Green’s Dictionary of Slang

darn v.

also dern, durn

1. a euph. for damn v.

[US]J.K. Paulding John Bull in America 36: If I don’t have him before the justice, darn my soul.
West of England Ballad in Literary World 11 Apr. (1890) 347/1: He darned his buttons if he’d gi’ed ‘un the shillin’ [F&H].
[US]T. Haliburton Sam Slick in England I 196: ‘Darn that pig,’ said she.
[US]J.R. Lowell Biglow Papers (1880) 49: Why, those chaps from the North, with back-bones to ’em, darn ’em.
[US] ‘The Thimble Game’ in T.A. Burke Polly Peablossom’s Wedding 31: ‘Durn it,’ said he to himself.
[US]Jeffersonian (Stroudsburg PA) 4 Mar. 1/3: ‘Go to thunder, every darned one of yeou,’ replied the pedlar. [...] ‘Durn it to darnation [etc.]’.
[US]G.W. Harris ‘Sut Lovingood’s Adventures in New York’ N.Y. Atlas XXI Aug. in Inge (1967) 142: Durn his pot-headed soul!
[UK]W.H. Russell Diary in India I 26: Darn my buttons if I haven’t jest a mind to take your neck [...] and chuck the whole bunch of ye down the ’bankment.
[US]C.H. Smith Bill Arp 42: Durn the staff and Joe Brown too.
[US]M. Thompson Hoosier Mosaics 48: Dast the luck! Ding the prize package feller! Doggone Bill Powell! Blame the old b’loon! Dern everybody!
[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 159: Dern the dern fog.
[US]G. Devol Forty Years a Gambler 104: Darn me if he don’t look just like a fellow that beat me out of $5,000.
[UK]Hants. Advertiser 31 Jan. 7/7: Then darn me blue [...] if you ain’ busted me.
[US]Ranch & Range (N. Yakima, WA) 6 May 11/1: Darn ’Em All, Anyhow! — Bah!
[US]C. Chesnutt Colonel’s Dream 115: It belongs to a comapany [...] but Old Bill Fetters owns the majority of the stock – durn, him!
[US]J. London ‘All Gold Canyon’ Complete Short Stories (1993) II 1024.: Gosh darn my buttons! if I didn’t plumb forget dinner!
[US]‘O. Henry’ ‘Memoirs of a Yellow Dog’ Four Million (1915) 115: ‘Why, darn my eyes,’ says the old man.
[US]O. Johnson Varmint 116: You thought I was a coward, – darn you!
[US] ‘Broncho versus Bicycle’ in J.A. Lomax Songs of the Cattle Trail 21: Rode up to my side, an’ dern his hide, / Remarked ’twere a pleasant day fer a ride.
[UK]T. Norman Penny Showman 67: Darn me, Inspector, if I don’t think that he’s a dead ‘un.
[US]W. Winchell Your Broadway & Mine 13 Dec. [synd. col.] Tom Cochran [...] says dern it instean of dammit and heck instead of hell.
[US]O. Strange Sudden 212: Durn it, a’most wish I’d chanced the trail.
[US]Southern & Hoffenberg Candy (1970) 16: Darn Daddy anyway!
[US]D. Jenkins Semi-Tough 244: Linda said she hadn’t seen Shake Tiller or heard from him, darn the luck.
[US]J. Wambaugh Choirboys (1976) 296: Darn you, Roscoe! Gosh darn you, you bully!

2. as past participle of sense 1; usu. as darned if... or ...be darned (cf. I’ll be darned! ).

[US]A.B. Lindsley Yankee Notions 9: ‘I am a brother yankee too [...] though I suppose you don’t like me any the better for that, eh! brother Jonathan?’ ‘No darn’d if I dewe.’.
[US]‘Ned Buntline’ Life in the Saddle 46: He threatened to report me, and I told him to report and be darned.
[UK]W.H. Smyth Sailor’s Word-Bk (1991) 181: Cheating the Devil. [...] hard swearing as [...] dang you, be darned.
[US]‘O. Henry’ ‘A Night in New Arabia’ Strictly Business (1915) 230: Bit it [...] darned if he didn’t, and he ain’t had the tooth three weeks.

