lemon (curd) n.
1. a piece of excrement [turd n. (1)].
|Dirty Cockney Rhy. Sl. 73: I realized that I’d trodden in a lemon curd.|
2. a woman [bird n.1 (1b)].
|Trainspotting 28: A fat hound has waddled out in front ay the lemon wi the VPLs.|
|Hell on Hoe Street 234: Not got your lemon curd with you I hope?|
|Wicked Cockney Rhy. Sl.|
|Dirty Cockney Rhy. Sl. 73: We’ve got to go that new club. You should see the lemon curds there.|
|(con. 1980s) Skagboys 350: Thir no gaunny take too kindly tae some cunt cowpin thair lemon curd.|