Green’s Dictionary of Slang

what the fuck! excl.

also W.T.F!
[fuck n. (1)]

1. an excl. of shock, surprise; thus attrib.

[US]R. Abrahams Deep Down In The Jungle 222: So god damn it, he opened the door, he said, ‘What the fuck!’.
[US]M. Braly On the Yard (2002) 8: Red sprawled against the wall, his mouth filling with blood. ‘What the fuck?’ he demanded.
[US]W. Diehl Sharky’s Machine 140: What the fuck!
[US]J. Ellroy Brown’s Requiem 211: He said ‘What the fu...’ then stopped.
[UK]Flame : a Life on the Game 93: We heard an almighty scream: ‘What the fuck!!!’.
[US]T. Udo Vatican Bloodbath 7: ‘What the fuck!’ gasped John.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Nov. 8: w.t.f. – strong expletive: She gave me a C. I mean, W.T.F.?!
[UK]R. Antoni Carnival 23: What the fock?
[US]D. Winslow ‘The San Diego Zoo’ in Broken 150: If Schneider calls Robbery and Lubesnick answers WTF [etc],.
[Aus]G. Disher Consolation 5: The snowdropping was an ongoing What the Fuck item, the commentary sometimes amusing, sometimes faintly off-colour;.

2. an excl. of resignation, acceptance, disinterest.

[US]H. Selby Jr ‘Tralala’ in Provincetown Rev. 3 80: A couple of sailors asker [sic] her if she wanted a drink and she said whatthefuck and left with them [ibid.] 81: he bounced from one bar to another [. . .] slobering [sic] drinks and soon not looking but just saying yeah, yeah, whatthefuck and [...] sometimes never seeing the face of the drunk buying her drinks.
[US](con. WWII) J. Jones Thin Red Line (1963) 262: And if they no longer existed, it didn’t either and was no longer important. So what the fuck?
[US]V.E. Smith Jones Men 198: ‘Aw what the fuck?’ the coroner said.
[US]D. Woodrell Muscle for the Wing 100: Go ahead, what the fuck, settle it at Knuckle Junction.
[UK]K. Sampson Powder 155: Anyway, what the fuck? It was too late to save the record now.
[UK]C. McPherson Port Authority 8: And I hadn’t even started working yet, you know? Well, what the fuck.
[Aus]G. Gilmore Headland [ebook] Murdoch sighed loudly. ‘What the fuck?’.