Green’s Dictionary of Slang

lump n.

1. (also lumps) a lot, a large quantity [lumps is 16C; lump late 17C+].

[UK]Skelton Garlande of Laurell in Poetical Works I (1873) 390: I am not ladyn of liddyrnes with lumpis .
[UK]Life and Death of Gamaliel Ratsey 12: How much is it? sayes Ratsey. Two hundred poundes (sayes the other). I, marrie, quoth Ratsey, such a lumpe I looke for.
[UK]Rowlands ‘A Reprobate Pirat’ Knaves of Spades & Diamonds 86: Thou wicked lumpe of onely sin, and shame.
[UK] ‘Satire on Benting’ in Wilson Court Satires of the Restoration (1976) 218: Such a lump of whores and fools fell in / My way.
[UK]Smollett Peregrine Pickle (1964) 333: Though the greatest part of them were painted by his favourite artist, Pallet condemned them all by the lump.
[UK]T. Morton Speed the Plough III iii: I do hope as our landlords have a tightish big lump of the good, they’ll be zo kind hearted as to take a little bit of the bad.
[UK]D. Jerrold Black-Ey’d Susan III i: You’d never be able to carry that lump of marble in your bosom. – That’s a load would try the strength of a porter.
[UK]Thackeray Shabby Genteel Story (1853) 38: He was [...] one complete lump of affectation.
[UK]A. Smith Adventures of Mr Ledbury I 262: They’re coming here all in a lump, you may depend upon it.
[UK]Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 115/1: Whip down thy ‘brass,’ the-irs myne reddy for thee, an’ t’ best player ‘collars’ t’ ‘lump’.
[UK]W. Pett Ridge Mord Em’ly 106: ‘Your conversation, Ronicker,’ said Mord Em’ly, ‘w’d be a lump more interestin’ if you knew what you were talkin’ about.’.
[Aus]Bulletin Reciter 1880-1901 2: He’d land old Chorley for a tidy lump o’ stuff.
[UK]‘Doss Chiderdoss’ ‘Wedlock by Wire’ Sporting Times 6 May 1/3: A kiss by wire’s less satisfying, succulent, and sweet / Than the lip-to-lip variety, by lumps.
[US]R. Chandler Long Good-Bye 54: He opened the drawer and put a bottle and a shot glass on the desk. He poured it full to the brim and knocked it back in one lump.
[US](con. 1929) in J. Breslin Damon Runyon (1992) 294: I am going for the lump on Blue Larkspur.
[UK](con. 1980) N. ‘Razor’ Smith A Few Kind Words and a Loaded Gun 248: I would be looking at a serious lump of bird if I ever got convicted again.

2. (Irish) a good size, usu. of a child.

