Green’s Dictionary of Slang

ham n.1

1. (later use US black) in pl., the legs.

[UK]Jeronimo (1605) Ciii: Hast though written leaue bending in the Hams: enough like a Gentleman.
[UK]J. Hall Virgidemiarum (1599) Bk III 40: Is’ not sweete pride, when men their crownes must shade, With that which ierks the hams of euery iadet.
[UK]Yorkshire Tragedy I iii: To crouch and stand like an old man i’ the hams.
[UK]Chapman May-Day III iii: Oh, the supple hams of a lover!
[UK]S. Purchas Pilgrimage III Bk V 991: They wear certaine little Aprons round about them, as low as to their knees and hammes, wherewith they couer their priuy parts.
[UK]D. Lupton London and the Countrey Carbonadoed 88: They must when they Daunce, bee like men that haue the French disease, stiffe in the Hammes.
[UK]E. Gayton Pleasant Notes IV xxiv 281: For to a Cave he brought the damzell, / Pretending there to rest her hams well.
[UK]Humours of a Coffee-House 30 July 26: Cares and Troubles Cloud thy Brow, / And bending Hams thy Weakness show.
[UK]Swift ‘Strephon and Chloe’ Miscellanies V (1736) 31: None ever saw her pluck a Rose [...] Squat on her Hams, to make Maid’s Water.
[US]T. Haliburton Sam Slick in England II 237: They goes to the fence and gets a great strong pole, and puts it across his hams.
[US]Melville Moby Dick (1907) 78: There sat Queequeg, altogether cool and self-collected; right in the middle of the room; squatting on his hams.
[US] ‘Jiver’s Bible’ in D. Burley Orig. Hbk of Harlem Jive.
[US]J. Jones From Here to Eternity (1998) 14: The tall man would squat on his hams in the little yard.
[US](con. early 1950s) J. Peacock Valhalla 365: Prisoners squatted gook-style on their hams.
[US]T. Berger Who is Teddy Villanova? 165: He deposited his hams with the usual insouciant grace.
[UK]B. Chatwin Songlines 97: He squatted on his hams.

2. in pl., breeches, trousers.

[UK]Ford ’Tis Pity She’s a Whore I ii: He crinkles so much in the hams.
[UK]New Canting Dict.
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life n.p.: Hams – breeches [F&H].
[UK]G. Andrewes Dict. Sl. and Cant.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]G. Kent Modern Flash Dict.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open.
[US]Matsell Vocabulum.

In compounds

In phrases

pressed ham (n.)

(US campus) the pressing of a bare buttock against a window in order to shock passers-by; the genitals can be subsituted for the buttocks.

[US]J. Wambaugh Choirboys (1976) 75: The episode [...] became known as The Night the Padre Tried to Eat Pressed Ham Through the Wrapper.
[US] (ref. to 1960s) H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 39: Related expressions include [...] shooting beaver (female exhibitionism, similar to mooning or shooting moon which is—or was, in the 1960s—the public display of naked buttocks, also known as, when placed firmly againt car windows, pressed ham).
[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 23: pressed ham n. The effect achieved by pushing one’s naked buttocks onto the photocopier at the office Christmas party.
slip some ham (v.)

to press one’s bare buttocks against a car window.

[US](con. 1950s) H. Junker ‘The Fifties’ in Eisen Age of Rock 2 (1970) 101: Slipping them some pressed ham involved pressing one’s bare butt against the window.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

ham and (n.)

(US) an order of ham and eggs; sometimes ham and beans.

[US]St Louis (MO) Globe-Democrat 31 Aug. 10/1: Such cries as [...] ‘ham and’ for ham and eggs, ‘hat mystery’ for pie, and similar expressions are heard constantly.
[US]N.Y. Herald 1 Apr. 9/6: Another young man called for ‘ham an’’: this meant ham and beans.
[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 30: I’ll bet fi’pence they wouldn’t dig intuh a plate uv ham an’ – in forty years.
[US]NY Tribune 6 Oct. 18/6: Young Mr Weeghman, who owns hundreds of restaurants [...] used to serve hundreds of moderately prosperous Chicagoans with ‘ham and’.
[US]‘Max Brand’ ‘Above the Law’ in Coll. Stories (1994) 18: Two dollars for ham and – in jay dump.
[US]E.R. Burroughs Efficiency Expert 50: And here’s Little Eva with a plate of ham and at four o’clock in the afternoon.
[US]A.I. Bezzerides Long Haul 29: ‘Bring her ham-and,’ said Nick.
[US]R. Starnes Grant’s Tomb 187: ‘[W]hat’ll it be? Waffles and sausage? Ham and? Or just a big pot of coffee?’.
ham-and joint (n.)

a café selling basic dishes, e.g. ham and eggs.

[US]Univ. Missourian (Columbia, MO) 30 Jan. 3/2: I drops into a little ‘ham-and’ joint last night and tries to get a steak.
[US]J. Callahan Man’s Grim Justice 37: I would have much rather have been in the Baltimore Dairy lunch or some other ‘ham-and’ joint.
ham and beef (n.)

see separate entries.

ham-and-egger (n.) [SE ham and eggs, the image is of its commonness]

(US, orig. boxing) an ordinary, run-of-the-mill person or an incompetent individual; thus a second-rate contest (see cit. 1952).

