Green’s Dictionary of Slang

redolent of semen.

1961		C. Himes Pinktoes (1989) 124: No wonder you’re so cummy [...] Piled up with white men.
1979		J. Rechy Rushes (1981) 11: The rot-tinged scent of ‘poppers’ will hover like cummy incense.

see also under come n.

(Aus./US) a despicable person; good only for sexual release.

1987		Graffito (Columbus, OH) in Murrary & Murrell Lang. Sadomasoch. 59: ‘You need my discipline, you slut slave! Let me grind my shit into you, worthless cumbag!’ .
1993		B. Moore Lex. Cadet Lang. 103/2: ‘She may not be much to look at but she’s a fucking great cum bag’ [ibid] 104/1: ‘Got to go, have a date with my cum bag’.

(orig. gay) ‘The ejaculation or spreading of semen over the body or a part of the body’ Simes (2018).

1974		‘T. King’ Bun Banger 57: Sol began rolling in his drool, taking a cum bath, washing his body in sticky semen [Simes:DLSS].
1997		Threeway Tales (N.J.) Dec. 55/1: The cum bath on his lips and face was really hot [Simes:DLSS].
2000		Capital Q (Sydney) 28 July 30/2: [personal advert] I’m into lots of oral, facials, cum baths etc [Simes:DLSS].
2013		C. Brooks Uninhibited; Unlikely Lovers Bk 2 xix: As much as she wanted a cum bath, he wanted a good dousing with her sauce, which was even better when mixed with his own [Simes:DLSS].

1. (US gay) the prostate.

1992		J. Dagion Meat Rack 131: [Walt] had a secret few knew about that would push his cum button [Simes:DLSS].
1994		Telephone Tales (N.J.) Sept. 87: [They] increased the tempo of their deep-dicking, knowing they were hitting my trigger [...] grinding their knobs against my cum button and driving me over the edge [Simes:DLSS].

2. (US) the clitoris.

2010

C. Mullenax et al. Sick Things 13: I’m walking around with a mean hair-trigger and a come-button hard-on. It’s enough to make a girl sex crazy [Simes:DLSS].

(US gay) the urethra.

1995

Tearoom Tales (N.J.) Nov. 71: Just a couple minutes more in the hot mouth of this talented cocksucker, and my juice bags twitched, forcing my joyjuice up my cum-chute [Simes:DLSS].

an enthusiastic fellatrix.

1999

Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 9: cumchugger n. A bird who enjoys guzzling spadge (qv).

(US) a homosexual male.

1992

Bentley & Corbett Prison Sl. 58: Cum Chum A passive homosexual.

(gay) semen.

1974		‘T. King’ Bun Banger 100: I awoke next morning, cum cream caked my skin, stuck to my hair and eyelids, crudding up my ears [Simes:DLSS].
2011		B. Kehinde Filthy Knowledge 247: I think about you in my mouth, swallowing/ your thick gush of cum cream [Simes:DLSS].
2016		L. Bergam Bad ii: My belly stared to churn, as I had swallowed so much sticky cum cream [Simes:DLSS].

1. a condom with a reservoir for semen; also attrib.

1935		(con. 1920s) in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) II 613: And all the stills in the Cookson Hills / Are made out of cundrum boxes.
1951		Kerouac On the Road (The Orig. Scroll) (2007) 242: The great brown father of waters [...] bearing Montana logs and Dakota muds [...] and every cundrum clear to Three Forks.
1953		L. Uris Battle Cry (1964) 245: I’ll call with my cundrum factory.
1972		B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 53: come-drum [...] a cundum or condom.
1986–7		Maledicta IX 150: The original argot of prostitution includes some words and phrases which have gained wider currency and some which have not […] cum drum (prophylactic with a reservoir for semen).
1988		H. Max Gay (S)language 9: Comedrum — condom.

2. (also cum receptacle) used as an insult.

