noodle n.2
1. (US black) the penis [its supposed resemblance, when flaccid, to a cooked noodle].
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | Choirboys (1976) 203: Too much booze makes a limp noodle. | |
| Glitter Dome (1982) 267: ‘You’re not getting enough?’ ‘None! I got a limp noodle,’ he whispered. | |
| Dolores Claiborne 192: You can just go fuck yourself ... if you can get your old limp noodle to stand up, that is. | |
| (con. 1973) Johnny Porno 30: Just let me know when you wanna get it wet, your limp noodle. I’ll send a broad over. | |
| Joey Piss Pot 4: ‘First time he got his noodle wet, he runs off with some Colombian broad gets him killed’. |
2. (US) a Chinese or East Asian person.
| Eddie’s World 176: ‘The Asian broad?’ [...] ‘Thirty-six years old, not a bad looker for a noodle.’. | |
| Joey Piss Pot 171: ‘And then two other noodles, men, they come to do something to the women, break into the apartment’. |
In compounds
(Aus.) short tight male bathing trunks.
![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia") | ‘Aus. Sl.’ paper presented to Leicester U. Slang Workshop, Sept. 2012 n.p.: The speedo variety [of trunks] developed an extraordinary number of risqué or simply curious synonyms: [...] noodle benders. |
SE in slang uses
In compounds
(US) a general term of abuse; the over-riding image is of impotence, i.e. a penis limp as a cooked noodle.
| Stormy Weather 140: You heard me, noodle dick. |
(US Und.) nonsense.
| Phila. Eve. Bulletin 5 Oct. 40/4: Here are a few more terms and definitions from the ‘Racket’ vocabulary: [...] ‘noodle-soup,’ nonsense. |
In phrases
(US) a Jew.
| (con. 1910s) Young Lonigan in Studs Lonigan (1936) 77: Pretty soon a man will be afraid to wear a shamrock on St. Patrick’s day, because there are so many noodle-soup drinkers around. |