Green’s Dictionary of Slang

dick n.1

[generic use of proper name]

1. a man, a fellow.

[UK]Greene Quip for an Upstart Courtier D: I might see comming downe the hill a braue dapper Dicke, quaintly attired in veluet and sattin.
[UK]Shakespeare Love’s Labour’s Lost V ii: Some Dick, That smiles his cheek in years, and knows the trick To make my lady laugh.
[UK]Mercurius Democraticus 3-10 May 6: In Moor-fields last night, a piece of mortality walking [...] in the old walk of iniquity; meeting a young Dick [and] discovering him a person fit for her occupation [etc.].
[UK]M. Stevenson Poems 8: Like that desperate Dick / Will have none do the trick / With his Wife, but a Gentleman.
[UK]‘Bumper Allnight. Esquire’ Honest Fellow 114: Quoth she, if these be Dublin tricks, / God send me down amongst my Dicks, / That live in sweet Mountrath.
[US]Manchester Spy (NH) 5 July n.p.: Old father Dodge was a queer dick.
[US]E.L. Wheeler Deadwood Dick in Beadle’s Half Dime Library I:1 83/1: I ain’t afeerd o’ all the robber Dicks from here ter Jerusalem.
Dly Herald (Delphos, OH) 2 Dec. 2/2: Old Hipe was a queer Dick.
[UK]M. Sheridan ‘Belgium Put the Kybosh on the Kaiser’ 🎵 Naughty nights at Liège / Quite upset this Dirty Dick.
[US]A.W. Dragstedt ‘My Dream of Bughouse Square’ in Stiff Milk and Honey Route (1930) 187: Doc. Reitman would with politics / From sin save every girl, / And Billy Burns, our wonder dick, / The red flag would unfurl.
[UK]I. & P. Opie Lore and Lang. of Schoolchildren (1977) 175: To turn a verb or adjective into a descriptive noun, as: [...] funny-dick.
[US](con. WWII) J.O. Killens And Then We Heard The Thunder (1964) 140: Man, you are as sharp as a wedding dick.
[US]T. O’Brien Going After Cacciato (1980) 46: I remember this guy Uhlander. Not such a bad dick.
[US]N. Proffitt Gardens of Stone (1985) 96: Let’s dump this dick.
[US]T. Jones Pugilist at Rest 218: I’m moving up to the heavies, where I belong, and every swinging dick in the division better fucking look out!
[UK]Observer Rev. 25 July 16: The same dick who bored you about ‘testimony’.
[Aus]L. Redhead Thrill City [ebook] Someone of superior force, which was pretty much every swinging dick around the godforsaken farmhouse.

2. a victim or weakling; a simpleton.

[UK]New Brawle 4: [O]ut thou unnaturall Knave [...] a feeble dick thou.
[UK]Catterpillers of this Nation Anatomized 37: Her part is to pick up a Dick that is full of money, whom she invites to her house.
[US]Chicago Trib. ‘The Onion’ 1 Dec. TAB-9/2: I, like all immature narcissistic sicks my age, are due the same rights as everyone else.

3. a man as a sexual partner.

[UK]Mercurius Fumigosus 12 16–23 Aug. 113: Two of these Shee-Ranters, walking lately a clicketting to Rygate, pick’d up two Culs or Dicks by the way.
[UK]Mercurius Fumigosus 7 53: A piece of mortality ... meeting a young Dick by the light of Luna, she discovering him a person fit for her occupation, dril’d him into a strain of Venery.
[Ire]Head Eng. Rogue III 64: The next Dick I pickt up for her was ... middle statur’d, well set, both strong and active.
[US] ‘Last Night’s Ramble’ in Love 309: [A] Grand procuresse to each standing P-k Came in half fluster’d from her Stallion Dick.
[UK]Mundus Foppensis 13: [It is better to] kiss the Breeches of Twenty Women, than to lick The Bristles of one Male dear Dick.

4. the given name used generically for a countryman.

[UK]Laughing Mercury 22-29 Sept. 197: A West Counrey Varmer (having a daughter whose name was Charity) [...] zent his son Dick up to London, and bidden her zeek.
[UK] ‘Country Wake’ in Playford Pills to Purge Melancholy II 203: For when Country Gillians do play with their Dicks, / Then London must Father their Bastards.
[UK] in D’Urfey Pills to Purge Melancholy IV 211: Quoth she, if there be London Tricks, / God send me down amongst my Dicks, / That live on Dunsmore Heath, Sir.

5. the penis [see Williams I:382 for discussion of possible 16C uses].

