Green’s Dictionary of Slang

puppy n.

also puppy dog

1. a socially or sexually inexperienced man [reverse anthropomorphism].

[UK]G. Harvey Pierce’s Supererogation 218: The same man hath such a Whipsy-doxy in store for a Iack-sauce, or vnmannerly puppy.
[UK]Shakespeare Winter’s Tale IV iii: Very wisely, puppies!
[UK]Beaumont & Fletcher Little French Lawyer II iii: Goe bid your lady seeke some foole, to fawne on her, Some unexperienc’d puppie to make sport with.
[UK]Jonson Tale of a Tub II i: Ball? he’s a puppy!
[UK]Chapman & Shirley Ball IV i : Oh, my soul, How it does blush to know thee! bragging puppy!
[UK]Proceedings before his Highness Councel concerning the Petitioners of the Isle of Ely against George Clapthorne Esqyure 27 Oct. 5: The said Anne Martin called him Puppily-foole, and said, the old Justice Clapthorne had offered her eighteen shillings for an occupying.
[UK]Wandring Whore III 7: Of whose abode, what she is [...] this ignorant Puppy knowes nothing.
[UK] ‘A Furious Scold’ in Ebsworth Westminster Drolleries (1875) 37: She’l begin to scold and to brawl, And to call me Puppy and Cuckold.
[UK]Behn Rover III ii: Blunt. Oh, I’m a cursed Puppy,’tis plain, Fool was writ upon my Forehead, she perceiv’d it,—saw the Essex Calf there.
[UK]Rochester ‘A Letter from Artemiza [...] to [...] Chloe’ in Works (1999) 70: The unbred puppy, that had never seen / A creature look so gay, or talk so fine.
[UK]M. Stevenson Wits Paraphras’d 14: When straight the Puppy fell a yelping / What Bitch of mine has been a whelping?
[UK]Vanbrugh Provoked Wife I i: The surly puppy! Yet, he’s a fool for it.
[UK]Swift Tale of a Tub 106: What a couple of blind, positive, ignorant, wilful Puppies you are.
[UK]Cibber Non-Juror I i: A sawcy Puppy.
[UK]C. Johnson Hist. of Highwaymen &c. 113: But are not you an impudent Puppy to tell me that you have read Tully [...] when here’s visible proof that you never touched him.
[UK]Garrick Lying Valet II i: ’Sdeath, this puppy’s impertinence is an addition to my misery.
[UK]Foote Englishman in Paris in Works (1799) I 36: The men are all puppies, mincing and dancing.
[UK]Foote Mayor of Garrat in Works (1799) I 171: A prying, impertinent puppy!
[UK]Sheridan Rivals (1776) II i: To be monkey-led for a night! – to run the gauntlet thro’ a string of amorous palming puppies!
[Ire]‘A Country Assizes’ in A. Carpenter Verse in Eng. in 18C Ireland (1998) 406: The clod-pate squire [...] / Swears, drinks and games with puppies, prigs and smarts.
[UK]‘Peter Pindar’ ‘Lyric Odes’ Works (1794) I 89: The Muse [...] Could call fool, puppy, blockhead and ‘what not’.
[UK]R. Cumberland Jew II i: Hold your tongue, puppy!
[UK]G. Colman Yngr Poor Gentleman III i: You! you forward puppy!
[UK]W.T. Moncrieff Tom and Jerry I viii: Witness that puppy, staring us out of countenance with his quizzing glass yonder.
[US]Ely’s Hawk & Buzzard (NY) 3 July 2/3: What gentleman would wish to disgrace himself by being put on a par with a common puppy?
[UK] ‘The Dandy Petticoat’ in Swell!!! or, Slap-Up Chaunter 5: I met a dandy ass who was followed by a blade; / I saw this puppy a spying, so eager thro’ a glass.
[Ire]S. Lover Handy Andy 46: ‘Just look at the puppy!’ snarled out Growling.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 6 Sept. 2/6: The defendant called him a ‘d—d puppy,’ and pulled his nose.
[US]G.G. Foster N.Y. in Slices 79: A straight-forward look into their eyes will cow them as instantaneously as it will any other impudent puppy.
[UK]Sam Sly 27 Jan. 2/2: SAM advises that conceited puppy W—m S—th [...] not to strut up and down the Commercial-road insulting every female he meets.
[UK]F. Smedley Harry Coverdale’s Courtship 30: There’s that confounded puppy, D’Almayne, swaggering up to Alice.
[Ind]Delhi Sketch Bk 1 Apr. 47/2: She told me this morning that she thought you a stupid puppy.
[UK]Thackeray Adventures of Philip (1899) 599: An upstart, an arrogant conceited puppy [...] What do you know of him, with his monstrous puppyism and arrogance?
[US]W.H. Thomes Slaver’s Adventures 108: ‘She has caught a glimpse of my face, and she is dying to become acquainted with me,’ was the puppy’s affected reply.
[Ind]‘Aliph Cheem’ Lays of Ind (1905) 30: ‘A d—d young puppy; just like ’em all- / Some d—d young monied cad!’.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 30 Oct. 4/3: The Police of Woollahra have made a raid on the unregistered dogs, but they have left two well dressed puppies to roam about Queen-street after 8 o'clock at night.
[UK]Hants. Teleg. 16 May 11/7: No, I don’t flirt, but it is impossible to keep some conceited puppies from making fools of themselves.
[UK]Boy’s Own Paper 28 Jan. 275: Do you mean that as an insult to me, you insolent young puppy?
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 7 Dec. 20/2: This high collered segar suckin puppy luvved my angel.
[UK]G. Squiers More Skitologues 19: Curse him, the upstart puppy.
[US]Lillyn Browne ‘Bad Land Blues’ 🎵 And when I meet that baby who stole my lady, / That no-good puppy, / There ain’t no maybe!
[US]N. Algren Somebody in Boots 135: Puppy, yo’ keep awn a-pesterin’ me an’ sho’ as shucks ah’ll beat yo’ ’eahs down.
[UK]J. Curtis Look Long Upon a Monkey 46: It was a shame that Mark, who was willing to learn, should deem this self-opinionated young puppy a real trustworthy guide.
[UK]G.W. Target Teachers (1962) 174: ‘You impudent young puppy!’ shouted Mr Purnell.
[US]E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 148: Females, like males, talked about undesirable men in terms of being [...] socially inexperienced or inept (puppy, dunce head).
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Oct. 5: puppy – friendly noun of address: How’s it going, puppy?

