Green’s Dictionary of Slang

(US) out of control, ‘haywire’.

2016

T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] The whole situation had gone fuckadoodle.

overcome by post-coital emotion.

2021

T. Swerdlow Straight Dope [ebook] [Y]ou could be so high or fuck-drunk that you leave behind the phone charger.

an erotic, sexual gaze.

2011

D.R. Pollock Devil All the Time 88: Sandy and Private Bryson were still cracking jokes and making fuck-eyes at each other.

(US) an orgy.

1976		(con. 1942) J. Lee Ninth Man 162: She couldn’t accept the fact that they had simply engineered themselves a good old-fashioned fuckfest.
1993		A. Rodriguez Spidertown (1994) 25: The fuckfest would begin, each trying to outloud the other.
1996		(con. 1964-65) B. Thorpe Sex and Thugs and Rock ’n’ Roll 78: ‘I didn’t mean to interrupt yer little fuck fest last night’.
1999		J. Poller Reach 17: For all our pagan fuckfests, when fully clad I wanted nothing to do with her.
2000		Ronin ‘Tokyo Terror’ 🌐 He just hoped that his parents didn’t come home early to find that their luxurious penthouse apartment was hosting a lesbian fuck-fest.
2002		C. Stella Jimmy Bench-Press 9: And now sometimes they show up, rent two-three rooms together and have a fuck-fest.
2006		www.privatehustler.com 🌐 British Fuckfest is back bigger better, harder and wetter. Five scenes cram packed with filthy British babes doing what they do best. Fucking sucking and drinking cum for fun.
2011		J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 272: After their fuckfest Jenna shipped back to New York.

a car that improves one’s attractiveness to the opposite sex; thus a car used as a place for intercourse.

1989		A. Ansen Contact Highs 70: The fuckmobile’s undulating bloodstained canvas top.
1998		M. Jacobson Everyone and No One 6: I ate Starr in the back of the Chevy Suburban that Jimmy Dime had so delicately dubbed the fuckmobile. I ate her like I’d eat Princess Di.
2000		N. Barlay Crumple Zone 23: He doesn’t so much open the doors of his BMW 5.3 XRQZi fuel-injected fuckmobile as pull them aside like silk sheets.
2004		Blackshaw & Crabbe New Perspectives on Sport 105: His mate [...] calls his motor the ‘fuckmobile’ – ’cos he’s ‘had’ tons of birds in the back.

a general derog. insult.

2014

T.M. Simmler ‘Suicide Chump’ in ThugLit July [ebook] [A]n obnoxious, parasitic haemorrhoid and fuckmonger.

1. a general term of address, with no specific overtones whether positive or negative.

1967		P. Thomas Down These Mean Streets (1970) 77: Hey, cops, you’re supposed to say, ‘Halt in the name of the law.’ You ain’t playing fair, fuckos.
1976		R. Price Blood Brothers 243: ‘No sweat, fucko.’ Stony stormed out into the street.
1989		Pileggi & Scorsese Goodfellas [film script] 40: Hey! Fucko! You want something?
2006		J. Grady in DC Noir 241: Hey, fucko, I need the Senator.
2012		T. Robinson ‘Hot Enough For Ya?’ in Dirty Words [ebook] ‘What's your play here, fucko?’ he screamed.
2020		(con. 1991-94) W. Boyle City of Margins 194: Donnie looks up at Nick and smiles. ‘Hey there, fucko’.

2. an unpleasant person.

2001		J. Stahl Plainclothes Naked (2002) 123: Some sick fuckos pancaked the sky-pilot and left him for dead.
2004		E. Miller ‘Practicing’ in Brooklyn Noir 112: What about words like Dummy fuck-o?

an unpleasant individual, with an inference of stupidity.

1994		newsgroup alt.music.alternative 13 June 🌐 You worthless fucktard. Go crawl back under whatever stinking bigoted little rock you crawled out of.
2006		Tharunka (Sydney) 9 Mar. 19/1: Those who try to kill them are anally retentive fucktards .
2009		J. Birmingham Without Warning 161: ‘Worthless fedayeen fucktards. Sometimes I think they shoot high and wide, praying to get fucking captured’.
2010		L. Redhead Thrill City [ebook] ‘Hey — fucktard!’ [...] A gunshot fractured the air.
2013		T. Robinson Hard Bounce [ebook] ‘I wasn’t toasting, you fucktard’.

sexually stimulating.

1875

E. Sellon New Epicurean 10: Oh! the dear little feet, the fucktious shoes, the racy delectable legs, nothing could be finer.

see separate entries.

1. a general term of contempt for an unpleasant, disgusting person.

1969		J. Nuttall Pig 50: ‘Silly old fuckbag,’ I thought. ‘Completely off her head.’.
1979		J. Morrow Confessions of Proinsias O’Toole 160: The unceasing obscene clangour of her tongue (‘Putrefying fuckbag!’ – just one gem).
1993		(con. 1945) S. McAughtry Touch and Go 54: I suppose the fuckpots sent you out to the Far East as well.
1993		I. Welsh Trainspotting 255: Then she discovered that the rapist fuckbag was HIV.
2002		P. Smith Aleister in Wonderland 46: You lame old fuckbag. You be naggin’ and naggin’. [...] Draggin’ around yo sack o’ potato ass, ya raspy old fuckbag.
2006		Tharunka (Sydney) 6 Oct. 7/2: These fuck-bags were encouraging women who wanted to live to ‘give it up’ to a man in a timely manner, but where marriage could be avoided, so the women would avoid being sacrificed but ‘lost’ and the men ‘won’.
2019		S.M. Jones Lives Laid Away [ebook] ‘Don’t ever have that annoying fuck-bag David Goddamn Baker call my office again!’.
2020		L. Inglis Twitter 4 Apr. 🌐 Congratulations to all the fuckbags profiteering in these desperate times. Look at yourselves.

2. attrib. use of sense 1.

1970		W.J. Craddock Be Not Content 75: What sort of a ruined mind would want to be a fuckbag cop?
1995		R.M. Wilson Ripley Bogle 100: St Mary’s, a fuckbag girls’ school that tries hard to posh it out on the Upper Falls and fails badly.

