Green’s Dictionary of Slang

hit (and miss) n.

also hit or miss
[rhy. sl.]

1. a kiss.

[UK]‘George Orwell’ Down and Out in Complete Works I (1986) 177: In the ‘rhyming slang’ everything was named by something rhyming with it – a ‘hit or miss’ for a kiss, ‘plates of meat’ for feet, etc.
[UK]J. Franklyn Dict. of Rhy. Sl.
[UK]D. Powis Signs of Crime 187: Hit (and miss) A kiss: ‘. . . and give us a hit, love’ is an impertinent phrase which might be used to an attractive barmaid when drinks are ordered.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 41: In other instances, the speaker may go so far as to articulate the rhyme word, e.g., ham and eggs, legs; hit-or-miss, kiss.
[UK]R. Puxley Cockney Rabbit.
[UK]B. Kirkpatrick Wicked Cockney Rhy. Sl.

2. urine [= piss n. (1)].

[US]A.J. Pollock Und. Speaks.
[US]Maurer & Baker ‘“Aus.” Rhyming Argot’ in AS XIX:3.
[UK]J. Franklyn Dict. of Rhy. Sl.
[UK]J. Jones Rhy. Cockney Sl.
[Aus]R. Aven-Bray Ridgey-Didge Oz Jack Lang 13: She sits by a flickering Ron Randell in sweet celestial bliss / She sits there with meat pies like pools of hit and miss.
[UK]B. Dark Dirty Cockney Rhy. Sl.

3. urination [= piss n. (2)].

[UK]L. Payne private coll. n.p.: — Hit & Miss.
[Ire](con. 1940s) B. Behan Borstal Boy 326: What he really wanted was a hit and miss.
[UK]S.T. Kendall Up the Frog.
[UK]D. Nobbs Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (1976) 58: Can I go for me hit and piss now?
[Aus]Tupper & Wortley Aus. Prison Sl. Gloss. 🌐 Hit and miss. Urination. Rhyming slang for piss.
[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 87/2: hit-and-miss n. urine, act of urinating.
[Ire]P. Howard Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 154: I’ve done a hit-and-miss in my trousers.