bald, adj. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

bald adj.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

bald brigade (n.)

see bald-headed row under bald-headed adj.

baldhead (n.)

see separate entry.

bald-headed

see separate entries.

bald-pate (friar) (n.)

see bald-headed hermit under bald-headed adj.

bald-rib (n.) [SE bald-rib, ‘A joint of pork cut from nearer the rump than the spare-rib, so called “because the bones thereof are made bald and bare of flesh” (Minsheu)’ (OED)]

a thin, bony person.

1616–20

Middleton Mayor of Quinborough (1661) III iii: Faith, thou art such a spiny Baldrib, All the Mistresses in the Town will never get thee up.

bald-tyre bandit (n.) [SE bald-tyre +-bandit sfx (1); such police are considered less competent or important than their criminal-catching peers]

(UK Und.) a traffic police officer.

1977		D. Powis Signs of Crime 172: Bald-tyre bandits Traffic patrol police.
1989		J. Morton Lowspeak.

In phrases

bald man in a boat (n.)

the clitoris; the less specific def. in cit. 1997 is prob. incorrect.

1997		Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: bald man in a boat euph. Vagina; hairy pie (qv).
2005		Roger’s Profanisaurus Rex 24/2: bald man in a boat 1. n. A lady’s clematis. The wail switch.

bury the baldy fella (v.)

(Irish) to achieve vaginal penetration, thus to have sexual intercourse.

1991		F. Mac Anna Last of the High Kings 83: ‘The Yank’s a bit of all right,’ Hopper said. ‘Tell us, are ye burying the baldy fella then?’.
2000		Indep. Rev. 13 June 7: Bury the Baldy Fella? Incarcerate the Cucumber?

make the bald man puke (v.)

of a man, to masturbate.

2002

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snatch bald (v.)

see snatch bald-headed under bald-headed adv.