In exclamations

darn my skin! (also darn his/my/your buttons, ...hide! darn my socks! ...whiskers! dern my skin!)

a general excl. of suprise or annoyance; note one-off var. in cit. 1832.

A.B. Lindsley Love and Friendship 57: Darn my skin but here’s that impudent sailor again.
[US]J. Neal Brother Jonathan II 75: Why; darn his hide, I say!
Polit. Examiner 8 Dec. 4/1: I seed her at church one day fixed up kinder pretty snug; so [...] darn my seelskin pumps if I dont buck up to her next Fust day [DA].
[US]Whip & Satirist of NY & Brooklyn (NY) 9 Apr. n.p.: ‘Vy, darn my buttons, give the man a sight for his money’.
[UK]Dick and Sal 11: How we was scared! Why darn my skin!
[US] ‘Wars Yure Hoss?’ in T.A. Burke Polly Peablossom’s Wedding 42: Dad darn mi hide, ef yu don’t shut up, dad, I’ll never git tu the hoss.
[US]B. Harte Luck of Roaring Camp (1873) 15: Dern my skin if he was n’t a talking to a jaybird as was a sittin’ on his lap.
[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 13: Well darn my hide! [Ibid.] 39: Darn his hide.
[US]Dos Passos Manhattan Transfer 131: Darn your hide, Ruth.
[US]O. Strange Sudden 178: Well, darn my whiskers if I warn’t near forgettin’.
[UK]A. Buckeridge Jennings Goes To School 93: Well, darn my socks!
[US]J. Thompson Savage Night (1991) 26: Darn that Jake Winroy’s hide.
I’ll be darned! (also I’ll be derned! ...durned! ...gosh-darned! ...gosh-dashed! I’m derned!)

a mild oath, a euph. for I’ll be damned! under damn v.

[US]J.K. Paulding Bucktails (1847) II ii: I’ll be darned but I guess I’ve lost my way.
[US]G.W. Harris ‘There’s Danger in Old Chairs!’ Weekly Nashville Union XIII Oct. in Inge (1967) 69: I’ll be durn’d, mister, if I don’t hate to stop a feller when he is a boltin his grub [...] but I be durn’d if you ain’t made a small mistake.
[US]A.F. Hill Our Boys 89: No! Be darned if I will! [Ibid.] 157: I’ll be gosh-dashed if I don’t black both o’ your eyes!
[US]W.H. Thomes Slaver’s Adventures 345: I’ll be darned if I didn’t forget to draw that ’ere shot.
[US]J. O’Connor Wanderings of a Vagabond 448: I’m darned if I work fur ennybody fur nuthins.
[US]M. Thompson Hoosier Mosaics 61: ‘Well I’m derned if ’taint quare,’ cried the latter.
[US]F. Francis Jr Saddle and Mocassin 68: I’ll be durned if I don’t shoot him.
[US]O. Johnson Varmint 113: I’ll be darned – no – yes – dinged if it isn’t the Dink chasing the Canary!
[UK]J. Buchan Greenmantle (1930) 294: That much I know, but I’m darned if I can put a name to it.
[US](con. WWI) Dos Passos One Man’s Initiation: 1917 (1969) 53: ‘King and his gang are all being sent back to the States.’ ‘I’ll be darned! They sure have been drunk ever since they got off the steamer.’.
[UK]D. Lawley Hustling Hobo 201: Well I’ll be gosh-darned!
[US] ‘Betty Co-Ed’ [comic strip] in B. Adelman Tijuana Bibles (1997) 58: Well I’ll be derned!
[US]O. Strange Sudden Takes the Trail 66: An’ what th’ hell he’s gotta laugh at I’m durned if I can guess.
[US]R. Chandler High Window 142: I’ll be darned. You’ve got Sub-deb Bright on your mouth this morning. Looks all right, too.
[Can]Windsor Star (Ontario) 11 Feb. 6/2: Eliphat: I’ll be durned.
[US]E. Dundy Dud Avocado (1960) 31: ‘The one who’s shy and polite?’ She nodded. ‘I’ll be darned.’.
[UK]J. Poller Reach 100: Cut to the stranger: Well I’ll be darned.