3. a woman seen as no more than a sex object.

1993		B. Moore Lex. Cadet Jargon 151/2: fuck bag - a woman believed by cadets to be a good fuck and/or readily available for a fuck.
2002		J. Flint 50 Ways to Magic America 134: He’d told her how she was his little fuckbag and how he wanted her to slide her cunt right up to his nutbag while he sat in front of his computer screen.
2006		M. Philbin Jane’s Game 60: Makes me sick just to think of it. You syrupy lap dog. Well, you’ve had your last of me. [...] You can find some other Fuck Bag.

a general derog. term.

1996

S. Frank Get Shorty [film script] Hey, fuckball, I don’t need your permission. L.A.’s an open city.

(US gay) a bar which provides a back room for sexual activity.

1977		B. Judell ‘Sexual Anarchy’ in Blue Boy (Miami) Aug./Sept. in Jay & Young (1979) 135: The fuck bar seems to be reaching its high noon of popularity and notoriety [...] What goes on in such a place? [...] one can witness and experience cocksucking, regular and fist fucking, water sports, gang bangs, sadomasochism, beer slurping, gum chewing, masturbation, group sex.
1997		J.J. Matthews Sex in Public 142: The Den, a busy fuck bar in Sydney.
2004		B. Charles ‘Troughman’ in Gay men’s sexual stories 65: The Mineshaft in New York, [a] notorious fuck bar of the seventies and eighties which, along with the Anvil, represented the after hours sleaze and leather scene at their height.

pornography.

1946		F. Eikel Jr ‘An Aggie Vocab. of Sl.’ AS XXI:1 33/1: f—k books, n. Sexy pulp magazines.
1965		D. Pearce Cool Hand Luke (1967) 58: The girlie magazines and the paper-backed fuck books.
1970		E. Thompson Garden of Sand (1981) 387: He got a Tillie the Toiler fuck book from the geek who sold them and jerked off over it.
1974		(con. 1940s) E. Thompson Tattoo (1977) 25: A Barney Google fuck book.
1977		L. Heinemann Close Quarters (1987) 7: He wore the pistol for protection the way some people kept something thick in their breast pocket, ‘like a Bible or a fuck book, ya know?’.
1983		R. Price Breaks 55: We both jumped like kids caught by God with fuckbooks.
1990		(con. early 1950s) J. Ellroy L.A. Confidential 194: All he wanted to do was use her, make her do it with other women, recreate fuck book scenarios.
1997		(con. 1930s–50s) A. Spiegelman in Adelman Tijuana Bibles 6/2: In other regions of America they were also known as Eight-Pagers, Two-by-Fours, Gray-Backs, Bluesies, Jo-Jo Books, Tillie-and-Mac Books, Jiggs-and-Maggie Books, or simply as Fuck Books.
1999		J. Ellroy ‘My Life as a Creep’ in Destination: Morgue! (2004) 127: Fuck-suck books. Beaver books. Glossy color pix.
2003		P. Gizzi Some Values of Landscape and Weather 33: Meanwhile, when no one was looking, the bogeyman fingered a fuckbook.
2008		R. Price Lush Life 141: Every fuck book, textbook, eight-page comic and titty magazine .

1. one who is victimized by their superiors or associates.

2000		D. Harris Payback 72: You’re trouble fuckboy, and I don’t need trouble.
2021		J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 168: ‘The fuckboys of the American Oligrachy [...] the guy who goes to his death knowing exactly jack shit’.

2. (US prison) one who, despite being heterosexual in the outside world, is forced into homosexuality while in prison; thus a male homosexual (see cite 2017).

1954		J. Blake Ex Post Facto in Joint (1972) 45: They were known as pussyboys, galboys, fuckboys, and all had taken girls’names like Betty, Fifi, Dotty, etc., and were universally referred to as ‘she’ and ‘her’.
1972		B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular.
1980		G. Liddy Will 289: For the going rate of cartons (‘boxes’) of Kool cigarettes [...] one could [...] have tailored clothing or anything else; drugs; a ‘fuck boy’ or ‘punk’ for homosexual gratification [etc].
1994		S. Hunter Dirty White Boys 1: He wasn’t a boss con’s fuckboy, either, or a punk or a bitch or a mary or a snitch.
1999		J. Hogshire You Are Going to Prison 72: Once you’ve become somebody’s fuck-boy, you stay a fuck-boy, and your new ‘man’ will use you any way he wants.
2000		D. Leder Soul Knows No Bars 115: The fuck-boy is not really gay. But he’s powerless and so has no choice.
2017		410 ‘Crash’ 🎵 Hella corn for them fuckboys that love boys / Can’t reason with it.

3. (US, also fuck boi) a man who is only interested in sex without comittment.

2015		Vanity Fair Sept 🌐 A ‘fuckboy’ is a young man who sleeps with women without any intention of having a relationship with them or perhaps even walking them to the door post-sex. He’s a womanizer, an especially callous one, as well as kind of a loser.
2016		languagejones.com 15 June 🌐 Fuckboy (fuccboi, etc.) How the white mainstream uses it: A boy-toy. That is, a guy who's good in bed, but not good for much else. You might hate yourself for sleeping with him.
2023		J. Jackson Pineapple Street 161: ‘I’m so sorry, Georgiana. He’s a fuckboy’ .

4. (US black/campus, also fuck boi) an irritating male.

2016		C. Eble UNC-CH Campus Sl. Spring 2016 4: FUCKBOY — annoying male: ‘I just cannot respect that fuckboy’ Sometimes spelled fuckboi or fucboi.
2016		languagejones.com 15 June 🌐 Fuckboy (fuccboi, etc.) [...] How it's used in AAE: This is tricky, because I don't generally hear it except as taboo avoidance when people intend to say fuck nigga. More broadly, here, fuck functions as an adjective, meaning ‘illegitimate,’ ‘useless,’ or ‘trifling.’ So you could just as easily say that fuck bitch stay on some fuck shit, meaning ‘that trifling bitch is always concerned with nonsense’.
2017		Negus Who Read 6 Dec. 🌐 Fuckboy: (n) A weak-ass pussy who ain’t about shit.

a fool, a simpleton; thus fuckbrained adj., stupid.

