Green’s Dictionary of Slang

thunk v.

also thunked
[joc. past tense of SE think]

(US) I/you/he/she/we/they thought; also as n.

[US]Lantern (N.O.) 15 Oct. 3: Who’d a thunk it!
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 483: Stop twirling your thumbs and have a good old thunk.
[US]J.T. Farrell ‘A Practical Joke’ in Short Stories (1937) 173: How many wells make an ocean. Who’d a thunked it?
[US]A.E. Duckett ‘Truckin ’round Brooklyn’ in N.Y. Age 18 July 7/1: Getting together [...] Thelma Brown and Kenny McGee...Who’da thunk it?