hose n.1
1. (US) the penis, usu. large.
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | Life in Boston & N.Y. (Boston, MA) 28 June n.p.: Does he run his molasses hose as much as he tells about?’. | |
| in Lexical Evidence 59: Adjust the distance according to your hose. | |
| in Limerick (1953) 289: For pretzels he’d pose / With his twisted up hose. | |
| in Limerick (1953) 96: A depraved old Jew from Estretto / Buggered every young man in the ghetto. / He once had his hose in / A musician, composing. | |
| in Graffiti 109: If your hose is short and your pump is weak / You better stand close or you’ll pee on your feet. | |
| Faggots 320: Front porch, gadget, hammer, honker, hose. | |
| Gay (S)language. | |
| Sweet La-La Land (1999) 146: She said his cock was all wore out. He’d been bragging about what a hose he had. | |
| ‘Burning Down the House’ Planet Sex Stories 🌐 By anyone’s standards I’m an incorrigible slut. What can I say, I love to handle hoses and I love to put out fires. | |
| Jimmy Bench-Press 11: Any one of ’em [i.e. girls] can drain your hose like a wet-vac. | |
 | Full Moon Fire 53: The hose lust hadn’t gone anywhere. It had merely [...] centralized itself around one man’s particular hose. |
2. (UK Und.) sexual intercourse.
| Criminal Sl. (rev. edn). | |
| et al. DAUL 102/1: Hose, n. [...] 2. Sexual intercourse. | |
| Prison Sl. 63: Hose Sex with a woman. |
3. (US campus) a boyfriend.
![[Ire]](/static/img/flags/ire.png "Ireland") | Slanguage n.p.: Hose [...] boyfriend. |
In compounds
(US) a sexually promiscuous person.
| Online Sl. Dict. 🌐 hose beast n 1. an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality. Origin: the movie Wayne’s World. (‘Get away from me, you psychotic hose beast!’). | |
| Sin City Refugees 190: Corrine is a conniving hosebeast was carved into the wall off to his right. | |
| Reunion 87: Dave’s sister had volunteered at the library one summer, and the fat old hose beast had been in charge. |
1. (US) fellatio.
| Animal House 97: Get any? Hah? Little hose job? Hah? Hah? | |
| Close Pursuit (1988) 33: Looks like the hooker was doing a hose job on one of the truckers up at the market. | |
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | Lowspeak. | |
| Full Moon Fire 53: Just remember, boyfriend, that I was here back when you thought a ‘hose job’ meant washing down your mama's front porch. |
2. in fig. use of sense 1, speech that is designed to deceive.
| Ultimate Bk Sports Movies 121: This umpire is giving us a hose job. | |
| District of Small Talkers n.p.: This is nothing mopre than the other side givng this poor schlub [...] what we call in my district, a hose job. |
(US) an exceptionally virile man.
| Secret of Fire Five 43: Plummer’s specialty is ginch, not food. ‘One of the department’s finest hosemen,’ his F.D. biography says. |
(US) a sexually promiscuous person, usu. a woman.
| Campus Sl. Apr. | |
| Campus Sl. Oct. 3: hose monger – female with questionable morals. | |
| Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 17: hose monster n. A woman who cannot get enough hosepipes. | |
| ‘A Day In The Life Of...’ 29 Apr. 🌐 We got talking and it didn’t take long for the subject of sex to come up – she was definitely a ‘hose monster’ (one who can’t get enough of the hose) I thought to myself. | |
| Just Beneath My Skin 14: ‘A flicking hose monster,’ she grinned, [...] ‘He wants to take me to Las Vegas.’. |
(US campus) a sexually promiscuous woman.
| Bright Lights, Big City 6: You suddenly realize that he has already slipped out with some rich Hose Queen. | |
| ‘Burning Down the House’ Planet Sex Stories 🌐 When you’re about to cum I want to hear you grunt. Hold back your loads until I say you can cum. We’re gonna wash down this hose queen simultaneously! | |
| Appalachian College Town 343: Do you think it was some drunk-asz [sic] frat boy doing some sorority hose queen or what?”. |
In phrases
(US campus/teen) a very attractive, sexy, hopefully promiscuous young woman.
| et al. Wayne’s World [film script] If I help her out of my feelings of obligation, I may find myself resenting her. Besides, she’s a psycho hose beast. | |
| Hal’s Room 🌐 This is a guest sermon from my friend Laura. As you can see, she is pretty. She is also an exotic dancer, as you will learn. And finally, she is a crazy psycho hose beast I think. | |
| That’s When Love Walks Out 70: Just what I thought . . . she's a psycho hose beast [...] she needs help you know. |
SE in slang uses
In compounds
(US campus) a stupid person.
| Campus Sl. Spring 5: hose-head, hoser – dummy , jerk. | |
| Christine 483: Off my case, hose-head. | |
| Give Me One Wish 237: What do you take me for, your pet hosehead? |