1971		T. Whitmore Memphis-Nam-Sweden 35: He was a motherfucker [...] Not at all like the lazy fuckbrain before him, Captain Cox.
1997		N. Barlay Curvy Lovebox 111: Guys . . . fuckbrains.
1999		Bug (Aus.) 29 June 🌐 Telling lies to the media, [...] and claiming their fuck-brained coach has taught them a lot.
2014		R. Hart ‘Confessions of a Taco truck Owner’ in ThugLit July [ebook] This is the point in our conversation where I did use the words ‘fuck-brain’ and ‘douche-rocket’.

one with whom one has a sexual, but no deeper, relationship.

1979		Leather Whipper 66: ‘Isn’t he being hard with that kid?’ I asked my new fuck buddy.
1982		A. Maupin Further Tales of the City 121: He thinks of me as a fuck buddy. Period.
1999		M. Walker Malicious Intent 245: And I feel like a nice uncomplicated fuck, buddy. [...] So don’t worry, fuck-buddy. You won’t have a weepy female on your hands.
2001–2003		Urban Dict. 🌐 fuck buddy A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more. Strictly, for the term ‘fuck buddy’ to apply, both people involved have to be single.
2004		‘Belle de Jour’ [blog] 26 July 🌐 How to fuck someone and still be friends. Or, your cut-and-keep guide to being a good fuck buddy.
2012		C. Black ‘Topless Vampire Bitches’ in C. Rhatigan and N. Bird (eds) Pulp Ink 2 [ebook] I would [...] slink back to my room, to be joined by my lithesome fuck buddy .
2020		D. Winslow ‘Broken’ in Broken 29: ‘High-school sweethearts.’ [...] ‘Nah, more like fuckbuddies,’ Jolene says.

general term of derision, insult.

2024

J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 715: Thom Gunn! What a fuckbutt!

an imbecile, a stupid person; a general derog. term of abuse.

1998		D. Griechen ‘Ventilate’ in New Writers of the Purple Sage (anthology by Idaho State University) 🌐 Virge always thought Doug was a fuckchop and he never quite understood that music.
2002		J. Berlin Situational Pitching 116: Well, that’s the way it was. I hope you jerks had half as good a time as me. Happy New Year, fuck chops!

a promiscuous woman; one who is eager for sex.

1979		D. Gram Foxes (1980) 38: ‘Asshole Fuckdog Honky Cunt!’ shrieked the dude at her back. ‘Twat!’.
2000		C. Cook Robbers (2001) 18: They don’t want to talk to us nohow. Sure they do, Ray Bob said. Coupla fuckdogs.

a general term of abuse.

1983		A. de Groen Going Home 59: Listen, fuckdust, you wouldn’t know the Manly ferry was up you till the people got out.
2000		J. Greenway ‘Words’ at Whipwray.com 🌐 He is a lot lot lot stronger then the fucking bands and groups that he promoted. I mean ‘Holy Fuckdust’ that guy is still here; he is still doing it.

(US campus) a flirtatious, sexually encouraging glance.

1989

P. Munro Sl. U.

a pack of pornographic playing cards.

2023

(con. 1962) J. Ellroy Enchanters 212: I buy the rumor that [Marilyn Monroe] and Paul Mitchell posed for a fuck deck — that is, a run of fifty-two pornographic playing cards.

see separate entries.

a pornographic film.

1972		P. Kanto Lay-a-day 152: ‘You know as well as I that if I starred in one of these fuck films I’d be ruined’.
1978		L. Kramer Faggots 74: Initial success as a silent backer of heterosexual fuck films.
1986		J. Ellroy Suicide Hill 226: ‘[H]igh-stakes poker, old Ali fights on big-screen TV, fuck films’.
2001		(con. 1964–8) J. Ellroy Cold Six Thousand 145: Hide from Wayne Senior and his fuck film.
2010		(con. 1973) C. Stella Johnny Porno 19: Kelly tracking down the fuck film?
2023		(con. 1962) J. Ellroy Enchanters 51: Chrissy’s [...] in the fuck film underground.

the labia.

2002–3

‘Annabel’s Schooldays’ on JD’s Adult Pages 🌐 Her huge, wrinkled fuck flaps were hanging down from her cunt, cloaking the erect shaft of her enormous clitoris.

an apartment used specifically for sex, both private and commercial.

2004		A. Hollinghurst Line of Beauty 457: It was a fuck-flat, in Barry Groom’s hard phrase, not a proper home.
2010		W. Ings ‘Trolling the Beat to Working the Soob’ in Int’l Jrnl Lexicog. 23:1 77: [T]he terms fuck flat, in-call, in-house, headquarters, HQ, and the officeto describe private residences from which [male sex workers] worked.

1. (orig. US) a pornographic film.

1981		Mouth Piece 126: I know a guy who wants a new face for a fuck-flick. Nothing spectacular— just four hundred feet of film of me and another guy.
1984		Stryker & Herbert Obsessed 95: And next thing I knew I was in a fuck flick [...] laying back letting broads suck on it.
1999		J. Ellroy ‘My Life as a Creep’ in Destination: Morgue! (2004) 133: A classy fuck flick: The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann.
1999		‘Master Pimp’ Pimp’s Rap 137: They call it fuck flicks, adult entertainment, porno.
2000		P. Temple Dead Point (2008) [ebook] I cam to make a fuckflcik with Susan.
2004		J. Ellroy ‘Jungletown Jihad’ in Destination: Morgue! (2004) 353: I don’t do fuck flicks, ’cause, like, my dad might see them.
2013		C.J. Ross ‘Three Days Ahead’ in ThugLit Nov.-Dec. [ebook] ‘It’s like knowing a stranger has seen your homemade fuck flick’.

2. attrib. use of sense 1.

