Green’s Dictionary of Slang

dud adj.

[dud n.2 ]

1. fake, false, counterfeit.

[UK]Mirror of Life 3 Mar. 3/1: [T]hese ‘dud’ (counterfeit) notes are so apparently genuine that their baseness was only discovered by accident.
[UK]A. Binstead Pitcher in Paradise 128: Those two getabits [...] will get up a dud or barney fight right under your nose.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Human Touch 188: You swabs of the gutter, you give me a dud fiver amongst my winnings.
[UK]‘Dornford Yates’ Berry and Co 38: Only the dud stuff’s left.
[Aus]K.S. Prichard Haxby’s Circus 236: A bloody fake! A dud show.
[UK]V. Davis Phenomena in Crime 33: A fixer of dud passports.
[UK]R. Cook Crust on its Uppers 98: Here I come back with a cool quarter of a million in dud beehives.
[UK]Wodehouse Much Obliged, Jeeves 54: He would probably give you a dud cheque.
[UK]J. Sullivan ‘To Hull and Back’ Only Fools and Horses [TV script] It was Boycie’s money weren’t it? It was fake, dud, counterfeit.
[UK] in R. Graef Living Dangerously 167: We sold something dud (phoney drugs).
[Aus]J. Byrell Lairs, Urgers & Coat-Tuggers 101: This association, no matter how short and tenuous, cost Uncle Ern a motza from all the dud oil fed him by Big Fat Jim.
[UK]Observer Screen 19 Mar. 3: He was in the neighbouring county’s jail for passing dud cheques.

2. second-rate, unsuccessful; inferior.

[UK]Mirror of Life 3 Mar. 3/1: Joe Rowe [...] was the other night beset by the wild boys of the City Road, who were after Joe's red jerry and tackle, but Joe had left the red ’un at home and the boys only a captured a ‘dud’ watch.
[UK]‘Doss Chiderdoss’ ‘Odd or Even?’ Sporting Times 26 Sept. 1/3: Young Ike left out the dud stuff amongst those that came along.
[Aus]C.J. Dennis ‘Digger Smith’ in Chisholm (1951) 94: Give us a light. I can’t get none from Flood, / An’ mine is dud.
L.N. Smith Lingo of No Man’s Land 30: DUD Bad; the weather may be ‘dud,’ or a shell may be ‘dud,’ or anything else that does not suit Tommy.
[UK]Wodehouse Carry on, Jeeves 150: I’ve got to go tomorrow and spend three weeks with some absolutely dud – I will go further – some positively scaly friends of my Aunt Vera.
[UK]M. Marshall Travels of Tramp-Royal 179: Anyway, it’s a dud sort of a place.
[Ire]‘Myles na gCopaleen’ Best of Myles (1968) 241: The writing crowd, it is well known, are only a parcel of dud czechs and bohemian gulls.
[Aus]‘Neville Shute’ On the Beach 270: I’d like to catch one fish [...] Even if it’s such a dud one that we put it back.
[UK]G. Lambert Inside Daisy Clover (1966) 162: I had a book of dud matches, not one of them would strike.
[US]S. King Dead Zone (1980) 381: His knees popped like dud firecrackers.
[UK]M. Amis London Fields 42: So one dud writer can usually spot another.
[Aus]J. Byrell Lairs, Urgers & Coat-Tuggers 121: And, mainly because of his dud looks, Telford managed to snare him for £168 which, even way back then, was chaff money for a genuine thoroughbred.
[UK]Observer 4 July 23: A couple of dud movies and LA might start to seem less accommodating.
[UK]M. Amis Experience 33: One of God’s dud jokes.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Rosa Marie’s Baby (2013) [ebook] The huge meal and dud movie had flattened him.

3. broken.

[UK]Blackwood’s Mag. May 803/2: It was soon afterwards that our engine went dud. Instead of a rhythmic and continuous hum there was at regular intervals a break.
[UK]‘P.B. Yuill’ Hazell Plays Solomon (1976) 6: It was only a month since they’d removed the last lot of plaster from my dud ankle.
[Aus]B. Humphries Traveller’s Tool 35: You strike a luggage trolley with a dud wheel.
[Aus]P. Temple Broken Shore (2007) [ebook] Hopgood puts us together in a dud car, claims he can’t hear the radio.

4. unfair.

[Aus]R.G. Barrett Boys from Binjiwunyawunya 159: It was a dud pinch, there was no two ways about it, and Norton was entitled to blow up.

5. (Aus.) as sense 1, but specific to sexual inadequates.

In compounds

dud bash (n.) (also dud fuck, dud root)

(Aus.) either man or woman who is considered a poor sexual partner.

[Aus]J. Ramsay Cop It Sweet 32: dud bash: Female reputed to be inept at sex.
[Aus]C. Gorman Night in Arms of Raeleen (1983) 70: Raeleen: And the funniest thing of all, Rat, is the myth about you being a great stud. Of all the dud fucks I’ve had before I married Moxy you were the duddest, pal [Simes:DLSS].
[Aus]G. Dunne If Blood 33: ‘Finally she told everyone I was a dud root and went off with my brother’ [Simes:DLSS].
[Aus]‘Thommo’ Dict. Aus. Swearing & Sex Sayings 38: DUD FUCK — Male or female who has no sexually erotic desires.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Between the Devlin 54: ‘All the sheilas have been giving you the arse lately. The word’s finally got out that you’re a dud bash’.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett White Shoes 5: Being a dud root didn’t help her much [...] she was probably the worst root Les had ever had.
K. Lette Girls’ Night out 23: ‘[Y]ou’ve got to go, ‘Oh, oh Jacko,’ you know, and carry on. It wouldn’t be good for team morale if the blokes knew their captain was a dud bash type of a fing’.
Cleo (Sydney) July 83/1: ‘Guys talk about “dud roots” all the time... Dud roots, invariably, are women who just lie there and cop it while you do all the work’ [Simes:DLSS].
P. Scott It’s about your Friend 175: Roger was a complete bastard, a liar and frequently a dud fuck [Simes:DLSS].