pish v.
1. to urinate [piss v. (1)].
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | in Erotic Muse (1992) 3: When he got home, for want of a dish, / He put him in the pot where his old woman pished. | |
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | Panopticon (2013) 52: A drunk woman sits on a plastic chair [...] She’s pished herself. |
2. (Scot./Ulster) to rain heavily [piss v. (3)].
![[Ire]](/static/img/flags/ire.png "Ireland") | Slanguage. | |
![[Scot]](/static/img/flags/sco.png "Scotland") | (con. 1980s) Skagboys 22: As ah hit the fioot ay the Walk it tsarts tae pish doon; cauld, skin-stining rain. | |
 | Twitter 17 Nov. 🌐 In related news, it's pishing it down here. | |
| May God Forgive 51: ‘It’s pishing down out there’. |
In phrases
one’s actions are limited to the information/resources available.
| All the Colours 14: ‘Can only pish with the cock I’ve got, Norman. Nothing’s happening’. | |
| Croawling Out of Hell 78: [Y]ou can only piss with the cock you've got. | |
| How to be Narstie [ebook] In the immortal words of my mate Andy: you can only piss with the cock you've got . |