Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Chinese adj.

one of the racial stereotypes used in many contexts; the Chinese eye-shape, plus the supposed cunning of the ‘wily Orientals’ always has ‘Chinese’ implying something slightly out of kilter, physically, ethically or otherwise; thus used in the following combs.

[US]Morn. Call (San Francisco) 5 Sept. 7/5: Indeed Chinese Charlie is a character such as you don’t meet every day.
[US]C.L. Cullen More Ex-Tank Tales 214: These Chinese narratives [...] that hike along from right to left and hand you an epilogue before you’ve had a chance to rubber at the preface.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 10 Jan. 1/5: The ‘Amachaws’ [...] employed Mr. Cockram’s ranger to manipulate the ropes, with the inevitable result that the several fields were dispatched in ‘Chinese’ file.
[US]W.T. Vollmann Whores for Gloria 124: Every last one of us betrayed by the VC [...] Wanna kill those Chinese Charlies!
J. Maxwell on Test Match Special 28 Aug. [BBC Radio 5] It flies off, the Chinese drive, down to fine leg.

In compounds

Chinese angle (n.)

(US) an unexpected, peculiar, or arcane aspect or perspective.

D. Hammett Thin Man cap. 25: ‘You're not trying to find a Chinese angle on it, are you?" he complained, "just because they shoot like that?’ ‘No, but any kind of angle would help’.
Chinese B (n.) [the preferential treatment given to supposedly disadvantaged East Asian students in an early form of affirmative action]

(US) a grade that is marked higher than the student’s work really deserved.

[US]K. Porter ‘Still More Ethnic and Place names as Derisive Adjectives’ Western Folklore XXV:1 38: Chinese B. A grade higher than the student’s actual performance would justify. [...] University of Illinois, ca. 1955.
[US] (ref. to 1950s) Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese B n [Porter ca. 1955] Grade higher than the student’s actual performance would justify, awarded out of some special personal or group consideration; so called because disadvantaged Oriental students were often the beneficiaries.
Chinese breath mints (n.)

(Aus.) illegally imported (usu. China-manufactured) cigarettes.

[Aus]Betoota-isms 102: Chinese Breath Mints [...] 1. A packet of grey market cigarettes originally from China 2. Illegal imported cigarettes, purchased from a dodgy tobacconist.
Chinese brown (n.) (also Chinese brown sugar)

(drugs) a form of heroin.

US Congress Immigration and Naturalization hearings IV 429: This memorandum deals with the profile of Chinese brown rock heroin. It is very interesting.
F. Bresler Chinese Mafia 13: [Heroin] is often called ‘Chinese White’, or No.3, which is not a powder but a sort of ‘rocky’ granular substance, popularly nicknamed ‘Chinese Brown Sugar’.
J.M.T. Miller Jade Crucible 168: China White, the king of narcotics, was the top-grade heroin [...] Chinese Brown Sugar was a less refined version of the same product.
C. Wood ‘Jeeves goes Trainspotting’ on South Manchester Writers’ Workshop 🌐 Several days later I returned to the flat, my head doing the rounds, a notable side effect of the Chinese brown which is de rigeur in London these days.
Chinese comfort fund (n.)

(Aus.) rice.

[Aus]A. Gurney Bluey & Curley 10 June [synd. cartoon strip] Tell his reverence there’s loop the loop, snags and mud balls, strike me dead, slip in the gutter and Chinese comfort fund. The cook said there’s soup, sausages and potatoes, bread and butter and rice.
Chinese consumption (n.) [pun on ‘wun bung lung’, a ‘Chinese’ name]

(Aus.) a smoker’s cough.

[UK]Partridge DSUE (8th edn) 209/1: since ca. 1935.
Chinese copy (n.) [? the stereotype (usu. ascribed to Japan) of East Asian workmen as taking Western inventions and faithfully copying them in order to sell the cheaper reproductions back to the West]

(US) any copy that faithfully reproduces not just the accurate work but the mistakes, too.

