Green’s Dictionary of Slang

deuce, the phr.

also dooce, doose, duce, a deuce
[deuce n.2 (2)]

1. used to intensify questions, e.g. who/how/where/when the deuce...?; or what the deuce...? phr.

[UK]School of Venus (2004) 7: Why, who the Duce told you?
[UK]Cibber Careless Husband II ii: Why the Duce should he be concern’d at an impertinent Frown for an Attack upon a Woman of Quality.
[UK]S. Centlivre Artifice Act II: Where the Duce shall I find the Bed-Chamber?
[UK]Richardson Sir Charles Grandison (1812) VI 530: ‘How the deuce,’ said he, ‘does Sir Charles manage it?’.
[UK]Oxford Jrnl 12 Nov. 1/4: What the Deuce (I hear you cry) can that produce? What does it mean?
[Scot]Caledonian Mercury 30 May 3/2: But how the deuce should they, tho’ ever so willing, / Contrive to buy mourning, who have not a shilling.
[UK]Sheridan Rivals (1776) I i: Who the deuce thought of seeing you in Bath!
[UK]Norfolk Chron. 31 Jan. 2/4: How the deuce came I to take physic till the Constitution was settled?
[Scot]Scots Mag. 1 May 41/2: How the deuce can you match her with language or lungs / Who is mistress [...] of three tongues?
[UK]‘Brother Rook’ Willy Wood & Greedy Grizzle 11: ‘Odsbobs!’ cry’d Willy — ‘why the deuce / Give me sic scandal and abuse!’.
[UK]Bath Chron. 23 Feb. 2/2: And who the deuce are you?
[UK]‘Thomas Brown’ Fudge Family in Paris Letter VIII 83: But who the deuce cares, Dick, as long as they nourish us.
[UK]Egan Life in London (1869) 236: Who the deuce is that [...] that knows me here?
[UK]R. Nicholson Cockney Adventures 11 Nov. 11: Who the deuce is that queer-looking feller?
[Ire]S. Lover Handy Andy 100: How the deuce could you leap a hedge in a postchaise?
[US]Boston Blade 17 June n.p.: Helen, where in the deuce have you gone?
[UK]G.A. Sala Quite Alone I 8: Who the doose is that woman on the black mare?
[UK]Broad Arrow Jack 14: Hullo! who the deuce is this?
[Aus]Wagga Wagga Advertiser (NSW) 23 Oct. 4/1: ‘One of us must marry an heiress. I don't see any other way of pulling through.’ ‘But how the deuce are we to get hold of one?’.
[Aus]‘Rolf Boldrewood’ Robbery Under Arms (1922) 133: Where the deuce has Jim been all this time?
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 26 July 10/1: Here we see ‘our representatives’ going forth to ‘do’ the private bars. Being both unsophisticated young men, ‘Where the deuce ARE the private bars?’ they asked each other.
[US]Mohave Co. Miner (AZ) 28 Aug. 1/1: I’m a miner from the desert, and I want a change of base / [...] / So I’m going to Alaska, where it’s colder than the deuce.
[Aus]H. Lawson ‘Stiffner & Jim’ in Roderick (1972) 127: Where the deuce did you get that?
[Aus]H. Lawson ‘Johnson’s Wonder’ in Roderick (1967–9) II 199: And Johnson wondered how the deuce an ass could be so green.
[US]G. Bronson-Howard Enemy to Society 19: But what puzzles me, you see, is why the deuce you should want this bally infant.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Human Touch 34: Well, who the deuce is the ninth?
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 106: Where the deuce did he pop out of? He wasn’t in the chapel, that I’ll swear.
[UK]Wodehouse Inimitable Jeeves 29: How the deuce to slide out of it.
[UK]Wodehouse Carry on, Jeeves 47: Who the deuce is Lady Malvern, Jeeves?
[US]W. Winchell Your Broadway & Mine 10 Dec. [synd. col.] ‘Who the deuce is that’.
[US]E. Pound letter 23 Jan. in Paige (1971) 244: How the deuce do you expect me to swallow all that for the sake of a small sum of money?

2. a general intensifier used to express anger, annoyance, impatience etc; euph. for devil, the phr. (2); often as the deuce take...

