Green’s Dictionary of Slang

poop v.2

[SE poop, onomat. for the report of a gun/poop n.2 ]

1. to break wind.

[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. n.p.: To Poop, to break Wind backwards softly.
[UK]‘Nurse Lovechild’ Tommy Thumb’s Songbook (1788) 31: Little Robin Red Breast, / Sitting on a Pole, / Niddle, Noddle went his Head, / And Poop went his Hole.
[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) II 626: Wiggle-waggle went his tail, / Poop! went his hole.
[UK]T.S. Eliot ‘Columbo & Bolo Verses’ Inventions of the March Hare in Ricks (1996) 319: Columbo being full of rum / He fell down in a stupor / They turned his asshole S.S.W. / And he cried ‘I’ll die a pooper!’.
[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 139: There was a fat lady of Bryde / Whose shoelaces once came untied. / She didn’t dare stoop / For fear she would poop.
[US]S. Bellow Augie March (1996) 1217: [...] pooped, farted away, no-purposed away.
[UK]G. Melly Rum, Bum and Concertina (1978) 54: Ma allowed herself the luxury of a discreet fart and pa Watt, following in her wake, asked if she’d ‘pooped’.

2. to defecate; also fig. use, to squander, to waste.

Actionable Offenses ‘Did He Charge Too Much’ (2007) [cylinder recording ENHS 30188] I’d have given fifty dollars for a bit of a turd a half an inch long. That shows you ’t the price o’ manure’ll vary, sir, accordin’ to the circumstances under which it is pooped.
[UK]‘Ramrod’ Nocturnal Meeting 113: I’ve pooped in a man’s mouth more than once [...] there are some men who like that.
[US]E. Hemingway letter 24/31 Oct. in Baker Sel. Letters (1981) 309: To avoid praising you to your face and pooping on mine she said she wasn’t saying the flame was of the same quality.
[US]E. Hemingway letter 12 Apr. in Baker Sel. Letters (1981) 340: Don’t poop away such fine material.
[US]J. Conroy World to Win 334: All the fine promises o’ the New Deal had pooped out and left nothin’ but a stink.
[UK]R. Llewellyn None But the Lonely Heart 94: ‘Ask no questions,’ says Henry, ‘Hear no lies. Ever see a nanny goat poop pork pies?’.
[UK]C. Lee diary 14 Apr. in Eight Bells & Top Masts (2001) 202: All these mules ever did was eat, piss and poop .
[US]Kerouac letter 25 Mar. in Charters II (1999) 360: Her new hobby is feeding the birds [,...] and she’s afraid they’re gonna poop on her wash.
[US]P. Conroy Great Santini (1977) 345: The house only had one bathroom and Dad used to stay in there poopin’ and readin’ the paper on Sunday morning.
[US]Jackson & Christian Death Row 118: If this guy poops over there, you can smell it over here.
[Aus]T. Winton Lockie Leonard: Scumbuster (1995) 99: Blob’s pooped her nappy.
[Aus]T. Winton ‘Sand’ Turning (2005) 167: His undies sagged [...] the way they were the day he had pooped his pants at school.
[UK]D. Tel. 2 Feb. 29/5: All he’s doing at the moment is pooping, eating and burping.
[US]Baltimore Sun (MD) 11 Sept. E5/2: Are you somking some wacky medical shit all rolled up in sheets of asswipe fishwrap you poop your writing onto?’.
[US]Rayman & Blau Riker’s 115: [Y]ou just see her hanging. We cut her down. She pooped herself and pissed herself.

3. to shoot a weapon.

[US]T. Hampson diary 22 Oct. 🌐 The French gunners pooped off a lot of stuff very rapidly for a time and then pushed off somewhere else.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Human Touch 233: I give it about one hour before every gun in the Boche army is pooping at it.
[UK](con. WWI) Fraser & Gibbons Soldier and Sailor Words 227: Poop (or Poop Off): To fire (of artillery).
[UK]J. Curtis You’re in the Racket, Too 86: The old boy might jil to woodrus with a gun for all you knew and start pooping off at anyone he saw.
[NZ]J. Henderson Gunner Inglorious (1974) 18: Poop off a few rounds, blow the back clean off a truck.

4. to shoot someone.

[US]C.G. Givens ‘Chatter of Guns’ in Sat. Eve. Post 13 Apr.; list extracted in AS VI:2 (1930) 134: poop, v. Hit with a bullet.
[US]Hammett Glass Key 547: ‘You remember the night the Henry kid was pooped?’.
[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 162/1: Poop. To shoot a person.
[US]R. Prather Always Leave ’Em Dying 28: You would have thought I’d pooped Malenkov.
[UK]A. Sillitoe Start in Life (1979) 96: Our blokes had been short of ammunition, and the officers had been pooped off, so they decided to surrender.

5. (US) to give, to hand out.

[US](con. 1945) E. Thompson Tattoo (1977) 344: There was H. G. Wells putting lie to the stuff pooped out by publishers and dropped on his school desk.

6. (US) to urinate.

[US] in V. Randolph Pissing in the Snow (1988) 140: Maybe that bartender just pooped in your drink. But he sure as hell shit in mine!

In phrases

poop one’s pants (v.)

to be terrified.

[UK]J.J. Connolly Layer Cake 217: He’ll poop his pants when I go and talk to him.