Walker & Lotsch Treatise on the Law of Patents for Inventions 19: When a defendant manufactures a device which is a ‘Chinese’ copy of a patent, the Court shall insist that the defendant produce a prior art structure.
R. Callmann Law of Unfair Competition and Trade-marks 249: There is no reason why a Chinese copy of such article may not be made.
US Patents Quarterly 267: Evidence that plaintiff’s patented device is commercially successful and that defendant makes Chinese copy thereof [...] is not of primary importance.
[US]Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese copy n Reproduction which captures defects as well as desired qualities.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 81: Chinese copy. A slavishly exact copy.
J. Rosenstock Patent Interference Practice Hbk 87: Pejorative language: Sever states that ‘Glickman’s patent is a virtual Chinese copy of Sever’s application’.
Chinese cure (n.)

(drugs) a form of withdrawing from a narcotic addiction: a mix of heroin and Wampole’s Tonic is consumed, with the proportion of narcotic gradually reduced to zero.

[US]W. Burroughs letter 5 March in Harris (1993) 81: I took the Chinese cure and I’m off the junk.
[US]‘William Lee’ Junkie (1966) 72: A variation of it is known as the Chinese cure, which is carried out with hop and Wampole’s Tonic.
[US]R.R. Lingeman Drugs from A to Z (1970) 61: Chinese cure An addict’s way of withdrawing himself from heroin: opium in daily decreasing amounts is mixed with a tonic, until finally the addict is drinking only the tonic.
T. Nordegren Encyc. Alcohol & drug Abuse 170: Chinese cure Colloquial term for reduction of heroin dose to overcome addiction.
Chinese deal (n.) [negative stereotype of a Chinese businessman as one who enjoys the minutiae of bargaining but cannot be trusted to deliver the goods]

a deal that fails to materialize.

[US]Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese deal n Business transaction that does not materialize; from the stereotype of the Chinese preoccupation with business and their untrustworthiness.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 81: Chinese deal. A pretended deal.
Chinese ducket (n.) [ducket n. (1); the punch-holes in such tickets supposedly resembled Chinese money]

(US) a complimentary ticket to a theatrical or sporting event.

[US]D. Runyon ‘For a Pal’ in Runyon on Broadway (1954) 569: A Chinese ducket being a complimentary ducket that is punched full of holes like Chinese money, and which you do not have to pay for.
Chinese fashion (adv.) [the implication is that such a position accommodates the supposedly transverse Chinese vagina]

used to describe having sexual intercourse, with the couple lying on their sides.

[US]Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 198: Were they to roll onto their sides, our coupling couple would be doing it Chinese fashion.
Chinese fire drill (n.)

1. (also Chinese drill, Chink fire drill) bedlam, chaos.

H.B. Lent PT Boat 166: I was certain that I had one of my navigation equations in the test fouled up like a Chinese fire drill.
[US]Coshocton (OH) Trib. 5 June 8: As far as Burton was concerned, everything was fouled up like a Chinese fire drill as Hogan finished with his plus 51 to lead Lloyd Mangrum.
[US](con. 1950) E. Frankel Band of Brothers 4: He’s as fouled up as a Chink fire drill!
[US]Current Sl. II:2 8: Chinese Fire Drill, n. Denotes a confused and unorganized formation; any fouled-up event.
[US]Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese fire drill n [Cray 1961] Chaos, confusion.
[US]R. Price Breaks 91: We [...] bolted from the car through our respective doors like fraternity jerks doing a Chinese drill.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 81: Chinese fire drill. A condition of much confusion.
International Monster.Com 3 Jan. 🌐 The CEO was a half-hour late for the meeting. He rushed in and apologized, saying ‘This whole morning has been like a Chinese fire drill.’ When asked, I explained that ‘Chinese fire drill’ is an American expression that means everybody is working at a very fast pace. I think they bought it.

2. (US campus) a student game whereby a car stops at the traffic lights and all those inside jump out, run round and round the car and then jump in again before driving away.