[UK] ‘Do As Father And Mother Do’ in Cockchafer 44: Says Dick, ‘it’s true, a dagger long, / I have got, my sweet delight.’.
[Aus]Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 1 Apr. 2/4: ‘Here’s to the Maiden of blushing fifteen’ by Dick Forcit. [...] Dick was heard to say, that he was not particular; anything with a cap and a smock on would do for him.
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[UK](con. 1916) F. Manning Her Privates We (1986) 53: Dost turn thysen to t’ wall, lad, so’s us ’ns sh’n’t see tha dick?
[US] (ref. to mid-19C) N. Kimball Amer. Madam (1981) 32: His dick was out, thick and long [...] somebody helped his dick find the mare’s quim.
[US]H. Miller Tropic of Cancer (1963) 58: It feels exactly as if he had taken out the circumcised dick of his and was peeing on me.
[US](con. 1944) N. Mailer Naked and Dead 348: If I’m afraid of having my dick cut off [...] I don’t care to know it.
[UK]K. Williams Diaries 2 Feb. 88: He smells of old spices and old dick.
[US]J. Rechy City of Night 196: He began cruising up and down the beach like some hung-up fairy that hasnt had any dick in months.
Loydie & the Lowbites ‘White Rum & Pum Pum’ 🎵 Havw you had your dick standing like a stick.
[US]D. Goines Street Players 121: When the come had come out of the head of his dick.
[US]A.K. Shulman On the Stroll 56: She needed reassurance more than dick.
[UK]D. Jarman letter Smiling in Slow Motion (2000) 44: They were so big and muscly their dicks would have looked incredibly small.
[Aus]P. Temple Black Tide (2012) [ebook] First, they shrink the dicks of the rich, then..
[US](con. 1990s) in J. Miller One of the Guys 139: ‘She was suckin’ this dude’s dick’.
[UK]B. Hare Urban Grimshaw 3: There’s Greta, the junkie, the alcoholic – / only thing she’s addicted to more is dick.
[Aus]P. Temple Truth 79: It didn’t give a shit about your life, your history, your colour, your complexes, the size of your dick.
[UK]Eve. Standard 17 Feb. 51/4: ‘A dick and two balls’ can do and be everything else expected of the sculptor.
[WI]Mavado ‘Big Bumpa Gal’ 🎵 Ride me dick, come over me feel the right time.
[US]S.M. Jones August Snow [ebook] ‘What you do with your dick is your business’.
[SA]IOL News (Western Cape) 7 Nov. 🌐 Gigaba’s gesture feeds into toxic hyper-masculinity discourse and jealousy [...] over whose dick is bigger.
[Aus]C. Hammer Scrublands [ebook] Here’s the bit where you ask if he [...] showed me his dick, or asked me to kiss it. Or if he ever fucked me in the arse.
[US]D. Winslow ‘Broken’ in Broken 7: ‘Too bad you got that mini dick’.
[Aus]P. Papathanasiou Stoning 156: ‘[E]ver since she slapped me [...] my dick went limp’.

6. nothing, e.g. we ain’t got dick; not worth dick; also occas. attrib. [fig. use of sense 5, as with fuck n. (2a)/shit n. (3g)].

[UK](con. WWI) Fraser & Gibbons Soldier and Sailor Words 76: Dick, Money For: Money for nothing.
[US](con. 1960s) R. Price Wanderers 161: You guys are a bunch of azzholes, all a you [...] You can’t fight wort’ dick.
[Can]Totally True Diaries of an Eighties Roller Queen 🌐 14 Feb. He bought me a rose at least and I thanked him. He didn’t say dick about the carnation or the cookie.
[US]J. Wambaugh Finnegan’s Week 265: That bogus asshole don’t know dick about the real world.
[US]P. Roth Human Stain 216: They didn’t do dick. They don’t know what war is.
[US]F.X. Toole Pound for Pound 195: I ain’t made dick money on Chicky.
[UK]Amy Winehouse ‘Me and Mr Jones’ 🎵 What kind of fuckery are we? Nowadays you don’t mean dick to me.
[US]G. Hayward Corruption Officer [ebk] cap. 8: A lot of us knowledgeable recruits who didn’t know dick thought that they would be best if used like the baseball ferries in warriors.
‘Chelsea G. Summers’ in hazlitt.net 12 Feb. 🌐 We think we know horny upside-down and inside-out, but we don’t. Flay the flesh off ‘horny,’ and you quickly discover we don’t know dick. Everything we think we know about ‘horny’ is wrong.

7. (US black) a term of address between males.

[US]New Yorker 3 July 28: The bebop people have a language of their own. They call each other Pops, Daddy, and Dick.

8. sexual intercourse.

[Ire]P. Boyle At Night All Cats Are Grey 197: Aren’t we only on the prowl after a tender little slice of dick?
[UK]D. Nobbs Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (1976) 123: I heard rumours you’re giving Joan dick at last.
[UK]A. Bleasdale No Surrender 66: The only regret I’ve ever had, Father, was that I never got enough dick.
[US]L. Pettiway Workin’ It 167: Honey, I don’t know what attracted me to him. I guess I was hot in the ass and wanted some dick.
[US]J. Díaz This Is How You Lose Her 20: At least Rupert gives me some Grade A dick.
[UK]T. Thorne (ed.) ‘Drill Slang Glossary’ at Forensic Linguistic Databank 🌐 Dick - heterosexual intercourse.

9. (US teen) an unattractive man, esp. one who has an overly high self-image.

[UK]C. Stead Cotters’ England (1980) 11: You see? A dick [...] He’s all patches, a makeshift. I said, Now what act is that? And trying to get intimate with the maid.
[US]D. Waters Heathers [film script] KK: What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio? RA: Answer him, dick.

10. a fool, an idiot, any offensive individual, usu. male.

[US]K. Kolb Getting Straight 83: He looked the type. A dick, all right.
[Ire]R. Doyle Commitments 85: James Brown, yeh dick.
[US]D. Gaines Teenage Wasteland 93: Cops are dicks.
[UK]N. Griffiths Grits 293: Yer look like a right dick.
[Aus]Bug (Aus.) May 🌐 As long as Bunny did not give himself away as a total dick by speaking [etc.].
[Aus]L. Redhead Cherry Pie [ebook] ‘Damn you, Chloe, you’ve fucked up my undercover operation, made a dick of yourself and pissed off somebody’s wife’.
[US]C. Hiaasen Star Island (2011) 47: ‘Don’t be such a dick,’ Cherry told him.
[Aus]L. Redhead Thrill City [ebook] ‘Like Rod Thurlow?’ ‘That dick? The trouble with those alpha types is they’re like that all the time’.
[US]T. Dorsey Riptide Ultra-Glide 128: That dick has wounded the dad’s image in their eyes.
[Scot]V. McDermid Insidious Intent (2018) 209: ‘I mean, I know he’s a dick, but to kill her?’.
[US]N. Walker Cherry 41: The owner was a dick but not too bad.
P. Temple ‘High Art’ in The Red Hand 43: ‘You wouldn’t want to picka fight with him [...] four young dicks made that mistake’.
[Scot]G. Armstrong Young Team 13: ‘Or yir gittin shot wae this fuckin firework, ya eld dick’.
[US]D. Winslow ‘Crime 101’ in Broken 60: There’s no sense in being a dick about it.