[UK]Beaumont & Fletcher Thierry and Theodoret I i: The young courser, That unlickt lumpe of mine, will winne thy Mistris.
T. Shadwell A True Widow 11: Enter Lady Cheatly, and Mr. Lump her brother.
[UK]D’Urfey Collin’s Walk canto 1 29: Dost thou not see, thou lump of Nature, Thou ill-contrirv’d, unfinish’d Creature, What Ruines this late turn has made, By Taxes, and loss of Trade.
[UK]M. Pix Beau Defeated II iii: Dear Lady Basset revenge me, ridicule that lump of the City till he frets himself into shape.
[UK]N. Ward London Terraefilius II 6: We shall leave the Lump of the Law to look about him for fear of a Serjeant.
[UK]Midnight Rambler 37: Well, said the old lump of sin, I have made thee a humming bowl that every draught you take shall make you wish for a sweetheart.
[UK]Comical Hist. of Simple John 2: A lump of loun like ill-nature, row’d a’ together, as if she had been nine months in a haggis.
[UK]R.B. Peake Life of an Actor II i: That Mrs. Landlady is a monstrous pretty little lump of rusticity!
[Ire]S. Lover Legends and Stories 13: As if he was a lump iv a gossoon.
[UK] ‘Handy Andy’ Bentley’s Misc. Jan. 22: When Andy grew up to be what in country parlance is called ‘a brave lump of a boy,’ his mother thought he was old enough to do something for himself.
[UK]R.F. Walond Paddiana I 154: Bessy’s a fine lump of a girl.
[US]J. Brougham Basket of Chips 204: You stuck up lump of conceit.
[Ire]C.J. Kickham Knocknagow 487: She was a good-looking lump uv a girl at the time.
[UK]J.F. Mitchell ‘The Agricultural Irish Girl’ 🎵 She’s a big, stout, strong, lump of an agricultural Irish girl.
[Aus]‘John Miller’ Workingman’s Paradise 12: ‘Well, she’s a big lump of a girl, too,’ [...] ‘Yes, and a vixen with her tongue when she gets started, for all her prim looks.’.
[Aus]‘Rolf Boldrewood’ In Bad Company 217: Among ’em was a fine lump of a brown filly, three year old.
[UK]H. Champion [perf. Harry Champion] ‘The Best That Money Can Buy’ 🎵 And oh she was such a love of a lump / I used to call her jelly because / She was so nice and plump.
[Ire]L. Doyle Ballygullion 242: When I was a lump av a fellow about twelve years av age.
[US]H.L. Wilson Somewhere in Red Gap 64: I managed to cut that lump of a Chester out of the bunch and hold him on the porch.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 604: Fine lump of a woman, all the same.
[UK]M. Marshall Travels of Tramp-Royal 261: A big able lump of a woman hands him a clout on the ear.
[Ire]D. MacDonagh Happy as Larry Act I: Johnny was / A fine, big, strong, hefty lump / Of a man.
[Ire]L. Doyle Back to Ballygullion 117: Sukey was as fond of the boys as any lump of a girl is.
[Aus]P. White Solid Mandala (1976) 47: Yer don’t realize a big lump of a boy like that can turn violent.
[Aus]J. Dingwall Sun. Too Far Away 66: He’s a fair lump of a man.
[Ire]T. Murphy Conversations on a Homecoming (1986) 58: The antics of his lump of a wife may dramatise it.
[UK]W. Love Times of our Lives 44: I was a lump of a lad about eight year old.
[Aus]S. Maloney Sucked In 89: A beefy young lump in a buzz-cut and Cockney-crim pinstripe suit.

3. (US) a gold coin.

[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 29 Sept. 3: We mean to keep a bright lookout for the lumps and leave all other trash behind.
Graham’s Mag. (NY) 50-51 81/1: All the ‘lumps’ and ‘filthy lucre,’ / All the ‘gelt’ .

4. (US) semen; usu. as blow one’s lump

[US]Immortalia 121: He was always...ready to spill a lump.
[US]‘Mae West in “The Hip Flipper”’ [comic strip] in B. Adelman Tijuana Bibles (1997) 97: [of a woman] Lotta was at last ready to toss that lump.
[US](con. 1927) in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) II 618: It’s a funny sensation when you blow off your lump.

5. (US) a parcel of food given to a tramp or vagrant [dial. lump, a luncheon].

[US]Salt Lake Herald (UT) 24 Dec. 10/5: In this business ye got to cough up yer whole soul jus’ to a get a lump (hand-out).
in Indep. (N.Y.) 19 Dec. 3012: When a Bum goes to a house and gets a lunch they call it Hand out, Lump, Soup, Slop, etc.
[US]D. Lowrie My Life in Prison 105: I noticed he had a lump (lunch) with him.
[US]Bill Quirke ‘Hobo Memories’ Hobo News Sept. in Stiff Milk and Honey Route (1930) 196: Have you forgotten Angeline, / Who lived behind the dump; / Where you and I in days gone by, / So often scoffed a lump?
[US]J. Black You Can’t Win (1927) 67: She’ll give you a sit-down for yourself, chances are, but bring back a ‘lump’ for us.
[US]J. Conroy World to Win 88: The punk blows in and he has mooched a lump.
[US]W.L. Gresham Nightmare Alley (1947) 252: I’m waiting for another pal of mine. He’s out trying to get a lump.
[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 130/2: Lump, n. (Hobo) 1. A handout of food, money or clothing.
[US]Ragen & Finston World’s Toughest Prison 808: lump – A package of food.
[US]H. Roth From Bondage 341: And all of two bits’ worth of blessings from a tramp with a crumpled hat who’d got his lumps.

6. (US) $100.

[US]E. Caldwell Poor Fool 172: ‘How much this time?’ Big John asked. ‘Same lump?’ ‘A lump apiece,’ Salty promised [...] ‘A hundred when?’ Big John wanted to know.

