Green’s Dictionary of Slang

toad n.

1. (also toadfish, toadstool) an unpleasant or unattractive person.

[UK]Dekker Honest Whore Pt 1 V ii : Whip me? out you toad.
[UK]Rowlands ‘A Shee-Devill Made Tame by a Smith’ Knave of Clubs 35: Out, filthy beast, I loath thy lookes, / And hate thee like a toad .
[UK]Rowley & Shakespeare Birth of Merlin (1662) III i: Peace you pernicious Rat [...] Away, suffer a gilded rascal, a low-bred despicable creeper, and insulting Toad, to spit poison’d venom in my face!
[UK]Rowley Noble Souldier IV i: You Salsa-Perilla Rascall, Toad-guts, you whorson pockey French Spawne of a bursten-bellyed Spyder.
[UK]T. Shadwell Bury Fair II i: Ounds, this Count will make my damn’d affected Toad so proud, the Devil would not live with her.
[UK]Cibber Refusal 44: Ah! it’s a wheedling Toad!
[UK]N. Hooke Sarah-Ad 24: But now see how the saucy Toad / Requited me for all this Good.
[UK]J. Townley High Life Below Stairs I iii: Out, you black Toad.
[UK]‘Geoffrey Wildgoose’ Spiritual Quixote I Bk iv 231: If it is not one of these Methodists [...] A pack of canting toads!
[UK]Mme D’Arblay Diary and Letters (1904) I 71: Oh, she’s a toad!
[UK]J. Kenney Raising the Wind I ii: The old toad’s got some money I reckon.
[Scot]Scots Mag. 1 Nov. 100/2: Such a wicked, perverse, mischeivous toad was never heard of in that or any other country.
[UK]W. Phillips Lost in London I i: It be that little toad Blinker, as be allays a-worrittin’ an’ a-courtin’ o’ me!
[UK]E.K. Wood Dene Hollow II 114: Do you suppose I shall ask your leave whether I call her names or not? She is a toad. There!
[US]G.W. Cable John March, Southerner 128: ‘Thats the Governor next to him.’ ‘That old toad? Why, he’s a moral hulk; look at his nose!’.
[Aus]Euroa Advertiser (Vic.) 27 May 3s/2: ‘Confound the ugly toad,’ muttered Reggie as he watched the Jew’s ungainly form waddling down the road.
[UK]W.L. George Making of an Englishman III 229: The ugly, leering men were ‘toads.’.
[US]‘Max Brand’ Pleasant Jim 111: You love him, don’t you? you bull-faced toad!
[UK]J. Hanley German Prisoner 8: He had been known as [...] a pimp — a shit-house — a toad — a sucker — a blasted sod.
[UK]Peters & Sklar Stevedore II iii: De nigger wench she know de difference between a man and a puffed-up toad when she sees one.
[US]H.A. Smith Rhubarb 103: Hit the road, toad!
[US]Z.N. Hurston Seraph on the Suwanee (1995) 892: I wouldn’t quit my business to go hunt up that toadfish.
[US]K. Brasselle Cannibals 159: He’s a toadstool. I don’t like him, and don’t trust him.
[US]H. Ellison ‘A Boy & his Dog’ Beast that Shouted Love (1976) 179: Hey, you! Motherfuckin’ toad, move my stuff over the other side.
Dly News-Jrnl (Murfreesboro, TN) 13 Sept. 14/6: She has a homoexual son and a toad of a teenage daughter.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Mar. 10: toad – boring, dull, monotonous: Our drama teacher is a real toad.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Godson 58: ‘[T]his other toad with a head like a soccer ball and a face like a bent smiley button’.
[US]E. Little Another Day in Paradise 98: Now this fucking toad is fucking with me.

2. attrib. use of sense 1.

[NZ]K. Dunn Geek Love 203: You keep your toad yap shut about it.

3. the penis [pun on SE toad in the hole/hole n.1 (1b)].

[UK] ‘Toasts & Sentiments’ Gentleman’s Spicey Songster 48: May a distressed lady never be in want of a toad in the hole.

4. (US) an habitual drug user.

H.B. Darrach Jr. ‘Sticktown Nocturne’ in Baltimore Sun (MD) 12 Aug. A-1/4: We passed half-a-dozen barnacles [...] standing backs to a wall and swaying gently. ‘Toads,’ said Mooney, ‘Hopped up’.

5. (US) a black person.

[[UK]‘Gallery of 140 Comicalities’ Bell’s Life in London 24 June 1/2: ‘Scrub away Jenny! I’ll warrant we get the dirty toad white!’ ‘O, Misse your water so dam hot, you scald poor Sambo!’ ‘Drot your black carcase!’].
[US]J. Webb Fields of Fire (1980) 369: I’da liked to kill them toads.
[US]D. Simon Homicide (1993) 261: He could not [...] respect and care for a black detective, then go dropping words like nigger and toad.
[US](con. 1975–6) E. Little Steel Toes 24: Cut your hearts out, ya chickenshit watermelon-eating toads.

6. (US gay) an unattractive middle-aged gay man.

[US]H. Max Gay (S)language.