1974		N. Mills New Journalism 418/2: There is nowhere else in America, they say, where a fuck-flick producer can hire last year’s Sweetheart of Sigma Chi to take on 12 [...] Hell’s Angels.
1991		S. Solomita Forced Entry 13: There’s a fuck-flick moviehouse there and a topless bar and, late at night, drugs and whores.

(US) the vagina.

1902

D. St John Memoirs of Madge Buford 104: My feverish, yes ferocious fuck funnel.

see separate entries.

1. the vagina; the female genitals.

1890–1904		Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
1934		‘J.M. Hall’ Anecdota Americana II 14: Be Jesus Christ, you men. First you muck up me fuck hole and now you wants to fuck up me muck hole.
1941		in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 243: He mucked up her fuck-hole / And fucked up her muck-hole, / And charged her two dollars beside.
1959		in E. Cray Erotic Muse (1992) 206: He laid her down upon the grass, / Lifted her dress above her ass; / He grabbed his prick and made a pass / At the fuck-hole of Kathusalem.
1966		Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
1982		Maledicta VI:1+2 (Summer/Winter) 131: Vagina […] fuckhole, futy.
1988		N. Eastwood Gardener Got Her n.p.: As Greg sank his cock into Lucy’s fever-hot little fuck hole, Mike the handyman was on his way down the hall with his toolbox.
1993		B. Moore Lex. of Cadet Lang. 151: usage: ‘And so I slammed my engorged cock up her fuck hole and . . .’.
2001		‘Randy Everhard’ Tattoo of a Naked Lady 92: I frenched her fuckhole again.
2012		Topix Local News (Johannesburg) 21 Nov. 🌐 Good looking Aussie guy 33 looking for kinky Ausssie girls. If you would enjoy some training and stretching your f*ck holes get me at [etc.].

2. a derog term for a woman.

2001		J. Hynes Wild Colonial Boy 67: She had raged at him, hitting him again and again, shouting, ‘I’m not your fuckhole!’.
2004		M. Hemmington Rooms 46: Whore, slut, cunt, filthy little girl, dirty little baby fuck, shitty fuckhole. I was all those things and more.

3. an unpleasant, disgusting place.

1998		T. Fontana & B. Winters ‘Losing Your Appeal’ Oz ser. 2 ep. 4 [TV script] You gave me fifteen years in this fuckhole.
1999		C. McPherson Four Plays 63: Every guard in every shitty little fuckhole would have his eyes peeled.
2002		S. King On Writing 47: The work was hard and boring, the mill itself a dingy fuckhole.
2004		L. Love You Ain’t Got No Easter Clothes 70: My mother told us she was ‘tired of living in this fuckhole where niggers acted like savages’.

4. a contemptible, unpleasant person.

1981		S. King Roadwork in Bachman Books (1995) 464: ‘Goddam motherfucking mothersucking [...] fuckhole!’ his son screamed.
2003		at zitoscurv.web.aplus.net 10 Feb. 🌐 I don’t even know where to start with you assholes. You look like idiots for starters. Especially you, you fuckhole, you singer whatever your name is.

5. the anus.

2008

J. Miller Stroke at Midnight 41: He felt the thick juice as it splattered against the walls of his fuckhole and moaned.

(orig. US, mainly hippie) an orgy.

1968		R. Crumb in Estren Hist. of Underground Comics (c.1974) 117: Grand Opening of the Great Intercontinental Fuck-In and Orgy-Riot.
1971		Playboy Apr. 184: If you want to get rid of dormitory rules, you have a fuck-in [HDAS].

1. victimization, an act of victimization.

1973, 1988		oral testimony in Lighter HDAS I.
1998		Sonoma County Indep. 16 Jul. on MetroActive 🌐 Stringent state and federal regulations—along with claims that the stock is being overfished—are making life harder for commercial fishermen like John Salerno (above), for whom the regulations are ‘a big fuck job’.
2006		posting at Pinocchia.com 17 Aug. 🌐 It goes with the fuck job he’s done on the U.S. and the Middle East.

2. (US) a term of abuse.

2006

posting at Revolver mag. 1 Mar. 🌐 You sound like some communist fuck job who has no idea what he is saying.

(Aus./N.Z.) a fool, an incompetent.

1981		A. Loukakis For the Patriarch 155: ‘You stay outa this fucknuckle!’ — he turned on Mawbey who looked as if he was having a heart attack.
1988		McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 46/2: fuck-knuckle idiot, often amiably applied; eg ‘G’day, fuck-knuckle. How’s it goin’?
1998		Bug (Aus.) 24 Feb. 🌐 Or, most shameful of all, too pissed or just not mean enough to be able to go the knuckle with some other fuckknuckle in a respectable and competent way when 23 sheets to the wind.
2001		T. O’Farrell Behind Enemy Lines 12: ‘Right fuck-knuckle, get into those dixies over there,’ ordered the crazy-eyed shit posing as a cook.
2011		J.J. DeCeglie Drawing Dead [ebook] You believe these jackassed fuck-knuckles.
2016		Twitter 29 June 🌐 ENGLAND CAN YOU GET ONE JUST ONE SOLITARY FUCKING THING RIGHT FOR ONCE YOU FUCKKNUCKLE NATION OF CUD-CHEWERS.

see brainless wonder under brain n.¹

a great many, a large amount.

1986		J. Ellroy Silent Terror 9: [A] ‘fuck pad’ where U.S.C. football players brought girls to watch ’50’s-vintage porno films.
1992		L. Siems Between the Lines 119: I have a fuckload of longing to see you [...] I love you a fuckload, Angelita.
2000		TheOnion.com 20 Apr. 🌐 I’ve never been as liquored up as I have this past year. Christ, I’ve drunk a fuckload of booze!
2001		‘Locals Only’ on OC Weekly VI:28 16 Mar. 🌐 They spewed fuckloads of terribly tragic guitar solos.
2004		J. Ellroy ‘Hollywood Fuck Pad’ in Destination: Morgue! (2004) 238: Chickie hit a Rite Aid pharmacy [...] stole a fuckload of Seconal, Amytal, and Tuinal.
2016		T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] [A] fuckload of money [...] More than any one of us would see.

a sexually desirable and/or available individual.