11. in fig. use, courage, ‘guts’, virility, ambition.

[US]A. Rodriguez Spidertown (1994) 69: I climbed I came I saw I fucken fucked tha’ bitch [i.e. success] up the ass, Pop. Like did wha’chu didnt have the dick to do, Pop.

In derivatives

dickish (adj.)

stupid.

[US]J. Stahl Happy Mutant Baby Pills 112: ‘So,’ I said, feeling dickish without doing anything to stop it, ‘is there somebody who makes money out of kids with defects and learning disorders?’.
dickless (adj.)

see separate entry.

dick-swinging (adj.)

macho, aggressively masculine.

[US]S.A. Crosby Razorblade Tears 165: It wasn’t even business. Just some personal dick-swinging bullshit.

In compounds

dick-bitch (n.) [bitch n.1 (1a)]

(US black) an over-emotional man, esp. as regards women.

[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 dick-bitch Definition: a guy that causes drama; especially over a female Example: Fine Honey: Goddamn! That fukker won’t leave me alone about my business... he actin like a dick-bitch.
dick-breath (n.)

(US, also cock-breath, cunt-breath) an unpleasant person; the usu. implication is of a man-to-man fellator.

[US]E. Bunker No Beast So Fierce 8: Look, dick breath motherfucker. Get off my mama’s back.
[US]J. Ellroy Silent Terror 141: ‘You got a statement to make, Plunkey?’ I sneered à la Bogart. ‘You suck cock, dick breath?’.
[US](con. c.1970) G. Hasford Phantom Blooper 197: Put that letter down, dick breath, or you will be wearing a stump sock on your neck.
[US]R. Marcinko Rogue Warrior (1993) 29: Fuck you all very much, you merry murdering cockbreath shit-for-brains ass-holes. [Ibid.] 266: Leave those cocksucking, cunt-breath, pus-nuts [...] pencil-pushing Pentagon assholes to me. [Ibid.] 337: Okay, cockbreaths, we’ve gotten our act together.
[UK]J. Mowry Six Out Seven (1994) 343: Shove that stick up your ass an try a few revolutions, dick-breath!
[Aus]P. Temple Bad Debts (2012) [ebook] ‘Answer me, cockbreath.’ Those were his words. I felt scared.
[US]J. Stahl Plainclothes Naked (2002) 283: Keep your money, cock-breath. It’s probably diseased anyway.
Big Ben Kennedy.com Journal 24 Jul. 🌐 ‘Can I not cuss for 3 hours?’ I should be able to, but just in case let me get it out of my system now... Shit, Fuck, Bitch, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, [...] Dick Breath.
[US]D.R. Pollock ‘Giganthomachy’ in Knockemstiff 66: ‘Dickweed,’ Lucy called out to me [...] ‘Cock breath,’ she yipped.
[US] M. McBride Frank Sinatra in a Blender [ebook] He asked me if I had a problem. ‘Of course I have a problem, cockbreath!’.
[US]S.M. Jones Lives Laid Away [ebook] ‘Fuck you, dick-breath!’.
dick-chewer (n.)

(US) a fellator.

[US]P. Hamill Flesh and Blood (1978) 26: ‘You mean he’s the boss fag?’ ‘You got it [...] Head dick-chewer.’.
dick curd (n.)

(US black) one who enjoys storing up rivalry between others.

[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 dick curd Definition: a person who finds pleasure in dicking another person over usually two males Example: You motha fuckin dick curd I ought to beat your ass black and blue for fuckin wit my lady.
dick daks (n.) (also dick sticks, ...stickers, ...togs, dikdaks, D.T.s) [daks n.]

(Aus.) tight short male bathing trunks.

[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 I heard ‘DTs’ around Brisbane and near north and south coasts in the 80's, but the more colorful term was "Dick Daks".
[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 [Hunter Valley informant] Have heard of the D.T's to be called dick sticks, lollie bags, sluggos.
[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 ‘I’m from Newcastle and have used the terms Sluggos, dickstickers, budgie-smugglers and banana-hammock’.
[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 dikdaks. the speedos worn by males.
[Aus]J. Miller Lingo Dict. 77: dick bathers or dick stickers men’s Speedos or swimming briefs. Also dick-daks, dick pointers, dick togs or dick pokers.
[Aus]B. Moore ‘Aus. Sl.’ paper presented to Leicester U. Slang Workshop, Sept. 2012 n.p.: The speedo variety [of trunks] developed an extraordinary number of risqué or simply curious synonyms: [...] dick daks (daks is an Australian term for ‘trousers’), dick pointers (sometimes abbreviated to DPs), dick pokers, dick stickers, dick togs (sometimes abbreviated to DTs).
dick-do (n.)

(US) a large, drooping stomach.

[US]‘Randy Everhard’ Tattoo of a Naked Lady 69: Double chins jiggling and one helluva dick-do. [...] That’s when your belly hangs lower than your dick do.
dick-eating (adj.)

(US) a general insult, lit. ‘fellating’; thus as n. dick-eater.

[US]F. Hilaire Thanatos 155: A queer, a dick-eater, a scummy pervert.
[US]L. Bing Do or Die (1992) 177: You think you so down, you dick-eatin’ little homo.
dickface (n.) (also dick features) [-features sfx]

(orig. US campus) a general term of derision.

[US] oral testimony in Lighter HDAS I.
[US]S. King Christine 171: How did you like that, dickface?
[Can]Totally True Diaries of an Eighties Roller Queen 🌐 17 Nov. Bill and I were kissing in the corridor and an old fashioned dick face teacher came by and told us if he caught us again he’d call our parents. Asshole.
[US]C. Hiaasen Lucky You 31: Then where’s our ticket, dickface?
[US]College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Dickface (noun) A jerk. (Usually referring to a male.).
[Ire]P. Howard PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 236: All the way there Dick Features is crapping on about how him and Hennessy [etc.].
[US]C. Hiaasen Squeeze Me 60: ‘What’s your problem, dickface?’’.
dick-fingered (adj.)