2. the penis [play on SE, but note dog n.2 (3)].

[UK]N. Ward Compleat and Humorous Account of Remarkable Clubs (1756) 94: The mask’d Ladies who [will] open the Wicket of Love’s Bear-Garden, to any bold Sportsman who has a venturesome Mind to give Run to his Puppy.
[UK]N. Ward Amorous Bugbears 41: I singl’d out a fine young Doe the last time I was here, and run my Puppy at her, but came off so like a Dog that had burnt his Tail, that I have cried out Fire ever since.

3. a blind man [the blindness of new-born puppies].

[UK]J. Conrad Lord Jim 105: His eyes are right enough – don’t you worry. He ain’t a puppy.

4. cowardice [var. on dog n.2 (1)].

[US]D. Runyon ‘Tobias the Terrible’ in Runyon on Broadway (1954) 110: I can see that there is some puppy in you.

5. in the context of the small size.

(a) (US black) a half-pint bottle of fortified wine.

[US]E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 187: Many wines could be had in pint bottles, they too had their special names — short dog, puppy, mickey (little mouse).
[US]R. Klein Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.].

(b) (US black) a small penis.

[US]E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 154: If you got yo’self a li’l ol’ puppy, you in fo’ some muddy waters.

(c) (US campus) an otherwise unspecified and nameless object.

[US]P. Munro Sl. U.
[US]Da Bomb 🌐 23: Puppy: An affectionate term for any object that can perform a duty.
[NZ]P. Shannon Davey Darling 64: I could throw one of these puppies over twenty yards.
[US]K. Shea ‘Pride’ in C. Rhatigan and N. Bird (eds) Pulp Ink 2 [ebook] Shoulders on these puppies [i.e. an animal carcase] need a little extra finesse.
[US]S.M. Jones Lives Laid Away [ebook] ‘Those puppies [i.e. surveillance satellites] got everything—high-resolution cameras, infrared, ultraviolet spectrum, real-time layered scanning’.

6. (US Und.) a stolen car that has been painted prior to resale.

[US]Mencken Amer. Lang. Supplement II 724: Bender, tomato or puppy. A stolen car.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).

7. a love-sick young man.

[US]Baker et al. CUSS 178: Puppy dog Be excessively submissive to your girl friend. Puppy-dog, be a Obsessed with sex because of deprivation.
[US]E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 250: puppy, a [...] 2. Love-sick male. 3. Devoted lover.
[UK]Eve. Standard 4 June 29: Madonna is roughly twice the age of our favourite pop puppy.

8. an idea, a suggestion [used as a generic].

[US]C. Hiaasen Skin Tight 204: Shouldn’t we run this puppy by the lawyers?

9. (US) a handgun.