2015

J. Stahl OG Dad 263: The white picket fence can be more exotic than all the fuckmeat abnd absinthe parties at Marilyn Manson’s.

general term of abuse.

2016

Twitter 5 July 🌐 You incompetent, lying, moon-faced, jizz-gargling fuckmuppet.

(US gay) the penis.

1977		F. Danton Fist Club 72: They exploded between his strong male legs, and his stud load coursed with furious speed up his long male fuck muscle.
1988		H. Max Gay (S)language.
2006		advert for Drilled and Filled [DVD] at www.videobox.com 🌐 Audrey Hollander is queen of the gapes when Otto Bauer stuffs his huge fuck muscle, a dildo, and Audrey’s own fingers up her asshole all at the same time!

a fool, an unpleasant person.

2002

D. Jay ‘Players and Pawns’ Slayer’s FanFic Archive 🌐 ‘I thought you would be dead by now you asshole,’ Everett said joyously. ‘No such luck, fucknob,’ Dane said, still approaching.

(UK juv.) a general term of abuse.

1986		S. King It (1987) 213: ‘Why did you do that?’ ‘Because I felt like it, fucknuts!’ Henry roared back.
1997–2000		College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Fucknut (noun) A stupid person; a dumbass; someone who fucks up a lot.
2001		OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 fucknut n. derog An excessively stupid or unpleasant person.
2002		Big Ben Kennedy.com Journal 24 Jul. 🌐 ‘Can I not cuss for 3 hours?’ I should be able to, but just in case let me get it out of my system now... Shit, Fuck, Bitch, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, [...] Fuck Nut.
2002		Simon & Burns ‘Old Cases’ Wire ser. 1 ep. 4 [TV script] After which Fucknuts stops whimpering long enough to start just giving people up.
2006		G. Pelecanos Night Gardener 45: Fucknuts thinks he’s in a restaurant.
2014		M. McBride Swollen Red Sun 92: ‘But this gun here, this one is loaded, fucknuts’.

obsessed with thoughts of sex.

1942		H. Miller Roofs of Paris (1983) 31: She reveals more of her adventures with those fuck-nutty kids of hers.
1978		T. Williams Followed Man 274: Whatever else she is, Marjorie is one fucknutty cunt.

the very beginning.

1976

A. Salkey Come Home, Malcolm Heartland 147: We know we’ve failed with you, Malcolm. Claude’s known it from fuck one. You don’t fit.

(orig. US) a room or apartment that a man keeps for seductions and sex; thus ext. to any place where a lot of sex happens, whether kept by a man or woman.

1978		L. Kramer Faggots 79: They would then go to his secret hideaway fuck-nest in Tudor City.
1990		(con. early 1950s) J. Ellroy L.A. Confidential 99: Breuning fixed up a room at the Lilac View Motel: the most notorious fuck pad on the Sunset Strip.
2001		(con. 1964–8) J. Ellroy Cold Six Thousand 16: The bridal suite. The fuck pad supreme. Gilt wallpaper. Cupids. Pink rugs and chairs. A fake-fur bedspread.
2006		Phat Phree 16 Aug. 🌐 The night began in earnest with shots of Jager and lines of coke at Chad Billingsley’s Pacific Heights fuck pad.
2010		J. Ellroy Hilliker Curse 7: I heard my dad use the term fuck pad.
2010		(con. 1973) C. Stella Johnny Porno 119: The guy had a furnished apartment she thought was his home but was really a fuck pad, what she’d been told men called such hideaways.
2018		G. Disher Kill Shot [ebook] The Stockton Cove Motel [was] one of their earliest fuck pads.
2023		(con. 1962) J. Ellroy Enchanters 241: [T]he brothers ran a string of fuck pads. [...] Hot-sheet joints, sin pits [...] sex shows, smut films, illegal pharmaceuticals, interracial fraternization, jam sessions, all that vant garde stuff.

a general term of derision; the implication is of grubbiness, slovenliness; cite 2012 ref. to promiscuity.

1922		‘J.H. Ross’ Mint (1955) 108: Look me in the face, you short-arsed little fuck-pig.
1958		(con. 1940s) B. Behan Borstal Boy 76: We’ll teach you ’ow to be’ave, you dirty Irish fugh-pig.
1968		A. Burgess Enderby Outside in Complete Enderby (2002) 317: ‘For cough,’ said Enderby, in no mood for foreign nonsense [...] ‘You fuck off too, English fuckpig’.
1971		(con. WWII) B. Aldiss Soldier Erect 46: You hypocritical fuck-pig!
1981		B. Behan ‘The Catacombs’ in After the Wake 91: You consumptive poxy parcel of fuckpigs.
1993		I. Welsh Trainspotting 260: They’re [i.e. anaesthetists] the punters that keep you alive, not sadistic fuck-pigs like Hewison.
2001		A. Sillitoe Birthday 87: I’d buy as much dynamite as I could get my hands on and blow up the Houses of Parliament. Blow all them government fuckpigs to bits.
2009		P. Temple Truth 332: They stop being baby girls earlier now [...] They can go from baby girls to fuckpigs in a very short time.
2011		J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 13: Some people [...] act like debauched fuck-pigs.
2012		R. Milward Kimberly’s Capital Punishment (2023) 146: Mr Saturday gurgled [...] ‘fucking fuckpig’, referring to me.

1. a contraceptive diaphragm.

1987

oral testimony in Lighter HDAS II 841: My husband uses condoms anyway, ’cause I can’t stand those damned fuck-plugs.

2. a general term of abuse.

2002

Glenda Agendacide: Minutes From Somewhere Else 6 May 🌐 If your girlfriend is PMSing, treat her as if she is actually pregnant. For fuck’s sake...be supportive. Imagine if you got kicked in the gonads 3 times each day. Don’t be a shithead and set her off. You will have to dig yourself out of it later anyway, fuckplug.

the penis.