(US) maladroit.

[US]K. Weaver Texas Crude 108: Dick-fingered, Maladroit. ‘He’s so dick-fingered he can’t pick his nose without puttin’ his eye out.’.
dick-fuck (n.)

(Aus.) a general term of abuse.

[Aus]L. Davies Candy 137: What do I do all day? Listen to this, dickfuck.
dick game (n.) [game n. (13)]

(US black) sexual ability and technique.

[US]‘Dutch’ ? (Pronounced Que) [ebook] She wanted him to know the pussy was his when he wanted it. He already knew that because his dick game was crazy.
dickhead

see separate entries.

dick-hound (n.) [-hound sfx]

1. (US black) a promiscuous woman.

[US]C. Major Juba to Jive 135: Dickhound n. (1980s) a woman who has many sexual partners; a slut.
RogReviews.com 🌐 If the two position fuck feels a little rushed, it is only so he can go back to doggy to fuck this Dutch dickhound in her hot little asshole.

2. (US gay) a promiscuous male homosexual.

JohnsBooks.com 🌐 NEW YORK CITY – One day in the life of a dickhound. Scene: a very cruisey tearoom, a good reason to visit Manhattan.
Fratbear ‘Fratbears Pt 1’ at fratbear.tripod.com 🌐 Sloan also made no secret of the fact that he was a true dickhound. He loved sucking, fucking... hell, he just loved men.
dicklick/licker

see separate entries.

dick mac (n.) [SE mac(intosh)]

(UK black) a condom.

[UK](con. 1979–80) A. Wheatle Brixton Rock (2004) 143: Some man fling their dick macs in der after they just done use it.
[UK]A. Wheatle Dirty South 91: Get some protection [...] the normal dick macs.
dick move (n.)

(US) a thoughtless, cruel action.

[US]Chicago Trib. ‘The Onion’ 1 Nov. TAB-5/2: Abnormally growing cells consistently make the ‘complete dick move’ of producing false-positive signals. Cancer cell mutate into even cockier pissants .
[US]Eble UNC-CH Campus Sl. Spring 2014 4: DICK MOVE — a callous action: X: ‘You asked her out knowing that I’ve liked her for the past two months?’ Y: ‘Sorry, man. That was a dick move. She said no if that makes you feel any better.’.
[UK]Guardian 20 July 🌐 [S]imply suspending parliament – which would have been a dictator’s move as well as a dick move.
dick-muncher (n.)

(US) a derog. term of abuse, lit. fellator.

www.deviantart.com 17 Aug. 🌐 And you say I am insane your the fucking stupid one you little dick! I hope you BURN burn. In the fires of hell you fucking dick muncher!
Urban Dict. 1 June 🌐 dick muncher [...] b) a derogatory term used mostly on guys when they are acting strange, annoying, assholes, etc.
[US]T. Robinson Hard Bounce [ebook] Junior sneezed hard into his hand. It sounded quite a lot like ‘dickmuncher,’ but I could have been wrong.
dick-nailer (n.) [nail v. (14)]

(US) something outstanding, exceptional of its type.

[US]F.B. Lloyd in Hudson Humor of the Old Deep South (1936) 197: I made a stavin, stirrin speech. It must of been a ring-tail dick nailer, for the crowd was all with me at the finish.
dicknose (n.)

(orig. US) a general term of derision.

[US]L. Bangs in Psychotic Reactions (1988) 196: Which makes him more human than the rest of those MOR dicknoses.
[Aus]Tracks (Aus.) Aug. 5: And this dicknose gives advice to all ‘great guys’ out there to select your ‘scrubber’, or ‘bushie’ before you start coming out of your pretentious shell and acting like a typical macho-yob-aussie [Moore 1993].
[US]D. Jenkins Rude Behavior 70: ‘Somewhere in the middle of all this, I’ll find myself smiling at a dicknose in the health department’.
dick peddler (n.) (also prick peddler) [prick n. (1)]

a male prostitute who takes only active roles with his clients.

[US]G. Legman ‘Lang. of Homosexuality’ Appendix VII in Henry Sex Variants.
[US]Guild Dict. Homosexual Terms 11: dick peddler (n.): A male prostitute with homosexual clients. [Ibid.] 37: prick peddler (n.): The male prostitute.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 111: a male prostitute [...] dick peddler [...] prick peddler.
[US]K. Vacha Quiet Fire 74: The little male prostitute, prick peddler, if you say ‘Hmmm, you’re not what I’m looking for, fella, I like the fems, the ladies,’ they quickly find that maybe they could do that.
dick-pointers (n.)

(Aus.) a ‘speedo’ type of male bathing costume.

[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 dick-pointers speedo style bathers.
dick sack (n.) (US)

1. a contraceptive sheath.

[US]F.X. Toole Rope Burns 211: Fuck wit Air Jordan you find you ass scatter around town like used dick sacks on Saturday night.

2. the scrotum.

Aaron Show Must Go On 🌐 Aaron tried to imagine a scientist rolling a dog on its back and powdering its balls and dick sack.
Speed Bump Mannequin 🌐 She’d bashed my dick sack but good! Karen pulled my underwear down before I could think about it any further. ‘Geez, they’re kinda reddish purple. Is that the normal color a man’s things are?’.
dickshaft (n.)

a general derog. description.

[UK]A. O’Hagan Our Fathers 8: Total wanker. Dickshaft. A right good kicking he’s needing.
dick shit (n.)

1. (orig. US) absolutely nothing; always used with a qualifying negative v., e.g. you don’t know dick shit about... etc.

[US] in Maledicta VIII 236: Without a good set of choppers, you can’t do dick-shit in this town.

2. (US) derog. term of contempt.

[US]T. Robinson ‘Dirty Laundry’ in Dirty Words [ebook] ‘Man, I wish I had that dickshit’s money’.
dick-shriveler (n.)

