toilet n.
1. (US) the buttocks, as in phr. kick one’s toilet around the block, to be angry with oneself.
Short Stories (1937) 89: ‘Say, I could slap my can all the way around the block,’ Morton said. [Ibid.] 91: I just shouldn’t kick my toilet around the block. | ‘Children of the Times’ in
2. (also toilet hound, ...paper) an incompetent, undesirable person or thing.
Susan Lenox II 126: She had always avoided looking like Broadway. Now, she would take the opposite tack. Not loud toilets — for they would defeat her purpose. Not loud — just common. | ||
‘Bonnie Parker in “Amputated”’ [comic strip] in Tijuana Bibles (1997) 115: What a toilet I’m turning out to be. | ||
Horn of Plenty 242: Just look at that ol’ yellow toilet he’s ridin’ his sweetie in! | ||
Towards the End of Morning (2000) 9: If this was the Express, and not just a load of toilet paper, I’d have fired you. | ||
Cannibals 85: Chester is a toilet, a real true rat. | ||
Thinner (1986) 242: I call you a whore [...] your father an asshole-licking toilet hound. | ||
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 190/2: toilet paper n. an informer, a nark [from the idea that the inmate is an ‘arsewipe’]. |
3. (US) of a woman, a good figure.
Amer. Dream Girl (1950) 195: Fellows, a girl with a toilet like Milly’s could sneeze right down my lungs whenever she damned well wanted to. Say, listen, if you ask me, why, even the sweat off the feet of a girl like that is perfume. | ‘Milly and the Porker’ in
4. (orig. US) anywhere considered disgusting, esp. (show business) a third-rate venue.
Rockabilly (1963) 175: I’ve been workin’ the toilets for about eight months now. | ||
Lenny Bruce 20: If you could follow me around in hotels – even fuckin’ toilets like this – I’m always writing notes. | ||
On the Yankee Station (1982) 91: The place was a real toilet. | ‘My Girl in Skin-Tight Jeans’ in||
London Fields 244: ‘We’ll move out of London.’ ‘Oh yeah? Where to, Guy? The moon? Haven’t you heard? Everywhere’s a toilet.’. | ||
Get Your Cock Out 102: They ran onto the small stage of the shitty Charing Cross toilet. | ||
Decent Ride 393: You’ve no been in here for a while, stranger [...] As if ah’m bothered aboot this fuckin mingin toilet. |
5. a position of complete failure.
Essential Lenny Bruce 104: Alright, into the toilet. Nothing. Into the shithouse. | ||
N.Y. Times 18 Dec. n.p.: Without Hart in the equation, Simon will do well against Michael Dukakis in New Hampshire. With Hart in the race, Simon is in the toilet [R]. | ||
Makes Me Wanna Holler (1995) 166: Malcolm X [...] could pull his life out of the toilet. |
6. (US gay) the anus.
Queens’ Vernacular. |
7. (US drugs) anywhere used by narcotics addicts for consuming a given drug.
Alphaville (2011) 153: An abandoned building lobby being used as a ‘toilet’ or a designated spot to shoot up indoors. |
SE in slang uses
In compounds
see sense 2 above.
one who notably uses obscene language, thus toilet-mouthed, foul-mouthed.
San Antonio Express (TX) 31 Dec. 18/1: Harry Toilet Mouth [...] he has the foulest mouth in the joint. | ||
Fort Worth Star-Telegram (TX) 31 Dec. section 7 9/4: In thisa fictional memoir, he becomes the first toilet-mouth president. | ||
Sacramento Bee (CA) 5 July 109/4: Mel Brooks [...] takes the idea of having a ‘toilet mouth’ to extremes. | ||
Vatican Bloodbath 37: ‘Hey, there, boy,’ the toilet-mouthed Yank leered at the blonde 10 year old. |
see sense 2 above.
obscenities, coarse language.
Women Confidential 136: The talking women, who have more range, but stay down on a level with their audiences, which seem to want four-letter words and blunt toilet-talk. | ||
Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 57: What’s all this toilet talk in front of Cheryl and Mitz? | ||
[ | Alice in La-La Land (1999) 32: Millie knew that Twelvetrees would talk toilets to Queen Elizabeth [...] if he thought it would get a laugh]. | |
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut [film script] Parents, our children are out of control! This is what happens when toilet humour is allowed to run rampant! |
someone who uses obscene language.
CB Slanguage 112: Toilet Tongue: one who uses profane or obscene language. | ||
This Is Your Captain Speaking [ebook] The more of the two then launched into a stream of particularly foul invectives. For my personal account, the barrage from Mr. Toilet Tongue could have been easily ignored even though I was embarrassed knowing he was a fellow American in a foreign country. | ||
Half Fast Hunter 95: He apparently cannot control his toilet tongue regardless of the immediate environment. I was greeted with a rousing four-letter welcome. |
(US prison) illicit alcohol; the containers are often hidden in a cell toilet while the ingredients ferment.
Razorblade Tears 168: ‘When you was drinking Cristal I was drinking toilet wine’. |
In phrases
to collapse, to end in failure.
Down These Mean Streets (1970) 259: Every day brought a painful awareness of the sweetness of being free and the horror of prison’s years going down the toilet bowl. | ||
Faggots 281: This stinker, loser, bomb, meant twenty-three million dollars of P-P’s money down the toilet. | ||
Fort Apache, The Bronx 101: You goin’ right down the sewer, ain’t you. | ||
Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In 123: When it [i.e. a film] went down the toilet, he took it back, put a different title on it, and sent it back out. | ||
Spidertown (1994) 117: An’ then they [i.e. the police] be hangin’ all over the halls an’ shit, an’ damn, there went my rush, down the fucken toilet. | ||
I, Fatty 266: As the economy tanked, he saw his deals go down the toilet. | ||
Orphan Road 42: ‘If I don’t get it, everything I’ve worked for is going down the toilet’. |
(US) to fail, usu. in show business context.
Essential Lenny Bruce 223: I went to the Strand in New York [...] I went right into the toilet. | ||
Psychotic Reactions (1988) 138: The poor fellow believed his own publicity [...] and he went into the sewer. | in||
(con. 1998–2000) You Got Nothing Coming 349: Things are just going straight into the toilet — financially I don’t know what the fuck is —. |