1973		J. Wambaugh Onion Field 231: Once, a good many years ago, some asshole took my gun off me. [...] Sweet fuckin mother, can you imagine me rollin around on the ground [...] yellin, ’Look out behind you, you little cundrum!’.
2003		(con. 1988) A. Swofford Jarhead 44: ‘I know you cum receptacles have something to tell me. I know you’ve lied to my Marine Corps’.

(US teen) a promiscuous woman or girl; occas. boy.

1997–2000		College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Cum catcher {vulgar, offensive} (noun) Slut; whore; person who swallows large quantities. [...] (primarily used by males). [Ibid.] Cum dumpster {offensive, vulgar} (noun) One who swallows large amounts of semen or one load after another from successive guys.
2003		‘Minor Threats’ Yale Herald 4 Apr. 🌐 MT misses the days when Barnes would talk love around the Herald office... ‘Oh yeah? You won’t feel that way after I sex you both in the ass!’ ‘How about some finger-blasting?’ ‘You cum-dumpster!’.
2012		J. Myers Run the Game 75: My belly stared to churn, as I had swallowed so much sticky cum cream [Simes:DLSS].
2016		Sydney Morn. Herald 21 Oct. 2/2: [T]he teenage boy was bullied by other students and called a ‘cum rag’ and ‘cum-dumpster’ [Simes:DLSS].
2024		C. Stella Joey Piss Pot 35: ‘Carmine’s wife is a looker, even at her age [...] She’s also a cum-dumpster’.

1. a promiscuous man or woman, obsessed with sexual gratification; thus cum freakism to describe their activity.

1968		‘Sl. of Watts’ in Current Sl. III:2 19: Cum freak, n. A girl who is only looking for sex. One who is over-zealous in looking for dates.
1980		E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 149: The labels assigned to sexually active males underscore this supposed sexual voraciousness – stud, rogue, cum freak, flesh hound, cock hound.
1985		O. Hawkins Chili 79: She wasn’t a nymph [...] I think her thing was cum freakism. She just liked to have it spill into her.
1990		R.A. Spears Forbbiden Amer. Eng. 45: ‘What I am looking for is a blond cum freak who earns enough to support us both’ [Simes:DLSS].

2. (US) one who gains sexual satisfaction from the swallowing of semen .

1971		[album title] ‘Hollywood Come Freaks Copping Joints Galore!!’ [Simes:DLSS].
1977		‘J. Dick’ Vlue-Blood Stud 130: Ed was a true cum freak. He loved the taste of it, the smell of it, he loved it rubbed on his body, in his face and in his mouth [Simes:DLSS].
a.1989		Bizarre Lifestyles 1 in Murray & Murrell Lang. Sadomasochism (1989) 58: Petite, 105 lbs., shaved cunt, erect nipples, is a cum freak [...] Swallows cum loads pumped into her. Licks cum from cunts.

1. (US gay) an habitual fellator.

1984		R.N. Boyd Sex behind Bars 22: Homosexual: cocksucker, cum guzzler, faggot, &c [Simes:DLSS].
2000		C. Conte Revelations 37: ‘Hey cum-guzzler! What’s up!’ [Simes:DLSS].
2016		R. Rotten Xalizona 496: ‘I mean, Sarge…queer. He is prolly the last guy in this entire fuckin’ place I woulda figgered for a cum guzzler’ [Simes:DLSS].

2. (US) usu. derog. a fellatrix.

2012

J.L. Buchanan Silenced v: After he finished raping me blood covered his dick he said, ‘Clean my dick you dumb fucking cum guzzler’ [Simes:DLSS].

(US) the meatus urinarius, i.e. the hole in the head of the penis.