7. see toadskin

In compounds

toadfish/toadstool (n.)

see sense 1 above.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

toad-fucker (n.)

a term of derision.

[US]J. Yount Trapper’s Last Shot (1974) 150: That pusselgutted, sweaty, toad fucker you got glommed onto me when my back was turned was a Goddamned hotshot, God Damn it!
toadskin (n.) [play on frogskin n.1 (1)]

1. (US) a $50 bill.

[US]F. St. Clair Six Days in the Metropolis 16: Here’s twenty-five. I got the toad-skin changed at a broker’s.

2. (US) a five-cent stamp.

F.H. Ludlow Little Brother n.p.: ‘Don’t you know what a toadskin is?’ said Billy, drawing a dingy five-cent stamp from his pocket. ‘Here’s one.’ [F&H].

3. a miser, a greedy individual [pvb his purse is made of toadskin, he is a mean, grasping individual] .

[UK]P. MacGill Moleskin Joe 176: Do you like that toad-skin, Tom the Moocher?

4. (US/Aus., also toad) a banknote.

[US]A.H. Lewis ‘Mollie Matches’ Sandburrs 47: An’ d’ toad skin’s a fiver at that!
[US]Bluefield Daily Tel. (WV) 11 Mar. 4/2: In addition [...] the following [names for money] are given: [...] Toadskin.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 26 Nov. 44/1: I looks close, an’ it ain’t no Bank of Eluphants or Victorian S. and B. Bank, but a fair dinkum, jist outer the box, Comminwealth Bank ov Orsetrailiar toad-skin. Fifty quid! I nearly did in me Block.
[US]G. Henderson Keys to Crookdom 421: Toadskin. Paper money.
[US]Irwin Amer. Tramp and Und. Sl. 189: Toadskins.– Paper money.
[US]N. Algren Never Come Morning (1988) 207: Could’ve stayed on, pickin’ up eight ’r ten toads a day, just layin’ around smokin’ her cigarettes.
[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 224/1: Toad-skin. A one-dollar bill.
toad-stabber (n.) [note synon. army jargon cat-stabber]

(US) a large pocketknife or jackknife.

[US]B.L. Bowen ‘Word-List From Western New York’ in DN III:vi 450: toad-stabber, toad-sticker, n. Pocket knife; jack-knife.
[UK]Western Dly Press 26 May 3/4: More harvesting! Have you ever tedded a swath with a ‘toad stabber?’.
[US]W. Smitter F.O.B. Detroit 48: ‘There you are,’ said Russ, snapping the blade open. ‘A regular toad-stabber of a thing.’.
[US](con. 1944) A. Myrer Big War 288: He [...] picked up the sword. ‘Hey, this is yours, Newcombe. Man, what a toad-stabber.’.
[US]E. De Roo Big Rumble 48: You got a good toad stabber?
[US]J. Ellroy Because the Night 237: [A] razor-sharp Arkansas toad stabber.
toad-sticker (n.) (US)

1. a sword.

Calif. Spirit of Times 7 Aug. 1/8: The Judge put his toad sticker atween his teeth, tuk a pistol in won hand, and a slung shot in the other, an sez thru his nose, ‘cum on’ [DA].
[US] ‘Camp Phrases’ in Chicago Trib. 11 Nov. 2: A tent is jocularly termed ‘the canvas,’ a sword is a ‘toad sticker,’ and any of the altered patterns of muskets are known as ‘howitzers.’.
[US]Bartlett Dict. Americanisms (4th edn) 708: Toad-Sticker, a term for a sword, almost universal among our soldiers during the late war.
[UK]Leeds Mercury 1 Nov. 6/2: Yes, that’s where a Spanish devil of a count ran me through with a small sword. Every time I catch a cold it settles in my lungs where the damned garlic-eater’s toad-sticker went through.
‘The Alphabet Poem’ (US Army poem) n.p.: T is the Toad Sticker on an officer’s hip.

2. a large knife; a bayonet.

[US]Criminal Life (NY) 19 Dec. n.p.: The niggah lover was nigh unto being stabbed with a weapon known as [...] ‘Toad Sticker’.
[US]S.E. White Arizona Nights II 223: You can have this old toad-sticker if you want it.
[US]B.L. Bowen ‘Word-List From Western New York’ in DN III:vi 450: toad-stabber, toad-sticker, n. Pocket knife; jack-knife.
[US]J.S. Pennell Hist. of Rome Hanks 293: I must have picked up this old toadsticker.
[US]P. Kendall Dict. Service Sl. n.p.: Bayonet [...] toadsticker.
[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 224/1: Toad-sticker. A knife, especially a long-bladed weapon.
[US]E. De Roo Big Rumble 151: Then he took out the toadsticker he carried.
N. Gaiman Neverwhere (2000) 97: Mister Vandemar might have a little accident with his old toad-sticker.

In phrases

biggest toad in the puddle (n.)

(US) a leader, a chief, the most important person in a situation.

[US]Bartlett Dict. Americanisms 42: Biggest toad in the puddle. A Western expression for a head-man; a leader of a political party, or of a crowd. Not an elegant expression, though sometimes well-applied.
[US]R.H. Thornton Amer. Gloss.