobile hooter]

1. the nose.

[UK]F. Norman Fings II i: So I sticks one on his hooter – makes a bloody mess of him.
[UK]G. Melly Owning Up (1974) 243: Why don’t you keep your fucking hooter out of it?
[UK]F. Norman Dead Butler Caper 35: Just watcha step, mate, if yuh finkin’ of stickin’ yuh hooter in that little love nest.
[UK]J. Sullivan ‘Tea for Three’ Only Fools and Horses [TV script] What’s that Andy want to go sticking his ’ooter into my affairs for eh, eh?
[Aus]M. Walker How to Kiss a Crocodile 13: With my ample hooter, it got clogged up very quickly.
[Aus]M. Coleman Fatty 204: ‘The thing about Turvey is that he’s got this huge hooter’.
[Scot]I. Welsh Filth 85: Ray puts some posh on the corner of his credit card and takes a rough hit up that hooter.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Mystery Bay Blues 300: Try chopping that up on a mirror and shoving it up your hooter.
[UK]Observer Mag. 30 Sept. 10: There should be more tickles and congestion in hooters this autumn and winter.
[Scot](con. 1980s) I. Welsh Skagboys 264: I’ve done two fat lines up the hooter.
[Ire]P Howard Braywatch 310: The old dear decides to stick her ample hooter in then.
[UK]J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 309: I plunged my hooter into glasses the size of footballs. Sniffing like a heroic drugs-squad mutt.

2. (US) a telephone.

[US]S. King Cujo (1982) 224: Trenton got on the old hooter.

3. a female breast; usu. in pl.

[US](con. 1952) G. Wolff Duke of Deception (1990) 178: Plenty of nook up here in Maine. Went the distance last night with that babe from Walker’s. Huge hooters, hot!
[US]C. Hiaasen Skin Tight 231: This man lost an eye to a . . .’ ‘Hooter’, Kipper Garth said, ‘His wife’s hooter.’.
[US]D. Clowes Ghost World 23: Like what if Mrs. Noyes had massive, pointy hooters?
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Mud Crab Boogie (2013) [ebook] Les then spun round on top of her and started giving it to Evelyn in her giant hooters.
[US]F.X. Toole Pound for Pound 278: Her white hooters glowed in the shadow of the doorway.
[US]Slate 29 Apr. 🌐 An entire generation has grown up in a world of hair extensions, pneumatic hooters, and stripper poles.

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