Green’s Dictionary of Slang

gooseberry n.

1. a fool [punning on the popular dessert, a gooseberry fool, which is also soft adj. (1)].

[UK]Egan Anecdotes of the Turf, the Chase etc. 182: She fixed on gooseberry jemmy, about two degrees removed from a simpleton, as the man of her choice.
[UK]T. Hood ‘Rural Felicity’ Works (1862) IV 294: It served me right, like a gooseberry, fool to look for champagne out of town!
[UK]Western Times 3 May 5/1: The powerful Drama of the ‘Idiot of the Mountains’ and the Farce of ‘Old Gooseberry’.
[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 490/1: ca. 1820–95.

2. a foolish statement.

[UK]Sheffield Indep. 2 Oct. 12/2: That is surely the very largest (theoretical) gooseberry of the present season [...] if Parliament were sitting, one would call it a gigantic lie.
[UK]Lowestoft Jrnl 18 Feb. 4/3: He discovered [...] that the prophecy on which he had acted [...] was but a ‘monster gooseberry’.

3. (US tramp, also gooseberry bush) laundry hanging on a washing-line, and therefore vulnerable to theft [from the era when clothes were draped over bushes to dry].

implied in gooseberry lay
[US]‘Number 1500’ Life In Sing Sing 255: Gooseberry. A line of clothes.
[US]Jackson & Hellyer Vocab. Criminal Sl. 38: gooseberry [...] Current amongst yeggs, hobos and meanderers. A clothes line; laundry hung up to dry.
[US]N. Klein ‘Hobo Lingo’ in AS I:12 651: Gooseberry — a clothesline. [Ibid.] 653: Sniping a gooseberry—stealing off a clothes line.
[US]‘Dean Stiff’ Milk and Honey Route 137: Some get their duds in the rummage shop, / Some buy in the stores instead, / I get mine off the gooseberry bush / When the folks have gone to bed.
[US]Ersine Und. and Prison Sl. 40: gooseberries, n. Clothes hanging on a line.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn) 104: gooseberry Clothes on a line, a clothesline [...] gooseberry bush A clothesline.

4. (Aus.) a woman [? poss. misreading of juv. gooseberry, one who will not leave a couple to themselves].

[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 33: Gooseberry, a woman.

5. (US) a small piece of excrement around the anus [var. on dingleberry n. (3)].

[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 227: Pants pigeons flew / Where her gooseberries grew.

In compounds

gooseberry bush (n.)

1. see sense 2 above.

2. see also SE uses below.

gooseberry lay (n.) (also gooseberry picking, gooseberry trick) [lay n.3 (1)]

(UK/US Und.) the stealing of linen drying in the open air by tramps and thieves.

[US]Ladies’ Repository (N.Y.) Oct. VIII:37 316/2: Gooseberry Lay, to steal clothes hung out to dry.
[US]Matsell Vocabulum.
[US]Trumble Sl. Dict. (1890).
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 33: [G]ooseberry-lay, stealing clothes off lines.
[Aus]Truth (Perth) 13 Aug. 4/6: He will do a pipe for coppers, / Put the sister on her guard, / Do the ‘gooseberry trick,’ sir garnet, / For his chivvey it are hard.
[US]G. Henderson Keys to Crookdom 406: Gooseberry. Clothes on a line. Gooseberry pickings – easy stealing.
[US] ‘Jargon of the Und.’ in DN V 458: Pick a gooseberry bush, v. To steal clothes from the line.
[US]D. Hammett Maltese Falcon (1965) 374: Spade asked pleasantly: ‘How long have you been off the gooseberry lay, son?’.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

gooseberry bush (n.) [ext. of bush n.1 (2a); it is this bush, of course, rather than the fruiting variety, beneath which a child is allegedly born]

1. the pubic hair.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.

2. see also sl. compounds above.

gooseberry-eyed (adj.)

having eyes that look like boiled gooseberries, grey and lifeless; thus gooseberry eyes n.

[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (2nd, 3rd edn) n.p.: Gooseberry-Eyed. One with dull grey eyes, like boiled gooseberries.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[US]R. Waln Hermit in America on Visit to Phila. 2nd series 28: A little goose-berry eyed or so.
[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc. 90: Gooseberry-eyes — grey ones.
[UK]Paul Pry 20 Nov. n.p.: It does not look well to get drunk until your eyes look like two stale gooseberries.