(US) an unpleasant person.

[US]P. Dexter God’s Pocket 251: There were as many dick shrivelers that wanted to ban nuclear sites and love the brother as there were that wanted to bomb Russia.
dick-skinners (n.)

(US) hands.

[US](con. 1968) D.A. Dye Citadel (1989) 90: This particular piece of shit is worth about a thousand bucks. Or it was before you got your dick-skinners on it.
[US]D.R. Pollock ‘Real Life’ in Knockemstiff 4: Hard to tell where he’s had those dick skinners.
[US]N. Walker Cherry 59: Our hands were dick skinners. Our mouths were cock holsters. Our enemy was Haji. Our friends were battle buddies.
dicksplash (n.)

a semen stain; thus, an incompetent, unpleasant, unpopular person.

OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 dicksplash adj. Person of diminished intelligence or capability. e.g.applied to a person who performs an act incorrectly.
dickstain (n.)

(US) general term of abuse.

[US]F. Bill ‘Hill Clan Cross’ in Crimes in Southern Indiana [ebook] ‘You two dick stains didn’t even check to see if they’s packin’ heat’.
dicksucker/sucking

see separate entries.

dick-swinging (n.)

(US) boasting, macho display.

[US]S.A. Crosby Blacktop Wasteland 2: Under the sound of the boasting and dick swinging, Beau heard an unmistakable ticking.
dicktard (n.)

general term of abuse.

[US]T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] ‘Whaddaya mean, what did he say? About you?’ ‘No, about Kiss, dicktard’.
dicktease/teaser

see separate entries.

dick thang (n.) [joc. pron. of SE thing; lit. ‘a penis thing’]

(US campus) something characteristically associated with men.

Spike Lee Mo’ Better Blues [film script] It’s a dick thang . . . a dick thang.
Afrikan Students Union (Ohio University) 20 Aug. 🌐 I believe it was Bell Hooks who said: ‘If the reclamation of the Black Race gets translated into a dick thang, then we’re in trouble.’.
dick thing (n.)

(US campus) something that concerns men and/or masculinity.

[US]Eble Campus Sl. Fall.
[US]Eble Sl. and Sociability 51: Dick, on the other hand, retains clear association with maleness in the expression dick thing, which means ‘characteristically associated with males’.
dickwad (n.) [-wad sfx/wad n.3 ; lit. an ejaculation] (orig. US campus)

1. a fool, an idiot, an unpleasant person.

[US] P. Munro Sl. U.
[US]Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 dickwad (adjective) someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole.‘Eat me, you fucking dickwad.’.
[US](con. 1998–2000) J. Lerner You Got Nothing Coming 7: There’s no mistake, dickwad. You were arrested on Murder One with a deadly weapon. That’s a capital crime in this state.
[US]Mad mag. May 45: Somehow convincing the world that your nickname should be ‘The Donald’ instead of more appropriate monikers like ‘The Dickwad’ [or] ‘The Deadbeat’.
[Aus]L. Redhead Cherry Pie [ebook] ‘This smarmy little dickwad, Nolan, thinks Andi’s pissed off’.
[US]D. Winslow The Force [ebook] ‘Maybe you have me confused with one of your usual Southern District, prep school Ivy League dickwads’.

2. attrib. use of sense 1.

[US]J. Stahl Plainclothes Naked (2002) 140: Nothing enraged an abusee like having some male cop buddy up to her dickwad boyfriend or husband.
dickweasel (n.)

a general derog. description.

[UK]in Guardian 30 June 🌐 I don't know who coined it, but I saw Gove referred to as ‘dickweasel’. Rather appropriate, don’t you think?
dickweed (n.) (US)

1. a fool; also attrib.

[US] P. Munro Sl. U.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Oct. 2: dickweed – socially inept person, loser.
[US]Mad mag. Apr. 13: Of course, give her a hand, dickweed!
[US]Da Bomb Summer Supplement 5: Dickweed (n.) A jerk.
[US]S. King Dreamcatcher 152: Come on, you dickweed.
[US]M.C. Funk ‘You Never Can Tell’ in Pulp Ink [ebook] He was the man with a plan [...] Not his dickweed son.
[US]T. Robinson Rough Trade [ebook] ‘The guy is a serious dickweed’.

2. (also dick wheat) the pubic hair.

[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: dick wheat US n. Male pubic hair. Also dick weed.
dick-whupped (adj.) (also d-whupped)

(US black) of a woman, so besotted with her lover that she allows herself to be exploited and generally treated badly.

[US]G. Smitherman Black Talk.
dickwipe (n.)

(US) a general term of abuse.

[US]M. Myers et al. Wayne’s World [film script] Wayne: My take on it? I would have to say a dickwipe says what.
[US]T. Dorsey Triggerfish Twist (2002) 287: Wait till I get my hands on the little dick-wipe!
dickwit (n.) (also dick-knob)

(Aus. teen) a general insult.

[Aus]G. Seal Lingo 104: Generalised insults included dick-wipe/knob/head/wit, doodle-head/brain.

In phrases

all ribs and dick like a robber’s dog (Aus.)

1. very thin.

[[UK]R.S. Surtees Jorrocks Jaunts (1874) 104: The man next him, all teeth and hair, like a rat-catcher’s dog, is an Honourable by birth].
Cockforum.com 🌐 My mates call me ‘allRibsandDick’ cause I’m just that – there’ s only thing on me that gets FAT!
G. Forbes Rock and Roll Mountains [ebook] Dressed in black [...] and whippet-thin, he looked like a gypsy’s dog, all ribs and dick .
[Aus]G. Disher Peace 7: The kelpie halted, skin and bone, ribs and prick.

2. in fig. use, nothing.

‘Net Lingo’ www.netlingo.com 🌐 We’ve got ribs ’n’ dick and we’re supposed to find 20K for memory upgrades.
buy the dick (v.)