1966		B. Jackson Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 159: I was horrified to find, / she had two rusty nuts that swung from her butt / and a fuck-pole longer than mine.
1970		R.O. Graves Pick Up Boy 132: Buck slid off the fuckpole that had been fucking his asshole.
1981		J. Benton Jackin’ Buddies 33: Breathing harshly, my nostrils flaring, I closed my hand around Greg’s fuckpole and began stroking.
1987		in Discourse (journal) 112: Oh, yeah, slick it up, stud, get that big fuckpole ready to do that fine piece a favor.
2005		‘Banging Illegals’ at www.nifty.org 🌐 He pulled Leroy’s fuckpole out of his jeans, the throbbing head extending above the waistline.

see fuckbag

one who is subjected to the sexual predelicitions of another.

2003		‘MillenniumJazzman’ ‘Rev. of Topless Room Service’ on DVDPornReviews 🌐 She deep throats him, spits on his cock, slurps it, licks it, sucks it and totally dominates his blue-veined Havana until he is a fuck puppet at her mercy.
2016		T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] It was a lot easier to take out your sexual frustration when you had a couple of like-minded guys to hold down your fuck puppet.

a contraceptive sheath.

1984

K. Weaver Texas Crude 114: She found that fuckrubber under her pillow.

semen.

1997–2000

College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Fucksauce gobbler {vulgar, probably offensive} (noun) A person who swallows semen from a bodily orifice after it has been produced during an act of intercourse.

a live sex show.

1974

(con. 1960s) R. Price Wanderers 203: He heard they had live fuck shows in Singapore where women fucked snakes, grizzly bears.

a sock used as a repository for the ejaculation that climaxes masturbation.

2003

Underground UGTV.org 🌐 For lotion I used some Victoria’s Secret Vanilla. It’s good quality and it smells nice. You don’t want your fuck sock to smell like the Jergens your mom used.

1. (also fucking stick) the penis.

1958		W. Talsman Gaudy Image (1966) 222: Yeah, dirty. That fuckstick’s dirty.
1966		Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
1972		B. Hannah Geronimo Rex 258: You want people touching you with a fucking stick?
1977		E. Torres Q&A 195: My pistol is like my fuck-stick. Don’t go nowhere without it.
1988		‘Victoria Parker’ Incest Schoolgirls 🌐 She watched Jamie bend over her big brother’s prick, watched Jamie suck and suck and suck on his big fuck-stick.
1997		L. Davies Candy 184: I’m going to belt through your ring with my big fuckstick.
2002		M Rammsonde ‘Firing Tyler’ Nifty Erotic Stories Archive 🌐 Tyler was sliding his mouth up and down Reg’s raging fuckstick.
2024		J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 213: [S]ex with mere men-proles, ‘reeking jakes with stinky fucksticks’, was perfunctory and injurious.

2. a worthless, contemptible or despicable person; also as a term of address.

1958		W. Talsman Gaudy Image (1966) 221–2: ‘You must have more names. Next please.’ [...] ‘There’s still the heavenly debasement of the imperturbable fuckstick.’.
1972		T. Weesner Car Thief (1973) 67: ‘You better, you dumb fuckstick,’ the boy called out.
1978		L.K. Truscott IV Dress Gray (1979) 268: One of them got stood up by some Princeton preppie fuckstick.
1981		(con. 1963) P. Conroy Lords of Discipline 145: ‘Yes, sir!’ ‘Louder, fuckstick.’.
1989		(con. 1960) P. Theroux My Secret Hist. (1990) 174: ‘I’m hep,’ the fuck-stick says. Vinny, you are such a loser.
1993		B. Moore Lex. of Cadet Lang. 157: usage: ‘You bloody fuck stick! Can’t you do anything right?’.
2002		J. Lerner You Got Nothing Coming 37: Listen up, fuck sticks! This is the only advice you are going to get in the joint.
2010		L. Redhead Thrill City [ebook] Some fuckstick called Craig Murdoch, head of the Red Devils bikie gang.
2012		E. Beetner ‘One-Armed Bandit’ in C. Rhatigan and N. Bird (eds) Pulp Ink 2 [ebook] This fuckstick wants to cut me to ribbons over nothing.
2020		C. Hiaasen Squeeze Me 31: An obvioualy drunken fuckstick drove an airboat over a baby deer.

3. used as excl. of irritation.

2018

I. Welsh Dead Man’s Trousers 82: Fucksticks. It means I have to arrange passes, documentation and insurance for these [...] youngbloods.

1. obsessed with sex.

1967

E. Shepard Doom Pussy 160: Like a tomcat at a petting party, Alby tried to force two B-girls to sit on his knee. Tors eyed him with distaste. ‘He’s fuck-struck,’ observed the Swede to no one in particular.

2. emotionally overwhelmed in the immediate aftermath of intercourse.

2000		J. Barnes Love, Etc 70: And I was duly fuck-struck as I waved him off.
2007		D.C. Fuller Meth Monster 140: At that moment I was fuck-struck and pussy whipped all in one fell swoop.
2021		J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 25: Everybody looks fuck-struck and happy.

a large amount, a great many.

1996		Tumblr 17 Apr. 🌐 A superb fuck-ton of clothing references.
2007		You Tube 27 Aug. 🌐 You need a fuck ton of practice to get anywhere near good, until then, don’t upload shite like this.
2015		L. McInerney Glorious Heresies 223: He felt a lot better in the morning. Miles better. Fucktons.
2017		T. Pluck Bad Boy Boogie [ebook] ‘Those garbage trucks cost a shit ton’.
2018		Twitter 6 Sept. 🌐 If there are two things that I’ve learned at the British Museum it’s: 1. The Brits stole a fuck ton of shit [etc].
2020		C. von Ziegesar Cobble Hill 191: Ryan smiled. So did Liam. They couldn't help it. They’d just copped a shit-ton of money .
2024		D. Swierczynski California Bear 57: ‘If we play this right, we could make a fuck ton of money’.

one who is used purely as a sex object.