7. (US) in pl., a beating, punishment, blame or criticism, usu. constructed with a pronoun and give/take/get.

[US]J.T. Farrell World I Never Made 219: I don’t want the old man poundin’ lumps all over me.
[US]B. Appel Tough Guy [ebook] ‘[T]hey kiss our ass now, but they won’t forget who gave ’em the lumps’.
[US]E. Torres Carlito’s Way 7: We gave as good as we got — but you remember your own lumps better.
[Ire]P. Howard The Joy (2015) [ebook] We kicked lumps off them. Quite a few casualties.
[Aus]S. Maloney Something Fishy (2006) 59: We just had to take our lumps and wait for the tide to turn.
[US]K. Huff A Steady Rain I i: Rhonda’s had a hard life. [...] Harder than any lumps you know.
[US]D. Simon on themarshallproject.org 29 Apr. 🌐 Two things get your ass kicked faster than anything: one is making a cop run. If [...] you fucking run and he catches you, you’re gonna take some lumps.

8. (US campus) a lazy idler, a stupid person [lump v.4 ].

T. Carlyle in Froude Life in London (1884) 224: Oh, what a lazy lump I am!
[US]F. Hurst ‘Even As You & I’ Humoresque 288: I’m a lump – that’s what I am. Nine months of laying. I’m a lump.
[US]E. Ferber ‘Every Other Thursday’ One Basket (1947) 302: Stupid lump! [...] She didn’t do a thing. Not a thing!
[UK]H. Brown Walk in Sun 79: You’ve got no imagination, Rivera. You’re a lump.
[US]‘Ed Lacy’ Lead With Your Left (1958) 11: The lump was named Anderson and he chewed a wad of gum.
[Ire]P. Boyle At Night All Cats Are Grey 172: ‘She’s a lazy lump, that one,’ he would say of his mother.
[US]R. Price Breaks 73: I asked some bespectacled lump for Franco.
[UK]K. Sampson Powder 247: God knows how any creativity exists in you – you’re a fucking lump.
[UK]J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 191: The lump he’d left guarding the back door [was] under heavy manners.

9. (US) in pl., the female breasts.

[UK]E. Cross Tailor and Ansty 181: She hasn’t much of the ‘lumps of temptation’, as Carty the Weaver used to call them.

10. the head.

[UK]R. Cook Crust on its Uppers 66: Mrs. Byrd cannot [...] have her tearaway thump us over the lump.

In phrases

blow one’s lump (v.) [blow v.1 (5)]

1. (US) to achieve orgasm; usu. of men, but also of women.

E. Field Tale of the Boastful Yak He blew his lump.
[US]H.N. Cary Sl. of Venery I 19: Blowing One’s Lump—To achieve emission.
see sense 4 above.
S. Stone Mother was a Whore [ebook] I’m ready to blow my lump, and I know you are, too. [...] I want your come in me.
P. Pine Blowing Wild 32: I knew how to make a man blow his lump well enough to make him pay my price.

2. (US black) to act in the desired manner.

[US]J. Conroy World to Win 156: It’ll take five or six sessions before she finally blows her lump, but she’ll come across with plenty when she does.

3. (US black, also blow one’s lumps) to play very energetically; to give full expression to one’s feelings.

[US]Mezzrow & Wolfe Really the Blues 286: The color line [...] sure got dented some, during the weeks we blew our lumps down there.
[US]Murtagh & Harris Who Live In Shadow (1960) 52: I smoked tea all the time. I blew my lump. I got sent.
take one’s lumps (v.) (also get one’s lumps)

(orig. US) to accept and deal with one’s problems and setbacks, to ‘get one’s deserts’.

