Green’s Dictionary of Slang

squirty adj.

[squirt n. (4)/squirt n. (2b)]

1. (US campus) ostentatious.

N. Ames Childe Harvard 58: They are long / And rather ‘squirty’ at times.
[US]B.H. Hall College Words (rev. edn) 444: squirty. Showy; fond of display; gaudy.

2. insignificant, jumped-up.

[US] in A. Banks First-Person America (1980) 55: My brother was damned if he was going to report to a squirty watchman.