(US) to get into trouble; to die.

[US]E.E. Landy Underground Dict. (1972) 43: buy the dick v. 1. Get into trouble; get hurt. 2. Die — eg. He bought the dick through an overdose.
caught holding one’s dick (also ...with one’s dick in one’s hand)

(US) to be caught in an embarrassing or generally disadvantageous situation.

Karma Technologies KarmaBanque 🌐 ‘Rumsfeld caught holding his dick’ As we see here, defense secretary Rumsfeld was allegedly overseeing chemical arms dealing in Iraq back in ’83.
[US]J.A. Juarez Brotherhood of Corruption 132: ‘We don’t wanna be waiting at the door with our dicks in our hands, junior’.
Generation Nihilism 25 Jan. 🌐 I don’t know if she still has the boyfriend or not and I don’t want to get caught holding my dick again.
dick in the ass (n.)

(US) something extremely unpleasant, the image is of sodomy.

[US]T. Robinson Hard Bounce [ebook] ‘Ain’t that a dick in the ass.’ ‘Yeah’.
dickride (v.)

(US black) to toady to, to praise excessively.

Urban Dict. 16 May 🌐 Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Young M.A. ‘Eat’ 🎵 You know haters gon’ dickride they gon’ still suck you.
dip one’s dick (v.)

(of a man) to have sexual intercourse.

[US]J. Wambaugh Glitter Dome (1982) 260: Dipped your dick in a few stray dishes, eh, Al?
eat a dick

(US black teen) a general phr. of dislike or dismissal.

[US] Dr Dre ‘Fuck Wit Dre Day’ 🎵 Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick / Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick.
[US]Source Oct. 95: The underground can eat you alive, but they can eat my dick.
[US]UGK ‘Quit Hatin’ The South’ 🎵 But all you bitch ass niggaz talkin down in ya records, you can eat a dick!
[US]N. Walker Cherry 87: ‘What did you say?’ ‘Eat a fucking dick’.
get one’s dick wet (v.)

1. (US) of a man, to have sexual intercourse.

[US]K. Powers Yellow Birds 61: I remembered a cav scout in Al Tafar writing down the address for me [...] ‘Best fucking place in history to get your dick wet. Fucking crucial’.
[US]D. Winslow The Force [ebook] ‘What’s he doing there?’ [...] ‘Gettin’ his dick wet’.

2. (US) to lose a fig. virginity, to make some form of committment, to act after procrastinating.

[US]D. Winslow Border [ebook] ‘You gotta get your dick wet, Ric [...] You gotta fuck the Skinny Lady [...] Don’t worry, I’ll help you pop your cherry’.
give some dick (v.)

to accede to sexual advances.

[US]H. Rhodes Chosen Few (1966) 85: You are gonna persuade him to take Tan back to town and if you hafta give up some dick to do it, GIVE IT up! You can wash it off later.
go big dick with (v.)

(US black) to challenge aggressively.

[US]Burns & Price ‘Home Rooms’ Wire ser. 4 ep. 3 [TV script] He want to go big dick with me, I’ll show him one he can’t handle.
boxingscene.com 13 Sept. 🌐 Commissioner Jon Lewis attempted to go big dick with the the various sanctioning bodies involved.
youtube 21 Aug. 🌐 In 2002 he said he wanted to ‘unleash the forces of freedom’, well here you go Big Dick with ISIS!
grab one’s dick (v.) (also grab one’s balls)

(US black) to boast, to brag.

[US]N. George ‘Kool Moe Dee & L.L. Cool J’ in Buppies, B-Boys, Baps and Bohos (1994) 87: Several Mambazo songs celebrate the group’s badness [...] in other words they were grabbing their dicks.
[UK]Indep. Rev. 20 Apr. 7: It’s much easier to be a hip-hop boy and grab your balls and be cool than to show your feelings.
have a woman on one’s dick (v.)

(US) of a man, to be sexually successful.

[US](con. 1985–90) P. Bourjois In Search of Respect 97: phillipe: [You are] the head man on the block with so many girlfriends. primo: I might have women on my dick right now, but I would be much cooler if I was working legal.
A. McClaran Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself 66: But if I’m Jesus, if I’m famous and have millions of women on my dick, why should I be concerned about how many imaginary friends you have?
have one’s dick in the dirt (v.)

(US) to be in serious trouble.

[US]UGK ‘That’s Why I Carry’ 🎵 I got ready to pull the mack out / [...] / Unloaded the pistol now dirt is now what his dick’s in.
[US]F.X. Toole Rope Burns 109: If it was your hamstring, your dick is already in the dirt.
keep one’s dick in one’s pants (v.) (also keep it in one’s pants)

to act calmly, in sexual contexts or otherwise; often as imper. keep your dick in your pants!

[US]G.V. Higgins Rat on Fire (1982) 27: You can just keep your dick in your pants until we get these guys set up for you to fuck them.
[US]T. Dorsey Florida Roadkill 238: Keep it in your pants [...] We’re not caught yet.
[Aus]S. Maloney Big Ask 223: Put it back in your pants, Murray [...] Or I’ll have you arrested.
K. Curtis Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy 90: If you want to be successful in maintaining a lasting relationship with professional prostitutes keep your dick in your pants until you have been properly chosen.
T. Hickman Unexpected Interruptions 253: Don’t blame me because you couldn’t keep your dick in your pants!
knock someone’s dick in the dirt (v.) (also put someone’s dick in the dirt)(US)

1. to knock down; to kill; also fig.

[US]D. Jenkins Semi-Tough 50: ‘Don’t that mother [i.e. a sentimental song] knock your dicks in the dirt?’ Elroy asked.
B. Bradlee Ambush Murders 121: Hey, I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt if you fuck up.
E. Brown Taste of Power 125: We’ll put his dick in the dirt, Bunchy.
H, Miller Admiral’s Son 27: You kiss me and I’ll knock your dick in the dirt, y’hear?
A. Abramowitz Thank You, Goodnight 303: If you ever pull that shit with me again, I will knock your dick in the dirt!'.

