1. (US black) the penis [its supposed resemblance, when flaccid, to a cooked noodle].
|Choirboys (1976) 203: Too much booze makes a limp noodle.|
|Glitter Dome (1982) 267: ‘You’re not getting enough?’ ‘None! I got a limp noodle,’ he whispered.|
|Dolores Claiborne 192: You can just go fuck yourself ... if you can get your old limp noodle to stand up, that is.|
|(con. 1973) Johnny Porno 30: Just let me know when you wanna get it wet, your limp noodle. I’ll send a broad over.|
2. (US) a Chinese or East Asian person.
|Eddie’s World 176: ‘The Asian broad?’ [...] ‘Thirty-six years old, not a bad looker for a noodle.’.|
(Aus.) short tight male bathing trunks.
|‘Aus. Sl.’ paper presented to Leicester U. Slang Workshop, Sept. 2012 n.p.: The speedo variety [of trunks] developed an extraordinary number of risqué or simply curious synonyms: [...] noodle benders.|
SE in slang uses
(US) a general term of abuse; the over-riding image is of impotence, i.e. a penis limp as a cooked noodle.
|Stormy Weather 140: You heard me, noodle dick.|
(US Und.) nonsense.
|Phila. Eve. Bulletin 5 Oct. 40/4: Here are a few more terms and definitions from the ‘Racket’ vocabulary: [...] ‘noodle-soup,’ nonsense.|
(US) a Jew.
|(con. 1910s) Studs Lonigan (1936) 77: Pretty soon a man will be afraid to wear a shamrock on St. Patrick’s day, because there are so many noodle-soup drinkers around.Young Lonigan in|