2005		R. Cea No Lights, No Sirens 46: I knew what ‘Tatico’ meant in the streets: boy-fucktoy.
2021		S.A. Crosby Razorblade Tears 207: ‘I’ve been the fucktoy before. This felt different’.
2024		J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 316: I often don’t [come] on a first date with fucktoys I respect - as people. Fucktoys I’m not using just as a friction vessel but might have a deep chat with.

(Aus.) any vehicle, usu. a small van (poss. with a mattress in the back), in which a young man hopes to seduce women.

1974		Guy (Sydney) 21 Apr. 16/4: [personal advert] Sydney: Guy 22 bi, 8" with surf fuck truk [sic] wants singles, couples for weekend trips up coast or quickies, enjoys adultery.
1980		Filmnews (Sydney) 1 Apr. 8/2: Young men are encouraged to see their masculinity and their sexuality embodied in gleaming fuck trucks, modified to Star Wars proportions with fibre-glass and super-hero motives.
1987		M. Bowden Doctor Dealer (2001) 14: They called the van Fuller’s Fuck Truck. Out on deliveries with Larry, Glen had friends who would get them beer or whiskey. Then they would pick up girls.
1999		G. Seal Lingo 92: fuck truck as for shaggin’ wagon (see below).
2003		McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl.
2010		Codella and Bennett Alphaville (2011) 329: The van was a conversion job that looked like a fuck truck party mobile.
2024		J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 619: It’s not a fucktoy’s lot to sleep. He didn’t sleep till the last halitotic visitor had left his mark and it was time to wipe up.

a general term of abuse.

2016		T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] Byron was a royal fucktrumpet either way.
2019		Twitter 5 July 🌐 You spunk-cheeked fucktrumpet.

the female breasts.

2002

Emails of the Week 27 Dec. at Metal Sludge 🌐 It could have come attached to a nude photo of Angela under a Christmas tree while slowly pouring Egg Nog over her throbbing fuck udders while wearing a Santa hat and stockings.

(US) a fool, a stupid or contemptible person; often in direct address, thus fuckwaddery stupid or contemptible activity.

1974		oral testimony in Lighter HDAS I.
1989		C. Hiaasen Skin Tight 138: Hey, fuckwad, you awake?
1997		T. Fontana ‘To Your Health’ Oz ser. 1 ep. 6 [TV script] ‘The commissioner rejected our proposal’ [...] ‘The commissioner didn’t reject it. Governor Fuckwad did’.
1999		T. Dorsey Florida Roadkill 175: Look at this wad, fuck-wad!
2001		J. Stahl Plainclothes Naked (2002) 95: Hurry up, fuckwad. He left the keys.
2006		C. Hiaasen Nature Girl 227: Can I help you, fuckwad?
2011		F. Manjoo 9 Mar. Slate With so many fuckwads everywhere, sometimes it's hard to understand how anyone gets anything out of the Web . Advocates for anonymity argue that fuckwaddery is the price we have to pay to ensure people's privacy.
2020		(con. 1991-94) W. Boyle City of Margins 81: [T]he other dipshits on the faculty, the no-necks [...] the fuckwads and the pushovers.

see separate entry.

a non-specific, mocking phr. denoting utter disinterest.

2015		J. Abercrombie Great Leveller [ebook] ‘I’m honoured all the way to fuck’.
2023		M. Herron Secret Hours 193: ‘Well, pardon me all the way to fuck and back’.

(also a.f., as all fuck) a general intensifier, the coarse synon. for ‘as anything’.

1973		Tharunka (Sydney) 8 Nov. 28/1: Ecstatic devotees wave bits of greenery and incense, chant stupidities, and grin like Cheshire Cats having orgasms at everyone clogging the exit corridor, getting sworn at stepped on fucked at yelled at kicked at all the time as patient as fuck, waiting for the Great Yellow Hope, Him, the Fucking Godhead.
1977		A. Bleasdale Who’s Been Sleeping in my Bed 22: I want me end away as well, but they’re all as fertile as fuck on our estate.
1989		D. Waters Heathers [film script] A serious-as-fuck bomb in the boiler room to set off a pack of thermals upstairs.
1998		K. Sampson Awaydays 52: Some of the older, vampish birds in Eric’s are horny as fuck.
2001		K. Sampson Outlaws (ms.) 136: This pure fucking bandit comes mincing into the line of fire [...] This lad’s a monster, camp as fuck and right in your face with his Big Hom act.
2004		P. Howard PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 75: Alice [...] fit as fock, a ringer for Nicole Appleton.
2005		A. Lovejoy Acid Alex 82: He asked [...] if we were okay and – true as fuck – gave us a packet of smokes.
2012		J. Fagan Panopticon 22: He’s got curly hair and thick specs and he’s skinny as fuck.
2014		C. Eble (ed.) UNC-CH Campus Sl. Spring 2014 2: A.F. — < as fuck to an extreme degree: ‘This dinner is good a.f.’ ‘This class is hard a.f.’.
2015		I. Welsh Decent Ride 125: Ah liked that lassie. Rough as fuck and a wee bit mental, but she was sound.
2017		Sydney Morn. Herald 10 July 🌐 Sonny’s Fried Chicken and Burgers, offering 24-hour brined chicken, pressure fried and ‘crispy AF!’.
2019		N. Walker Cherry 28: We had burned a peach White Owl with Train Wreck in it, and so we were high as fuck.
2020		Twitter 10 Oct. 🌐 Excellent shade being thrown by the art department here. (By using literal shade to make her look wide af).
2021		C. Hammer Opal Country 39: ‘He was pissed, drunk as all fuck’.
2022		D. Astle on Twitter 3 Aug. 🌐 Social media’s influence on English be ridic af.

see separate entry.

a general phr., underlining one’s ignorance or disinterest.