[US]Bisbee Daily Review (AZ) 20 Dec. 4/3: Knuckledusters themselves do not hang about saloons or have a bunch of ham and eggers in red sweaters and rah rah caps, flocking at their heels.
[US]El Paso Herald (TX) 12 Oct. 7/3: The ‘ham and eggers’ will not do for main bouts.
[US]A. Baer Putting ’Em Over 2 Oct. [synd. col.] Every ham and egglet in the works knows of the dirt.
[US]N-Y Tribune 22 Jan. 9/3: Most [taxi] cab drivers are on a flat salary and the ham and eggers get one-third.
in B. Gelman Photoplay Treasury (1972) 127: He has made clinky the pockets of all sorts of ham-and-eggers who...[opened] schools of...elocution even though they themselves talked of ‘erl’ wells and ‘moiders’ [HDAS].
[US]R.E. Howard ‘Bull Dog Breed’ Fight Stories Feb. 🌐 Do you realize you’re askin’ me, a ordinary ham-an’-egger, to climb the original and only Tiger Valois that’s whipped everything.
[UK] (ref. to 1920s) L. Duncan Over the Wall 325: No top-notcher or ham-and-egger ever took more punishment than I did that day.
[US]Howsley Argot: Dict. of Und. Sl. 23: ham and egger – a mediocre prizefighter who fights for a meal ticket.
[US]J. Jones From Here to Eternity (1998) 21: He wanted time to mature his style and season it without being overmatched in some ham and egger.
[US]G.V. Higgins Cogan’s Trade (1975) 97: Got himself this bunch of ham-and-eggers and he sends them down where he does his business.
[US]J. Ciardi Good Words 326: A ham-and-egger. A street lounger.
[US]F.X. Toole Rope Burns 9: When a fighter doesn’t get respect, say when he’s a ham-’n’-egger and someone says ‘Get a job!’ [...] dreadful things stick to him all the way to his grave.
ham-and-egg(s) (adj.)

1. (US) unskilled.

[US]T.A. Dorgan in Zwilling TAD Lex. (1993) 42: Bat Nelson was a ham and egg fighter until he licked Eddie Hanlon.
[US]C.R. Cooper Designs in Scarlet 88: Car hops, pig-joint girls, demonstrators, dance contestants, ham-and-egg entertainers, and the like.
[US]Lait & Mortimer USA Confidential 114: Reliefers of the state’s liberal ‘ham-and-eggs’ pension system were being robbed.

2. (orig. US) second-rate.

[US]J. Callahan Man’s Grim Justice 143: Billy pleaded with me to forget those ham and egg broads.
[US]C. Pifer ‘Executioner’ in All-America Sports Mag. Jan. 🌐 Trombone’s out of the ham-and-egg class now. He’s sure to be the next heavyweight champ.
[US]J. Sayles Union Dues (1978) 278: His basketball style, the triple-pump joy he brought to the ham’n’eggs pick-and-pattern dullness the coaches and fans were used to.
[US]T. Alibrandi Killshot 49: The NHA is a bunch of ham-’n’-egg players.
ham and factory (n.) [ham and ]

a restaurant.

[US]S. Ford Shorty McCabe 260: To see him jugglin’ stacks of loaded plates you’d think he’d graduated from a ham-and factory.
hambone

see separate entries.

hamfat

see separate entries.

hamhead (n.)

see separate entry.

ham-hock (n.) [stereotypical black food]

1. (US black) the female legs or ankles.

[US]E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 142: Terms for legs, hocks, ham hocks [...] suggest that males appreciate ample legs and thighs on women.

2. (US) a black person.

[US](con. 1985–90) P. Bourjois In Search of Respect 38: Big, black [...] Black Muslim ham hocks that been in the slammer twenty years.
ham-hocking (adj.)

(US black) subservient, lit. the white stereotypes of pig-eating blacks.

[US]J. Fields ‘Not Your Singing, Dancing Spade’ in King Black Short Story Anthol. (1972) 172: Dancing like some ham-hocking gig-a-boo.
ham-match (n.) [fig. use of SE match, a contest]

a stand-up luncheon.

[UK]Daily Tel. 4 Feb. n.p.: At one o’clock they relieve their exhausted frames by taking perpendicular refreshment – vulgarly termed a ham-match – at some City luncheon bar [F&H].
ham sandwich (n.)

see separate entries.

ham snatcher (n.) [lit. one who steals hams]

1. (US black) a thief, a robber .

D. Burley in Chicago Defender 20 June 10: 47th street ‘ham-snatchers’ tossing overcoats out of a beerflat window.

2. (US black) a looter, breaking into stores during urban riots.

[US]C. Major Juba to Jive 221: Ham-snatcher; ham-snatching n., v. (1960s–1990s) anyone who steals from stores during riots; looting.
ham stealer (n.) [note Wepman et. al., The Life (1976): ‘Ham stealing: stealing just to eat, rather than for profit. A ham stealer is thus the lowest-status player in the Life’]

(US black) one who robs for no more than subsistence.

[US] ‘Good-Doing Wheeler’ in D. Wepman et al. Life (1976) 78: Now he’s known as Greasy Wheeler, the boss ham stealer, / Trying to make it the best way he can.