1976		‘F. George’ Black in White 143: [I] flicked my tongue into the big cum hole at the end where his creamy loads spurted forth [Simes:DLSS].
1986		‘M. Andrews’ Coming Out 139: The cream seemed to travel up Buddy’s hole, down into his balls and then out of his cum hole as he blasted [Simes:DLSS].
1999		Straight Man Tales (N.J.) Aug. 47/2: He’ll bend down and start chewing on my knob, teasing my cum-hole till I’m begging him to stop [Simes:DLSS].
2010		www.advancedmasturbation 17 May 🌐 I slowly stroke up and down the shaft until the ‘cum hole slit’ in the head opens up and when the cum hole has fully opened, the precum fluid starts seeping out [Simes:DLSS].

(S.Afr. gay/US) a homosexual man who likes semen, whether swallowed during oral sex or ejaculated over his body.

1973		‘J. Coriolan’ Christy Dancing (1984) 148: In more than nine out of ten climaxes, the guy being sucked or doing the fucking pulls out and jacks off his gism. That could be a device to give the come-queans their thrills [Simes:DLSS].
1987		personal ad, restroom Murray & Murrell Lang. Sadomasochism (1989) 58: Cum queen (female) looking for ample supply of milk.
2003		K. Cage Gayle 63/2: cum queen n. 1. man who likes to suck another man’s penis until he ejaculates in his mouth 2. someone who likes to ingest semen orally or have it sprayed over his body.

1. (gay) a cloth or towel used to clean up ejaculated seminal fluid.

1986		W. Leyland Hot Studs 155: I felt like a cum rag; I was a cum rag—piss-soaked and sticky with sperm [Simes:DLSS].
1998		L. Eighner Wank 107: [I] began to wipe iup with the come rag I kept in my desk drawer [Simes:DLSS].
2012		A. Sohn Motherland 13: Gottlieb called out, ‘That’s my cum rag!’ Horrified, Andy dropped the towel and bolted down the hallway to the bathroom to wash his face [Simes:DLSS].

2. as a term of abuse.

1996		M. Dawson Octopus Summer 109: She had given her first hand-job in the in the back of a sixth-grade-field-trip bus. By freshman year, she was known as CR for ‘cum rag’ [Simes:DLSS].
2004		Rachel & Costello Bend, Don’t Shatter 98: Real rock and rollers have ugly teeth and rucked-up hair Everybody hates them at LMN Corporate School of Square Their lockers get banged shut, resounding with ‘Queer’ ‘Slut’ ‘Cumrag’ ‘Cunt’ ‘Prick’ ‘Fuckhead’ ‘Needledick’ &c [Simes:DLSS].

(US) semen.

1994

Lust Lovers (Baltimore) iii:1 53/2: Greg cried out sharply and impaled himself one last time in Jess’ ass, filling her butthole with steaming cumsauce [Simes:DLSS].

1. an orgasm.

1972		‘S. Wentworth’ Whipping a Hang-up 160: The come-shot wasn’t too bad, it eased his lust. But he had had better fucks [Simes:DLSS].
1994		Men’s Rooms & Truckstops (N.Y.) Feb. 60/2: His cum shots shot high into the air, landing on his stomach [Simes:DLSS].
2007		J. Sauers Sex Lives Austral. Teenagers 377: Sexual fantasies: ‘Anal, facial cumshot, having sex in public places’ [Simes:DLSS].
2010		www.advancedmasturbation 4 Aug. 🌐 My cum shots are getting more intense every time I use my pals pubes to jerk off [Simes:DLSS].

2. (orig. US) in pornographic film-making, the moment of ejaculation, invariably performed (for the camera) outside the partner’s body.

1976		‘M. Scott’ Gay Psycho 41: The servant yanked his huge dick out of his master’s torn and bleeding ass just in time for the obligatory come shot [Simes:DLSS].
1990		S. Morgan Homeboy 157: Then, for the cum shot, quickly started working it [i.e. the penis] back out.
1999		Guardian Guide 9–15 Oct. 8: In the era of the internet, when Charlie Sheen, Hugh Grant and George Michael were busted, ’twas the cum shot heard around the world in 80 seconds.
2007		W. Ellis Crooked Little Vein 27: Anal sex was edgy [...] time was, cum shots were edgy.
2012		J. Fagan Panopticon (2013) 44: He’s used a porno mag tae make his wraps. I’ve got a bit of some guy’s knob on mine, mid-cum-shot, gross.

