Green’s Dictionary of Slang

cootie n.

also coote, cutey, cutie, kooti, kootie
[? Malayan kutu, a dog tick; HDAS rejects this for lack of any real link]

1. (US) a body louse, a bedbug.

[UK]A.G. Empey Over the Top 20: ‘Cooties,’ or body lice, are the bane of Tommy’s existence. The aristocracy of the trenches very seldom call them ‘cooties,’ they speak of them as fleas.
[US]C. Sherwood diary 3 July 🌐 Got off with permission from Bull to take a bath at Red Cross (or Coody [cootie]) bath house.
[US]E.M. Roberts Flying Fighter 13: There is eternal emnity between kooties and fleas.
[US]L.N. Smith Lingo of No Man’s Lnd 24: COOTE This is a species of lice with extraordinary biting ability.
[US]J.E. Rendinell diary 23 Mar. in One Man’s War (1928) 62: The rest of the boys stay undercover & kill cooties or write home.
[US]H.C. Witwer Smile A Minute 66: There is one thing over here which gives us a great deal more trouble than the Germans, and that is a alien insect which is called a ‘cutey’.
[US]‘Digit’ Confessions of a Twentieth Century Hobo 175: To this day I am in doubt whether that man is more goofie than cootie or more cootie than goofie.
[US] ‘Hinky-Dinky’ in Lomax & Lomax Amer. Ballads and Folk Songs 559: The cootie is the national bug of France, / The cootie’s found all over France.
[US]C. Himes ‘Face in the Moonlight’ in Coll. Stories (1990) 138: Naomi, whose voice you could hear at nights [...] as you lay in lousy, cootie-ridden ‘jungles’.
[US] (ref. to WWI) Wentworth & Flexner DAS 123/1: cutie n. a body louse.
[UK]C. Wood ‘Prisoner and Escort’ in Cockade (1965) I ii: A first class prima nit – a cootie.
[US]B. Hannah Geronimo Rex 153: I am not so namby-pamby as not to mention the cooties.
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 30/1: cootie head louse, from Maori and Polynesian ‘kutu’, louse, and not unlike the Hindi word ‘khuthi’, a scab, used in army slang as ‘cootie’ to refer to body louse, and the Malayan ‘cootie’, a dog tick.
[US]T. Dorsey Florida Roadkill 201: Al Capone lived on one of these islands when he had cooties.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
[US]D.R. Pollock ‘Bactine’ in Knockemstiff 112: She was picking pieces of lint off her frayed sweater, dropping them to the floor like little mashed cooties.

2. (US) a general term of abuse.

[US]N. Putnam West Broadway 39: ‘I hit him because he says motion-picture actors was cooties’.
[US]J. Dixon Free To Love 2: A man leapt out, straight at the figures in the stream of light. ‘Cooties!’ he shouted, almost before his feet touched the pavement. ‘Get the-get!’.
[US]H. Ellison ‘Have Coolth’ in Gentleman Junkie (1961) 129: Watch yourself, Cootie [...] The next mark might tear your head off.

3. (US) a small car.

[US]M.E. Smith Adventures of a Boomer Op. 11: He didn’t have any horn; he didn’t need it on that ‘cootie’ of his.

4. (US juv.) an imaginary germ or ‘bug’.

[US](con. 1950s) H. Junker ‘The Fifties’ in Eisen Age of Rock 2 (1970) 102: When really hard up, he would even overlook her b.o., cooties, flat chest.
[US]Tarantino & Avery Pulp Fiction [film script] 44: You can use my straw. I don’t have kooties.
[US]L. Berney Gutshot Straight [ebook] ‘You better not get your cooties all over my ancient foreskins’.
[US]T. Robinson Hard Bounce [ebook] ‘She’s not my girlfriend,’ I said in a tone more appropriate for denying a cootie infestation.

5. (US) a fig. repellent quality that can be picked up from those one dislikes.

OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 cooties n. Initially introduced as a bug, cooties are some form of horrid affliction that you can get by coming into contact with anyone of the opposite sex, or sometimes same sex, if they’re gross.

6. (US black) in fig. use of sense 1, an inexperienced, naïve young person, keen to improve his or her status.

[US]R. Klein Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.].

In compounds

cootie-coops (n.)

1. (US) bunches of hair worn by (young) women; the mocking nickname suggested that insects might nest in them.