[UK]Congreve Double-Dealer IV ii: No, the deuce take me if I can’t help laughing myself, ha! ha!
[UK] ‘Princely Diversion’ in Ebsworth Roxburghe Ballads (1893) VII:1 91: A fresh Hare, Deuce take her!
[UK]S. Centlivre Wonder! V ii: A deuce take your quarrels, she’ll never think on me.
[UK]Laugh and Be Fat 131: As you for Drinking, Neighbour, or for Eating? / You’ll always make one stay, the Duce is in ye.
[UK]Swift Polite Conversation 28: Why then, the Duce take you.
[UK]‘Nurse Lovechild’ Tommy Thumb’s Songbook II 15: The Wheelbarrow broke / And give my Wife a fall, / The duce take the Wheelbarrow, Wife & all.
[UK]Smollett Peregrine Pickle (1964) 612: Hum! Ha! The deuce!
[UK]Foote The Minor 60: The duce!
[UK]G. Stevens ‘Courtship’ Songs Comic and Satyrical 145: Let others sing of Flames and Darts [...] The Deuce a bit will I.
[UK]H. Cowley Belle’s Stratagem V v: Deuce take her! She’s six year’s younger than I am.
[UK]M. Edgeworth Belinda (1994) 110: Young, beautiful, graceful; then the deuce take me.
[UK]Jack Randall’s Diary 44: Oh, sad is the heart that can say ‘the deuce take her’.
[UK](con. 1724) W.H. Ainsworth Jack Sheppard (1917) 252: ‘Jack Sheppard has escaped’ [...] ‘The deuce he has!’.
[UK]R. Barham ‘Row in an Omnibus’ Ingoldsby Legends (1842) 212: Deuce a bit! / We’ll never submit!
[UK]Dickens Bleak House (1991) 179: ‘To tell you the truth, Guardian, I rather expected it.’ ‘The deuce you did!’ said he.
[UK]‘Cuthbert Bede’ Adventures of Mr Verdant Green (1982) III. 345: Doose take the feller, he’s always out of the way when he’s wanted.
[UK]R.S. Surtees Plain or Ringlets? (1926) 90: ‘The deuce!’ exclaimed the Baronet.
[NZ]Auckland Eve. Star (Supp.) 30 Oct. 6/1: And the doose of it is, she seems really as if she was making mine up to.
[Aus]‘Rolf Boldrewood’ Robbery Under Arms (1922) 384: ‘She didn’t know me a bit.’ ‘The deuce she didn’t!’.
[UK]Regiment 18 June 183/2: Summoning his courage, he blurted out, ‘Major, I’ve no trousers on.’ ‘The deuce, you haven’t,’ he said.
[UK]E.W. Hornung Amateur Cracksman (1992) 15: Deuce knows how many more there’ll be, but I know of two at least.
[UK]Boys Of The Empire 23 Oct. 42: The deuce she does!
[Aus]‘Banjo’ Paterson ‘Hay & Hell & Booligal’ Rio Grande’s Last Race (1904) 40: And fight the snaggers every day, / Until there is the deuce to pay.
[UK]Marvel III:55 2: The deuce take me!
[US]T. McNamara Us Boys 19 Feb. [synd. cartoon strip] Gosh, it’s lonesome as the deuce without Skinny.
[US]F.S. Fitzgerald ‘The Jelly Bean’ in Bodley Head Scott Fitzgerald V (1963) 208: The deuce. He promised me a highball.
[Aus]K. Tennant Foveaux 155: The deuce you are.

3. a general intensifier implying quantity, intensity; var. on hell, the phr. (3)