[[US]W.G. Simms Forayers 356: ‘Missed him, by jingo!’ [...] Dern the puppies! I don’t believe in pistols no how].
[US]N. De Mille Smack Man (1991) 19: I could clap you with my fucking puppy in the right here and now. His puppy was the long-barrel .45, also called a yeng, a gong, or a tool.
[US]S. Moore In The Cut 98: I have new words for the dictionary. [...] puppy, handgun.

10. (N.Z. prison) an inmate being transferred between prisons [‘As one inmate explains: “They drag you around like a puppy on a leash”’ Loooser (2001)].

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 148/1: puppy n. 2 an inmate on transfer between prisons, because, 3 an informer.

11. (N.Z. prison) an informer [play on dog n.2 (6b)].

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 148/1: puppy n. 3 an informer.

In derivatives

puppyism (n.)

self-satisfaction unmitigated by an actual lack of sophistication.

[Ind]Hicky’s Bengal Gaz. 18-25 Aug. n.p.: The Victim of its own frivolous puppyisms and inordinate self-conceit.
[UK]Austen Sense and Sensibility (1970) 192: Marianne was spared from the troublesome feelings of contempt [...] on the puppyism of his manner.
[UK]High Life in London 20 Jan. 3/3: [C]ocked-hats [...] appear the fifteenth altitude of puppyism. I would rather face all the grinning hyenas in the universe, than face a scented tomfool with his hat cocked on one side.
[US]N.Y. Dly Herald 24 May 2/2: Three starched exquisites were walking down Broadway [...] Each was the pink of pertness and puppyism.
[UK]Fast Man 5:1 n.p.: I began to get disgusted with his puppyism; but as [...] he appeared to amuse the women, I thought it best to be quiet.
see sense 1.

In compounds

puppy boy (n.)

(US teen) a young man who is deeply in love.

poca posting ‘Socaboy’ 5 Dec. at IslandMix.com 🌐 So she turned you into a puppy boy!!!! where is the manhood????

SE in slang uses

In compounds

Puppy-dog Corner (n.) [the ‘idle young puppies’ who gathered there]

(Aus.) the corner of Collins and Swanston streets, Melbourne.

[Aus]letter in Argus (Melbourne) 8 July 6/6: A fortnight ago I wrote asking your aid to put down the nuisance of idlers congregating at Puppy Dog Corner the intersection of Collins and Swanston streets.
[Aus]C. Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. :
puppy-foot (n.) (also puppy-dog foot) [the similarity to a small paw-print]

in cards, any of the club suit, esp. the ace.

[US]Sun (NY) 1 Mar. 31/6: What are the nicknames for the ace and four of clubs? [...] The first is puppyfoot, the second is the devil’s bedposts.
[US]R. Starnes Another Mug for the Bier 9: I dealt six tickets to all hands. [...] ‘The trump suit will be puppy-dog feet’.
M. Wiesenberg ‘Poker Dictionary’ on Planet Poker 🌐 puppy feet (n phrase) A cutesy name for clubs (the suit), so called because they (sort of) look like dogs’ footprints. puppy foot (n phrase) 1. The ace of clubs. 2. Less commonly, any club.
puppy paws (n.)

(US) the throw of double-five in craps dice.

[US]Word for the Wise 31 Aug. [US radio script] That same drive to rhyme inspired twin fins for a roll of two fives; two fives are also known as puppy paws.
puppy-prick (n.) [prick n. (1)]

(US) a lipstick so made that once uncapped the lip-rouge slowly ‘erects’ itself to protrude from the container.

[US]G. Legman Rationale of the Dirty Joke (1972) I 300: One may mention the special lipsticks during Wold War II, called puppy-pricks by naughty girls owning them, in which when the cap was removed, a rubber band forced the actual lip-rouge to protrude slowly by itself.
puppy’s mamma (n.) (also puppy’s mother)

a euph. for bitch n.1 (1a)

S. Johnson in Piozzi Anecdotes of the Late Samuel Johnson n.p.: I did not respect my mother, though I loved her; and one day, when in anger she called me a puppy, I asked her if she knew what they called a puppy’s mother [R].
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (3rd edn) n.p.: Dog’s Wife or Lady, Puppy’s Mamma. Jocular ways of calling a woman a bitch.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum [as cit. 1796].
puppy-snatch (n.)

a trap, a snare.

H. Savery Quintus Servinton 128: Then shaking Quintus by the hand, ‘don’t let these matchmaking friends of ours, draw you into a puppy-snatch’.
[US]Black Cat mag. XX 14/1: That potater bug has got me into a reg’lar puppy-snatch!
I. Bacheller Candle in the Wilderness 124: We’ll get out o’ this puppy snatch. Don’t worry.