2. (US gay) to share good marijuana with a friend.

[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 122: knock somebody’s dick In the dirt to supply a friend with excellent marijuana; to share a joint with a buddy; to turn somebody on to some fine shit.

3. to astound.

L. Gonzales Jambeaux 46: He read it over to make sure he was really seeing it correctly. ‘Listen up, here, you shitbirds, this’ll knock your dick in the dirt.’ And Page read them the schedule .
R. Garmon Man Who Just Didn’t Care 96: Everybody knew that Cookin’ could make a dinner that would knock your dick in the dirt.
P. Morton Track of the Dragon 34: This here’s ‘Mekong’ whiskey, an’ if it don’t knock yer dick in the dirt, ain’ nothin’ ever will.

4. to defeat, to punish.

T. O’Neill Game Behind the Game 158: The one thing that counted in pro football: a passion for ‘knocking somebody's dick in the dirt’.
[US]F.X. Toole Rope Burns 61: No matter how tough you are, my friend, those cocksuckers will knock your dick in the dirt.
M. Connelly Lincoln Lawyer n.p.: I want to know everything there is to know about the guy so I can put his dick in the dirt.
K. Weston Wes Daddy Mack Hour 256: I’m trying to kick your dick in the dirt. Having you feeling so low that you’re having second thoughts.

5. to render (temporarily) impotent.

T. Mulholland Shack 107: A friend of my once said that some antidepressants put his ‘dick in the dirt’.
knock the dick off (v.) (also knock the cock off )

to defeat comprehensively, to beat up.

[US]D. Jenkins Semi-Tough 236: The thing I’ve been talking about all week, which is knock the dicks off the dog-ass Jets.
[US]D. Jenkins Semi-Tough 43: ‘You’re going to get your cock knocked off Sunday but you’re a good looking son of a bitch,’ he said.
led by (the head of) one’s dick

(orig. US black) of a man, blinded by sexual desire.

Aldworth & Gordin Infernal Tower 71: There was a feeling that [...] she had been promoted beyond her level, was carrying too much clout — and that Aldworth was being led by his dick, which wasn’t good for Barclays.
Sin Dee blog 30 Nov. at Blogspot.com 🌐 I know that when he is an ass its because HE IS AN ASS not because hes a boy that is led by his dick so much that his brain has melted.
C. Lake Calm Before Storm 177: I thought you were cleverer than this but I guess when it comes down to it you're just like any other male of the species, led by his dick .
on someone’s dick (US black)

1. keen on, supporting.

[US]Run-DMC ‘Peter Piper’ 🎵 Jack B. (Nimble) was (nimble) and he was (quick) / But Jam (Master) cut (faster), Jacks on Jay’s dick.
[US]UGK ‘Feds in Town’ 🎵 I just got had a call from a bitch at the PA P.D. that’s on my dick.
[UK]Dizzee Rascal ‘Seems 2 Be’ 🎵 To be honest I am completely on his dick.

2. oppressing, nagging, harassing; thus opposite off someone’s dick.

[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 skeeza Definition: sleezy slut. Example: This skeeza be on my dick but I’m not havin it.
[US]‘Touré’ Portable Promised Land (ms.) 159: We Words (My Favorite Things) [...] Get off my dick. Talkin out your neck. Talkin all that jazz.
[US]R. Cea No Lights, No Sirens 167: ‘[T]hey must’ve thought he was papering us or think we been on his dick to get padded’.
[US]UGK ‘Life Is 2009’ 🎵 I ain’t got nuttin for you, can’t loan you shit / Don’t you hate when broke niggaz be on yo’ dick?
67 ‘Live Corn’ 🎵 Niggas screaming ‘674 stabbed this, and 674 corned that’ / I’m like ‘bitch niggas get off our dick’.
on the dick

(US black) of a woman, to be ready for sexual activity.

[US]Dr Dre ‘Ackrite’ 🎵 Plus, they on the dick cause the Caddy’s plush.
pull one’s dick (v.) (Aus./US)

1. lit. to masturbate; thus dick-pulling n., masturbation; also in fig. use, to talk nonsense; in tr. sense, to tease, to deceive.

[Aus](con. 1945–6) P. Doyle Devil’s Jump (2008) 13: The Joint Committee on dick pulling or whatever it was called.
J. Harding One Big Damn Puzzler 51: ‘Come on out, I know you’re pulling your dick off in there!’ screamed Sandy.

2. to waste time, to act pointlessly.

[UK]L.L. Harris Delicious 67: If it wasn’t for me you would be pulling your dick down on Wall Street somewhere.
pull someone’s dick (v.) (Aus./US)

to tease, to deceive.

[Aus]Tracks (Aus.) Dec. n.p.: What Bob Rawke surf team member could afford it. Some have trouble forking out the standard $375 clear shooter, fuck it, leave it in the good old US of Arseholes, the wanker must have been pulling his dick [Moore 1993].
R. Kaveney Teen Dreams 76: ‘Why are you pulling my dick?’ she asks Veronica.
step on one’s dick (v.) (also step on one’s foreskin, ...prick, step over one’s whang) [prick n. (1)/whang n.1 (4)]

to make a fool of oneself; to blunder badly.