[Ire] ‘The Wonderful Nose’ Dublin Comic Songster 73: And such a deuce of a fellow was he to take snuff.
[UK]R.S. Surtees Ask Mamma 278: Sir Moses was always in a deuce of a hurry on a hunting morning.
[Ind]Hills & Plains I 37: ‘I passed the deuce of a night; I feel rather seedy still, indeed’.
[UK]F.W. Green ‘Naughty Young Man’ 🎵 We gay naughty young fellows, / Do love so a deuce of a spree.
[UK]G.R. Sims ‘Sir Rupert’s Wife’ Ballads of Babylon 28: ‘Dare-devil Leigh’ was his nickname, he was last of a lawless line / Who had gone to the deuce full gallop, through women and cards and wine.
[NZ]N.Z. Observer and Free Lance (Auckland) 20 Mar. 23/1: Young cock sparrow looks a deuce of a chump in the naval’s rig-out. Pretty cocky!
[UK] ‘’Arry on Marriage’ Punch 29 Sept. 156/1: Great Scott, wot a patter he ’ad, and a mouth on ’im, ah! like the doose!
[UK] ‘’Arry on the Ice’ Punch 23 Feb. 85: The swell he let hout like the doose.
[UK]E.W. Hornung Amateur Cracksman (1992) 71: Took a cab in the King’s Road, and drove like the deuce to Clapham Junction.
[US]Ade Girl Proposition 13: Number One was trying to demonstrate that he was a Deuce of a Fellow and Number Two was trying to convince her that she was an Ace of a Girl.
[UK]C. Holme Lonely Plough (1931) 137: There’ll be a deuce of a smoke before long.
[UK]J. Buchan Thirty-Nine Steps (1930) 13: I woke next morning to hear my man, Paddock, making the deuce of a row at the smoking-room door.
[US]S. Ford Shorty McCabe on the Job 153: A cheap, messy flat-house to the deuce and gone up Eighth avenue.
[Ire]Nenagh Guardian 12 Feb. 3/1: The ould woman was in such a duce of a hurry.
[US]R.J. Fry Salvation of Jemmy Sl. III i: Don’t you see that I’m in a deuce of a fix.
[UK]S. Scott Human Side of Crook and Convict Life 157: I dropped the ladder once, and it made the deuce of a row.
[US]S. Lewis Arrowsmith 317: It certainly does beat the deuce that a man worth thirty million dollars [...] can’t find a clean pair of pyjamas.
[US]J.T. Farrell World I Never Made 145: He’s as cranky as the deuce.
[Aus]N. Lindsay Age Of Consent 99: It was a dooce of a problem to settle.
[UK]J. Maclaren-Ross Of Love and Hunger 108: Kicked up a deuce of a row and seemed likely to fall to bits any minute.

In phrases

play the deuce (with) (v.) [play (merry) hell with under hell n.]

to mess around, to play havoc (with), to cause trouble (for).

[UK]Foote Cozeners in Works (1799) II 169: You officers play the very deuce when you come down to the country.
[UK]Bridges Burlesque Homer (4th edn) I 206: He soon began to play the deuce.
[UK]‘Beating an Attack’ in Flash Minstrel! in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) I 101: Oh, love, the deuce with all has play’d, / And sadly he bother’d the heart of a maid.
[US](con. 1843) Melville White-Jacket (1990) 48: Indeed, teething children play the very deuce with a husband’s temper.
[Ind]Hills & Plains I 214: ‘[T]his infernal raw climate will play the deuce with me’.
[Scot]Paisley Herald 8 Aug. 2/5: he has been only two days here, and he has played the very deuce and upset everything at the spar-yard.
[UK]Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 49/1: Want of grub, and no want of ‘max,’ was playing the duce with us.
[US]Lantern (N.O.) 12 Feb. 6: The new rules played the deuce with McDonough.
[UK]Little Tich ‘The General’ 🎵 If they upset my dignity, I play the very deuce.
[Aus]J.S. Finney 30 Jan. diary 🌐 Our shells played the very deuce with Fritz lines.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Mufti 86: Joan [...] I’m thinking I have played the deuce with your general routine.
[US]F.S. Fitzgerald ‘May Day’ in Bodley Head Scott Fitzgerald V (1963) 148: My income isn’t so big but that a slice like that won’t play the deuce with it.
raise the deuce (v.) (also kick up the deuce) [see raise hell under hell n.]

(orig. US) to cause trouble, to make a fuss.

[US]E. Hemingway letter 2 Mar. in Baker Sel. Letters (1981) 5: The big political men are sure raising the merry deuce.
[UK]‘Sax Rohmer’ Dope 187: I say, officer [...] can’t you manage to keep my name out of it? I mean to say, my people will kick up the deuce.