[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 81: Chinese fire drill. [...] Specifically, among teenagers, a practical joke in which youngsters get out of a car that is stopped at a red light, run around it, and hop in and out of it even after the light changes.
[US]S. Blass Pirate for Life 9: I pulled up to a red light [...] and yelled, ‘Fire Drill!’ We all got out of the car, running around it, screaming every obscenity we had ever heard.
Chinese flush (n.) (also Chinese straight)

in poker, a worthless hand, i.e. four cards of a flush or a straight – a proper hand requires five.

B. Link That Little Game 13 Apr. [synd. cartoon] That must be a ‘Chinese straight.’ He reads it backwards.
[US]Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese flush; Chinese straight n Worthless hand in poker; four cards of a flush or straight.
Solomon & Higgins From Africa to Zen 2: A ‘Chinese flush’ in poker has only the same color to recommend it.
Chinese loan (n.)

an unattainably large sum of money.

[UK]A. Binstead Houndsditch Day by Day 19: Eight pounds are a Chinese loan to a man between whom and the workhouse only nineteen pennies stand.
Chinese needlework (n.) [the hypodermic needle used for injecting heroin and the stereotyped linking of the East to narcotics, orig. opium, subseq. heroin] (US drugs)

1. the world of drug-dealing.

[US]D. Maurer ‘Argot of the Und. Narcotic Addict’ Pt 2 in AS XIII:3 182/2: chinese needle work. A euphemistic expression for [...] dealing in narcotics.
[US]H. Braddy ‘Narcotic Argot Along the Mexican Border’ in AS XXX:2 89: The euphemism Chinese needlework for dealing in opium.

2. the injection of narcotics.

[US]D. Maurer ‘Argot of the Und. Narcotic Addict’ Pt 2 in AS XIII:3 182/2: chinese needle work. A euphemistic expression for using [...] narcotics. [Ibid.] 83/2: embroidery. See Chinese needle-work.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
[US]J.E. Schmidt Narcotics Lingo and Lore.
[US]Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese needlework n Injecting narcotics; from the importation of narcotics from China and the Orient.
T. Nordegren Encyc. Alcohol & Drugs Abuse.
Chinese No. 3 (n.)

(drugs) a variety of heroin, processed in Hong Kong and imported by Chinese smugglers.

F. Bresler Chinese Mafia 13: [Heroin] is often called ‘Chinese White’, or No.3, which is not a powder but a sort of ‘rocky’ granular substance, popularly nicknamed ‘Chinese Brown Sugar’.
Mount Anville ‘Choose Life’ on It’s A Beautiful Life 🌐 Types of heroin which do not dissolve in water (e.g. South West Asian type and Chinese No. 3) have caused problems when dependants have used lemon juice, vinegar or car battery acid in efforts to dissolve the drug.
Chinese rocks (n.)

(drugs) heroin.

Watson & Braithwaite Two Faces of Deviance 85: During the ’sixties and ’seventies, heroin addicts obtained Chinese rocks, the partly processed heroin base, from the Chinese community in Sydney.
[US]Ramones ‘Chinese Rock’ 🎵 You wanna go cop. You wanna go get some Chinese Rock. / I’m livin’ on a Chinese Rock. / All my best things are in hock. / I’m livin’ on a Chinese rock. / Everything is in the pawn shop.
Goldman & Papson Nike Culture 155: I was sitting reading it, snorting big Chinese rocks of heroin under one of those grand English oak trees in Kensington Garden.
Dee Dee Ramone ‘Chelsea Horror Hotel’ Ch. 12 at OfficialRamones.com 🌐 ‘Hey, Dee Dee’ he spoke. ‘Wanna do some Chinese rocks? I got some smokin’ bags right here with me.’ [...] ‘Alright, pal, let’s get stoned. I hope it’s a good as in the old days,’ I said, trying to make a little joke, as I eyed the bundle of red metallic dime bags of heroin that he was holding in his outstretched mummified hand. ‘Try a few, Dee Dee, these rocks are the real thing’ Sid said to me and winked.
Chinese rot (n.) [the ‘inscrutable’ East] (US)

1. venereal disease.