[US]J. Blake letter 21 June in Joint (1972) 21: Well, I tried to hang it up, and with my usual flair, I stepped on my dick.
[US]R. Dougherty Commissioner 44: Two of what our Chief Inspector [...] calls ‘slashing detectives,’ but that some of us calls ‘headline hunters’ have just stepped all over their whangs this morning.
[US]H.S. Thompson Hell’s Angels (1967) 47: ‘Look at this,’ he said, ‘– stepped on his prick again.’.
[US]L. Bruce Essential Lenny Bruce 100: An attorney [...] who would’ve stepped on his dick the whole time.
[US]E. Shepard Doom Pussy 215: Man, we really stepped on our foreskins this time.
[US](con. 1969–70) D. Bodey F.N.G. (1988) 117: Somebody stepped on his dick in this move. They shoulda got us here a lot earlier yesterday.
[US](con. c.1970) G. Hasford Phantom Blooper 15: A few weeks ago you were the hot-rod king of some hillbilly high school, stumbling around in front of all the girls and stepping on your dick.
[US]K. Anderson Night Dogs 368: ‘Try not to step on your dick anymore’.
[US](con. 1964–8) J. Ellroy Cold Six Thousand 88: The Arden move was très dumb. Ward tripped on his dick — at a très bad time.
[US]Simon & Burns ‘Hard Cases’ Wire ser. 2 ep. 4 [TV script] If this case doesn’t fall, we’re all going to be stepping on our dicks trying to explain what happened.
[US]R. Price Lush Life 272: He’d just stepped on his dick big-time .
strictly dickly (adj.)

1. (US) of a woman, wholly heterosexual.

A. Sinclair I Left My Back Door Open 49: ‘Well, for the record, I’m strictly dickly,’ Tyeesha informed me.
C. Woodard-Lynk Between Secrets 8: ‘I think she likes you girl!’ I said jokingly. ‘HA! Whatever! I’m strictly dickly and I don't eat fur burgers!’ .
S. Halima Azucar Moreno 72: She’s strictly dickly like us. Hell, quiet as she tries to keep it, she's gets more dick than we do.
S.R. Mazzarella Girl Wide Web 2.0 56: Several of the heterosexual girls provided their own descriptions of their sexual orientations, such as "I love dick," "Dick," "I love boys," "Strictly Dickly" [...] In general the girls who identified as ‘strictly dickly’ exhibited homophobic attitudes and adopted this terminology to warn their audience that they are only interested in dating men.
E. Kane Every D-boy’s Dream [ebook] "I was being to think she turned gay on me.’ ‘Strictly dickly, baby. Strictly dickly’.

2. of a gay man or woman, wholly homosexual.

G. Holliday Groove 256: Sitting on my bed with a dozen or more pamphlets spread out around me. When Good Gay Men Go Straight, Curbing Your Cravings for Vagina, How to Stay Strictly Dickly: The Pussy-Free Diet .
K. Sawyer All That Glitters Isn't Gold 348: ‘I must admit, sometimes I wish you were strictly dickly so you could save me from all the evil men in the world.’ ‘So if I were gay, you would date me?’ ‘Absolutely,’ I said.
[US]Salon.com 20 Nov. 🌐 I have never [...] noticed any evidence that these men are anything but what we in the biz call ‘strictly dickly’.
suck dick (v.) (also suck-a-butt)

1. to perform fellatio.

[US]Rufus Perryman ‘The Dirty Dozen’ in Oliver Screening the Blues (1968) 240: Your sister loves to fuck and your brother sucks dick, / He’s a suckin’ motherfucker, cocksucker.
D.W. Elliott Listen to the Silence 143: Hey punk I hear you suck dick, Barney one of the colored Mafia says.
S. Schulman After Delores n.p.: ‘I know you suck dick.’ ‘I do not suck dick. I eat pussy.’ ‘Do you suck ass too, or do you only suck dick?’ ‘You suck dick, I don’t suck dick.’.
[US]R.P. McNamara Times Square Hustler 54: I never sucked a dick.
[US]T. Udo Vatican Bloodbath 9: Your neighbour is the slave boy who gots to suck Roman dick cos his ass is a different colour.
[US](con. 1973) C. Stella Johnny Porno 1476: Looking for broads dopey enough to think it’s glamorous sucking dick on film.

2. (US) to be valueless.

[US]J. Lansdale Leather Maiden 164: ‘Everything else for me sucks the big old donkey dong’.
suck someone’s dick (v.) (also kiss someone’s dick, suck someone’s can)

(orig. US) to flatter, to toady to, to congratulate effusively.

[US]D. Fuchs Low Company 172: Then you’ll want to know me but you can suck my goddammed can all day then.
[US]R. Abrahams Deep Down In The Jungle 47: Sucking dicks ain’t no tricks.
[US] in N. George ‘Rappin’ with Russell’ in Buppies, B-Boys, Baps and Bohos (1994) 58: That guy can only suck my dick when he sees me [...] I’m invaluable to the success of his company.
[US]Tarantino & Avery Pulp Fiction [film script] 134: Let’s not start suckin’ each others dicks quite yet.
[UK]N. Barlay Hooky Gear 147: An I aint even gonna ask you to kiss my dick.
[US]C. Goffard Snitch Jacket 194: You’re better than Jack Daniels himself for giving me balls [...] And that’s the first and last time I suck your dick.
[UK]J. Niven Kill Your Friends (2009) 72: You didn’t have to take anyone out to dinner and suck their dick.
take the hard out of the dick (v.) [lit. to detumesce someone’s erection]

(US black) to take an unfair share (of profits).

[US]C. Himes Blind Man with a Pistol (1971) 156: But the Syndicate took all of the hard out of the dick, and soon Fats was earning more from his sausage than his numbers.
think one has sugar on one’s dick (v.)

(US) to have a high (but unjustifiable) view of one’s own physical attractiveness.

[US]B. Jackson Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 111: You layin’ around here thinkin’ you got sugar on your dick, / why the look on your face makes my pussy sick.

In exclamations

my dick!

(US) an excl. of disdain, disbelief.

[US]R. Kahn Boys of Summer 91: When Leo Durocher, then married to the Mormon actress Laraine Day, shouted at Jackie Robinson, ‘My dick to you,’ Robinson [...] cried, ‘Give it to Laraine. She needs it more than I do’ .
[US]J. Wambaugh Glitter Dome (1982) 15: It’s this Glitter Dome piss you’re drinkin. Irish whiskey, my dick. Wing has it brewed on the shores a Lake Mojave by a gang a bootleggers.