[US](con. 1900) C.W. Willemse Behind The Green Lights 35: You can rest assured that the mother-beater got his lumps down in the cellar.
[US]Ted Yates This Is New York 27 Sept. [synd.col.] No more taking ‘my correct lumps’.
[US]R. Chandler Little Sister 232: I just had to take my lumps.
[US](con. 1940s) J. Resko Reprieve 198: There is the ever present threat of ‘getting your lumps’, which in official reports is blandly interpreted thus: [...] ‘Upon being apprehended the prisoner became violent and had to be subdued.’.
[US]W. Brown Teen-Age Mafia 34: Okay, tonight I took my lumps from the Dags.
[US]M. Braly Felony Tank (1962) 31: If you’re old enough to sneak around in the night and bust into places, you’re goddam well old enough to take your lumps.
[US]H. Selby Jr Last Exit to Brooklyn 280: He chuckled when the guy got his lumps at the end.
[US]C. Himes Blind Man with a Pistol (1971) 100: When they weren’t taking lumps from the thugs, they were taking lumps from the commissioners.
[US](con. WWII) T. Sanchez Hollywoodland (1981) 55: Then let them, come out in the open and take their lumps like men.
[Aus]Hackworth & Sherman About Face (1991) 80: How to close with the enemy and destroy him without taking excessive lumps.
[US]N.Y. Times 2 Dec. 4/2: Mr. Thackeray expressed outrage when India banned ‘Satanic Verses,’ arguing that it was a free country and that Muslims should take their lumps like anyone else.
[US](con. 1964–8) J. Ellroy Cold Six Thousand 179: Bury it and ride out all the Commie bullshit, or file and take our lumps.
[US]Simon & Zorzi ‘Unconfirmed Reports’ Wire ser. 5 ep. 2 [TV script] With a Democratic Assembly everyone expects that a GOP governor will take his lumps .
A. Tucher ‘Under the Bus’ in ThugLit Feb. [ebook] [A] hooker was better off taking her lumps than threatening an influential man.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

lumphead (n.) [-head sfx (1)]

an absolute fool, an idiot, an incompetent; thus lumpheaded, stupid.

Penny Press (Cincinnati, OH) 24 Aug. 4/1: Lucy loved Levi [...] Levis lassoed Lucy, Lunkins, legal lumphead, lashed the lovers together.
[UK]S.O. Addy Sheffield Gloss. 141: Lumphead, a fool, a blockhead.
[US]St Paul Dly Globe (MN) 8 Feb. 6/5: Shut up, you lump-headed Dutchman, or I’ll punch your head.
[US]Topeka State Jrnl (KS) 20 Sept. 9/1: We always thought him the biggest lumphead in the business.
C. Holme Crump Folk Going Home 290: Everybody knew — everybody, that was, but a daft lumphead — that Rishwald had been much at Crump of late.
Grand Forks Herald (ND) 28 Aug. 6/3: I’ll be blamed if any lump-headed fumbling jackass of a nigger cook is going to shuffle me off with a kettle full of ptomaine bugs.
[US](con. 1917–18) T. Boyd Through the Wheat 94: You better get down, you lumphead.
[US](con. 1907) A.C. Inman diary in Aaron (1985) 73: Back of the school is a privy. ‘Pud is a lumphead’ [...] and other jocular or obscene quips against the teaching staff are written on the walls.
[UK]J. Cary Horse’s Mouth (1948) 210: About fifty generations of ordinary lumpheads who don’t know a work of art from a public convenience.
[US]E. De Roo Go, Man, Go! 87: He grabbed the grease-gun with ‘You hungry, lump-head?’.
D.S. Copp Far Side 64: I stood there like a lumphead, not knowing what to do.
[US](con. early 20C) A.C. Inman Inman Diary 2 73: ‘Pud is a lumphead’ and ‘Pud is a damn Yankee’ and [...] other jocular or obscene quips against the teaching staff .
A. Jablokov Deeper Sea 330: Just what he needed, to baby-sit some lumphead too stupid to keep track of his own gam.
Elle 176-8 164//2: Your boyfriend is a loser! Lumphead! Dud! Nincompoop! Floperoo! Washout!

In phrases

give someone lumps (v.)

to beat someone up.

[US]C.W. Willemse Cop Remembers 308: The negroes tried to put up a fight but the boys took them to the docks where they gave them their lumps, for it looked like a nasty job to me.
[US]J. Weidman I Can Get It For You Wholesale 187: When the time came, I wanted to be in condition to give him his lumps.
[US](con. 1944) N. Mailer Naked and Dead 15: Maybe I won’t give her some lumps before I kick her out.
lumps and bumps (n.)

1. life’s harsh lessons.

[US]R. Woodley Dealer 26: What the fuck are you gonna learn in twenty years? [...] You got to get your lumps and bumps’.

2. (Aus. prison) a convict who loses a lot of fights.

[Aus]Tupper & Wortley Aus. Prison Sl. Gloss. 🌐 Lumps and bumps. Name given to a prisoner who fights a lot but invariably loses in the encounter.