[US]Asbury Park Press (NJ) 17 Mar. 3/4: The girls came to school with their hair smooth over the ears where tiny balloons or cootie coops had blossomed before.
[US]Corvallis Gaz.-Times (OR) 8 Nov. 3/3: The [Sat. Eve. Post] writer, in describing the present way girls have of wearing their hair with puffs covering their ears, calls them ‘cootie coops’. It makes one have a sort of crawly feeling to attend the movies, with these girls sitting all about you.
[US]N. Putnam West Broadway 96: I saw cootie coops and spit curls on the chickens [...] and heard the latest jazz on the drug-store records.
[US]Boston Post (MA) 20 June 16/1: A young girl who works for me would be really pretty if she did not [...] wear those hideous wads of hair over her ears. ‘Why do you do it?’ I asked her. ‘Clepoatra never fascinated Marc Antony with [...] cootie coops’.
[US]Eve. Sun (Baltimore, MD) 14 July 17/7: He Thinks Those ‘Cootie Coops’ Make the Girls Look Like Hottentots.
Buffalo Eve, News 3 Nov. 8/5: When future historians learn that we called these things cootie coops, they won’t feel so inclined to call this the age of chivalry.
G.F. Ferris ‘De Anopluris’ in Scientific Mthly Dec. 551: One may without risk of immediate social ostracism speak of the great wads of hair that girls wear over their ears as ‘cootie coops’.
www.feministe.us 27 Dec. 🌐 Biggest surprise in filmland was a girl in cootie-coop hair and a dress designed to trip over, taking down the bad guys like bowling pins.

2. (US) an untidy, filthy room.

A. Andriola Kerry Drake [synd. cartoon] 10 Apr. Okay, Beagle-Nose! Gimme th’ Key to that Cootie-Coop You Call a Room.
Delta Democrat-Times (Greenville, MS) 21 Feb. 24/2: Some of the places [i.e. party venues] are no more than crusty cootie coops.
cootie garage (n.)

1. (US) a flea-ridden dog.

[US]Sun (NY) 14 Sept. 9/4: Jazz music [...] has always seemed to set him howling with nose pointed skyward, just like the lowliest cootie garage in the canine kingdom.

2. (US) the hair, esp. when styled elaborately (hist. post 1930s).

Highland Vidette (KS) 6 Mar. 3/2: The soldiers have a [...] wholly appropriate name for the hair wads 10-cent store girrls puff out around the ears: theycall them cootie garages.
[US]Bennington Eve. Banner (VT) 4 May 4/4: On heads grew, each side, an ear. [...] When most of their day was devoted to beaux so they couldn’t spare time to wash [...] And had to develop the ‘cootie garage’. Who started the fashion of putting those cootie nests over the girls’ ears anyway?
[US]S. Lewis Babbitt (1974) 270: Hey, leggo, quit crushing me cootie-garage.
[US]Bemidji Dly Pioneer (MN) 9 Sept. 1/2: [headline] Purity Head Federation Deplores ‘Cootie Garages’.
[US]St Louis Post-Dispatch (MO) 17 Sept. 30/1: Mosat of the girls frizzed the inside of the hair over the ears to achieve these high puffs [...] known as ‘cootie garages’.
[US]E. Wilson 20 Mar. [synd. col.] All that is missing is those god-eared cootie garages we had in the last war.
[US]New Yorker 3 Jan. 15: Unlovely puffs we used to call ‘cootie garages’ [W&F].

3. (US) a form of moustache.

[Can]Vancouver Sun (BC) 8 Jan. 6/5: I have been asked by well intentioned people why I wore ‘that thing’ on my lip. Wags of the weaker sort have referred to it as a cootie garage.
[US]Santa Cruz Sentinel (CA) 29 June 10/5: Perhaps you didn’t even recognize him. That famous cootie garage has been removed. The hermit has come from behind his ambush.
Miami Dly News-Record (OK) 19 Nov. 3/4: Van Johnson Will Sport a ‘Cootie’ Garage in Movie [...] Van Johnson will hide behind a handlebar mustache for his role opposite Judy Garland.
cootie heart (n.)

(US) a contemptuous person; also adj. cootie-hearted, despicable.

[US](con. 1918) J. Stevens Mattock 319: Yeah, bawl about it. Snivel and bawl, you cootie-hearted bum! Yeah, old Cootie Heart, that’s you, by Jeezus! You don’t catch ’em on the outside, you hatch ’em inside, and now they’ve just begun to crawl through.
cootie-rack (n.)

(US teen) a comb.

[US]Times (Munster, IN) 19 Jan. 56/1: Slang keeps changing to keep up [...] ‘Cootie rack’ — Comb.

In phrases

drunk as a cootie (adj.)

see separate entry.