1981		S. Berkoff Decadence in Decadence and Other Plays (1985) 16: It’s hard to tell / fuck only knows.
1993		I. Welsh Trainspotting 213: An overheard conversation in the kitchen, fuck-knows when.
1997		(con. 1960s) A. Frewin London Blues 238: The judge begins his summing up tomorrow, though fuck knows what he’s got to sum up.
1997		N. Barlay Curvy Lovebox 87: I’m headin’ to my place for the first time in fuck knows.
1998		A. Warner Sopranos 156: ‘What’s the Crash?’ ‘Fuck alone knows’.
1999		K. Sampson Powder 204: ‘What we clapping for?’ muttered Tony. ‘Fuck knows!’.
2002		J. Cameron Hell on Hoe Street 4: New geezer came in the door [...] Fuck knows where he sprung out of.
2011		J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 49: Dive into the Underground, jump in another tube heading to fuck-knows-where.

1. a large or notable amount of.

1978		S. King Stand (1990) 38: He was a fuck of a long way from California.
1981		T. Wilkinson Down and Out 110: Fucking hell there’s a fuck of a lot of draws here.
1986		S. King It (1987) 639: I’ve got one fuck of a hangover.
1996		P. Hamilton Reality Dysfunction 983: It was one fuck of a lot smarter than your brain, bollockhead.

2. a general intensifier.

1942		H. Miller Roofs of Paris (1983) 248: What a fuck of a nuisance this is!
1976		J. Heller Good As Gold (1979) 181: He should be locked up! [...] that crazy fuck of a bastard.
1990		R. Doyle Snapper 37: It looks like another fuck of a day.
2000		T. Udo Vatican Bloodbath 23: Now they were operating a shoot to miss policy, which is actually a fuck of a lot harder.

a dismissive phr.; synon. with to hell with...! under hell n.

2000

N. Griffiths Grits 153: Someone told me once that-a most effective diet was-a no-stout one, but fucks ter that bi Christ — couldn’t live without me Beamish.

(Aus.) to be dismised from one’s job.

1999

G. Seal Lingo 155: Other terms for losing one’s job include to [...] get the fuck; get the push; get the shove.

see go like the hammers of hell under hell n.

see like fuck adv.

excl. of surprise, amazement.

2023

Rayman & Blau Riker’s 37: He picked it up in the yard, and they didn’t search him? I’m like, oh my fuck. It was like a fucking piece of hard metal.

working as a prostitute.

1865

in T.P. Lowry Stories the Soldiers Wouldn’t Tell (1994) ) 39: There aren’t any girls in this country except those that it strictly on the fuck for $5 a go. I take a snootful about once a month.

see under sure as... phr.

1. to talk about sex.

1889

C. Deveureux Venus in India I 93: Then, after smoking another cigar, and drinking a couple of more pegs and talking Mrs. Searles and fuck generally, I left to go home.

2. to murmur or shout obscenities during sexual intercourse for the gratification of one or both partners.

1983

R. Klein Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.].

(US) to offer oneself for sexual intercourse.

2015

S. King Finders Keepers (2016) 111: She throws a fine fuck.

(US) to have sexual intercourse with; also homosexual use.

1919		Transcript Foster Inquiry in L.R. Murphy Perverts by Official Order (1989) 27: The sailor replied, ‘I am going to throw a fuck into something,’ ‘You know the boys down there,’ he added.
1964		H. Selby Jr. Last Exit to Brooklyn 156: Harry couldnt stop [...] he could out fuck any woman around [...] and whenever he throws a fuck inta the old lady she creams all over the place.
1972		B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 90: to fuck hard and fast [...] throw a mean [wicked] fuck.
1988		D. Woodrell Muscle for the Wing 36: Last week Wanda had thrown him a fuck to seal the pact.

a general intensifier: utterly, completely.

1919		W.H. Downing Digger Dialects 12: blow-to-fook — Shatter to fragments.
1924		(con. WWI) A.G. Pretty Gloss. Sl. [...] in the A.I.F. 1921–1924 (rev. t/s) n.p.: blow-to-fook. Shatter to fragments.
1965		H. Huncke ‘Cat and His Girl’ in Huncke’s Journal (1998) 66: He said she was a dumb broad [...] and he hoped to fuck he’d never see her again.
1970		P. Roth My Life as a Man (1974) 316: I swear to fuck he musta weighed eighty-two pounds.
1977		G.F. Newman Villain’s Tale 19: ‘Nicking a nice few quid, John?’ Lynn said [...] ‘Wish to fuck I was, Jack.’.
1981		H. Gould Fort Apache, The Bronx 187: I wish to fuck they were.
1990		R. Doyle Snapper 177: She wished to fuck it was all over. She was sick of it.
1993		(con. 1945) S. McAughtry Touch and Go 231: Maybe you can stick a hyphen on to your name and Englify yourself to fuck.
1997		N. Barlay Curvy Lovebox 24: Stinks to fuck in there.
2000		N. Griffiths Grits 69: Am fuckin rattled t’fuck now.
2001		N. Barlay Hooky Gear 117: Jesus H. They stink to fuck.
2005		B. Hare Urban Grimshaw 169: It’s on top to fuck.
2009		L. McIlvanney All the Colours 135: ‘Come on to fuck if you’re coming’.
2011		J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 26: ‘Come on to fuck,’ Sonny says to himself.
2015		L. McInerney Glorious Heresies 59: ‘I don’t know. I honest to fuck don’t know’.
2020		A. Killilea Boyo-wulf at https://boyowulf.home.blog 20 Feb. 🌐 [S]ome mighty fine lookin’ boyos if we are being honest with ourselves. Built ta fuck.

a harsh demand to go away.

1993		I. Welsh Trainspotting 20: You dinnae like the company, you kin git tae fuck.
2000		T. Udo Vatican Bloodbath 88: What? Get tae fuck! What a load of bollocks! He’s just making this up!
2000		T. Udo Vatican Bloodbath 15: You get tae fuck! [Ibid.] 88: What? Get tae fuck! What a load of bollocks! He’s just making this up!
2001		I. Welsh Glue 96: Get te Falkirk. Eh nivir rode her? Billy scoffs.
2015		I. Welsh Decent Ride 35: Ye tell these cunts, nicely of course: git tae fuck.

an excl. of dismissal.

1994

P. Quigley Borderland 178: ‘Go to fuck,’ she spat the words at me.