[US] ‘Argot of the Sea’ in AS XV:4 Dec. 450/2: chinese rot. Any social disease.
K. Larson Barnyard Folklore 84: Venereal Disease ... Chinese rot [HDAS].
Mag. of Fantasy and Science Fiction 14: [Which] probably saved myself from pox, Cupid’s catarrh, soft chancre, Chinese rot.
(con. 1942–5) L.C. Kissick Guerilla One 45: Venereal diseases were widespread in China; besides the usual varieties, there was a particularly unpleasant one known as ‘the Chinese rot’.

2. any form of unspecified ‘mystery’ disease.

[US] in DARE.
[US]in Southern Folklore Quarterly MU (1949) 201: A ... [sailor] may complain of having the Chinese rot (diarrhoea) [HDAS].
Recreation 180/1: Should your canoe upset, you may end up in a hospital with anything from typhoid fever to the Chinese rot.
J. Laughlin New Directions in Prose and Poetry 358: Don’t Reba have galloping crud? So I got athlete’s hand. Or Chinese rot. Or I’m a leper.
Air Engineering 51: First Chinese rot . . . Now, Tokyo lung. Used to be our armed services personnel, serving in what’s now Red China, came home with a skin infection they called ‘Chinese rot’.
[US] in DARE I 632/1: Imaginary diseases: [...] Chinese rot.
Mag. of Fantasy & Science Fiction 74 98: They would tend to focus on one or two sure-fire headliner-makers: a nuclear powerplant disaster or the fear of one, a new disease like AIDS or Chinese Rot.
A.R. Blakeslee Different kind of Hero 60: Sis shouted loudest, ‘You’ll give Renny the Chinese rot.’.
Chinese screwdriver (n.) [the supposed inability of the Chinese to perform simple physical tasks]

(Aus.) a hammer.

[UK]Partridge DSUE (8th edn) 209/1: since ca. 1950.
C.H. Dale Chinese Aesthetics 25: A Chinese screwdriver (Australian slang for a ‘hammer’).
Chinese smoking (n.) [? reminiscent of opium smoking]

(N.Z.) sucking tobacco smoke through the mouth and exhaling through the nostrils.

[US]N.B. Harvey Any Old Dollars, Mister? 72: He sat back [...] and let smoke trickle from his mouth and up through his nostrils. Chinese smoking, he said proudly.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 46: Chinese smoke Letting cigarette smoke trickle out of mouth upwards to be inhaled through nostrils. From 1960s.
Chinese take-away (n.) [pun on SE]

(gay) a bar where East Asian boys or young men are available for picking up by Western men.

[US]Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 235: Rodgers has [...] yellow fever [...] but misses yellow peril and Chinese take-way (a pick-up bar featuring oriental boys).
Chinese tobacco (n.) [despite the fact that Britain introduced China to opium c.1840, the drug and the nation have been inextricably linked ever since]

opium.

[US]B. Rose ‘Pitching Horseshoes’ Jan. [synd. col.] If you think I’ve been lacing my coffee with Chinese tobacco and want to check on [this story], go ahead [W&F].
[US](con. 1920s) G. Fowler Schnozzola 60: This was a song about an opium addict. Under the influence of a drug known as Chinese tobacco, or Wyoming ketchup.
[US]E.E. Landy Underground Dict. (1972).
[US]Maledicta III:2 156: Chinese tobacco n [DAS 1950] Opium.
[US]ONDCP Street Terms 5: Chinese tobacco — Opium.
Chinese white wedding (n.)

(US short order) rice and cream.

Ft Wayne News (IN) 2 Feb. 7/1: Bowery Eating House Lingo [...] Rice and cream, ‘Chinese white wedding’.

In phrases

get Chinese (v.) (also look Chinese) [Chinese adj.; the implication is of the ‘skewed’ aspect of the Chinese stereotype, rather than the effects of a drug]

(US campus) to succumb heavily to a drug, usu. marijuana.

[US]L. Birnbach Official Preppie Hbk 219: Get Chinese v. Get really stoned.
Section Boyz ‘Trapping Ain’t Dead’ 🎵 Smoking so much dope, I look Chinese.