(US gay) the meatus urinarius of the penis.

1974		‘A. Richter’ Sucker for Seafood 59: [T]he cockhead was turning deep purple and more drops of pre-cum were leaking from the cum slit [Simes:DLSS].
1996		White Collar Tales (N.J.) June 26/2: His tongue flicked across my cum-slit [Simes:DLSS].

(gay) the meatus urinarius of the penis.

1997

Locker Room Tales (N.J.) Aug. 128: I came off Sam’s spewing cumspout and aimed his dick at Joe’s mouth, giving him the next blast.

1. (US) a lit. semen stain, usu. on a garment or item of bedding.

1971		D. Altman Homosexual 10: [...] in furtive search for instant sex, making it in small, dark cubicles on low, hard, come-stained beds [Simes:DLSS].
1972		‘R. Cummings’ S.U.C.K. 84: [I]n the morning the sheet is criss-crossed with dried cum stains [Simes:DLSS].
1983		S. King Christine 209: Maybe you were hunting for [...] girlie books. Or maybe come-stains on the sheets.
1996		Beckford & Dax D.O.C. Lust Letters 16 Mar. 26: [A] pair of white briefs that were well decorated with piss and cum stains [Simes:DLSS].
2001		S. King Dreamcatcher 498: There’s a come-stain in this one.
2010		K. Richards Life 56: A powder blue suit with cum stains down the leg.
2015		S. Caine N.Y. Nights xv: Stacy Holland jumping up and down and showing Valarie the come stain on her dress [Simes:DLSS].

2. as an insult.

1997–2002		Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 come stain (noun) [...]. Someone who is a real jerk. [...] ‘Fuck you, come stain.’ Also may be spelled cum stain.
2001		T. Fontana ‘Medium Rare’ Oz ser. 4 ep. 9 [TV script] All they got is this fool Poet - he’s a complete come stain.

(US) a general insult, i.e. a male-to-male fellator .

2003

(con. 1988) A. Swofford Jarhead 45: Drill Instructor Burke screamed in my ear the words faggot, addict, cumsucker, bitchmaster, dickskinner, dickfuck, fuckforbrains, nopecker, and lilywhitebitch.

(US) a general insult; , i.e. a male-to-male fellation .

2002

(con. 1998–2000) J. Lerner You Got Nothing Coming 19: I want all you cum-sucking maggot convicts down on your fucking knees, right now!

(US gay) the urethra.

1976		‘F. George’ Black in White 39: I felt his cum-tube swell in the grip of my hand [Simes:DLSS].
1988		W. Leyland When I Was 18 142: [Simes:DLSS] I ran [my tongue] up and down each side of the cum-tube (where the tube blended with the hard body of his cock) .
1999		Straight Man Tales (N.J.) Aug. 85: His cumtube was thick against my tongue [Simes:DLSS].

1. (US) (a lump of) seminal fluid.

1995		Campus Tales (N.J.) Jan. 16: ‘You always left a nice big cumwad when you came home from swimming’ [Simes:DLSS].
2005		M. Norris Everything & Then Some 212: Jo-Anne looked blankly at a spot on the rug. Was that an old come wad [Simes:DLSS].
2014		C. Kingsmith Brutewood Long-term Confinement 267: [H]is mouth was half-open, so most of the cumwad went straight onto his tongue [Simes:DLSS].

2. as an insult.

1998		B. Daley Smoke on Water 8: ‘The little cumwad,’ Zone muttered [Simes:DLSS].
2008		M. Gardiner Mission Canyon xxxiv: ‘What do you do down there, you necrophiliac cumwad? Do you go down and jerk off?’ [Simes:DLSS].