Green’s Dictionary of Slang

twonk n.

[twat n. (3) + plonker n. (3)]

a fool.

[UK]J. Sullivan ‘Big Brother’ Only Fools and Horses [TV script] You dozy little twonk Rodney, this is prima-facie evidence ain’t it, eh?
[UK]R. Milward Man-Eating Typewriter 20: [I]f only those twonks could vada how hideous this omi is beneath the schmutta!