fuck me! excl.
1. (also feather me!) an excl. of surprise, astonishment, resignation; often in combs., e.g. fuck me rigid! fuck me insensible! and see also below.
|(con. WW1) Patrol 82: ‘You says, Sawgint, as ’ow you want suggestions . . . But — me ’f there’ anythin’ to suggest’.|
|Gaudy Image (1966) 197: ‘Well, fuck me double,’ Denis screamed, ‘if it isn’t Aphrodite Schultz in person.’.|
|Cop This Lot 68: Joe looked astonished. ‘Feather me!’.|
|Owning Up (1974) 69: Fuck me [ ...] just my luck. Hit over the head because a girl who doesn’t even fancy me kisses me when she’s pissed.|
|‘In The Melting Pot’ in Our Lives (1982) 166: I went down to open the door and F--- me, glory be, where on earth does such good-looking black boys come from?et al.|
|in Little Legs 93: I gave it a whack [...] and, fuck me, it comes back.|
|Observer Mag. 1 Aug. 31: ‘Fuck me,’ I thought ‘that’s Ginsberg!!!’.|
|Grits 134: We get up te goan find im an fuck me ut’s difficult te stand.|
|192 Days in Iraq 76: Fuck me running!|
|Eve. Standard 18 May 17/2: ‘**** me,’ he declared ‘She looks amazing.’.|
|(con. 1943) Coorparoo Blues [ebook] ‘Fuck me backwards, old chap. How are you?’.|
|Silver [ebook] ‘Jasper?’ exclaims Nick Poulos. ‘Fuck me’ [ibid.] ‘Fuck me rudderless’.|
2. (US campus) an excl. of annoyance, of contempt; shut up! go away! you make me sick!
|Helsingør Station and Other Departures 61: ‘Ah no,’ groaned Paddy, ‘fuck me, no.’.‘Sodden Fields’ in|
|Sl. U. 85: Fuck me! Damn! Shut up!|
|It Was An Accident 9: Fuck me George.|
|Dreamcatcher 8: Oh fuck, fuck me Freddy, someone make him stop crying.|
|Finders Keepers (2016) 282: Fuck me, I blew it.|
a general excl.
|Viz Oct./Nov. 3: Well fuck me backwards! You live and learn.|
(Aus./N.Z./US) used in a variety of exuberant excls.
|Doom Pussy 14: Fuck Me Dead. We zapped ’em.|
|Bulletin (Sydney) 26 Apr. 46: Fuck me dead if Punchy didn’t balk with a molly and came in under with a rip to the comics that fucking near tore him in half.|
|Mud Crab Boogie (2013) [ebook] ‘Fuck me dead,’ gasped Les. That’s all I bloody need.|
|Peculiar Memories of Thomas Penman 65: ‘Fuck me dead,’ said Maurice.|
|Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 82: fuck me dead said Foreskin Fred as he waved his wooden leg! Exuberant exclamation with no literal connotations. fuck me dead with a bargepole! Another exclamation of surprise and positively no intention of being taken literally.|
|Theft 228: You can get in trouble [...] fuck me dead.|
a general excl. of surprise, alarm etc.
|Fowlers End (2001) 100: Well, Gawd stuff me gently!|
|DSUE (8th edn) 432/2: since ca. 1910.|
|Grass Arena (1990) 100: ‘Hope you’re not scared of heights [...] Because you’ve got to climb on the roof.’ ‘Fuck me gently.’.|
|It Was An Accident 146: I went what passed for ballistic round then for me, I made a little smile and went ‘fuck me gently’.|
|Wanted and the Unwanted 113: ‘Fuck me gently,’ said Grant. Maxine had been shopping all right.|
a general expression of surprise or annoyance.
|Heathers [film script] Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?|
|Campus Sl. Apr. 4: fuck me gently with a chainsaw – exclamation of surprise or delight.|
(US) an expression used in response to an unwelcome attack on the speaker (whether verbal or physical).
|Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 fuck me harder (sentence, idiom) Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.|
a general excl.
|Viz June/July 42: £8.95! Fuck me ragged!|
a general excl.
|(con. 1949) True Confessions (1979) 79: ‘Egg rolls,’ Woodrow Wong said. ‘Go fuck somebody sideways,’ Crotty said.|
|Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 82: fuck me sideways! Exclamation, often attracting the response, not while there’s cats.|
|PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 68: FOCK ME SIDEWAYS – everyones there.|
|me-stepmums-too-fuckin-hot-mate at www.fakku.net 🌐 Fuck me sideways! I’m blowin’ a load in Kasumi’s cakehole!|
(Aus.) a general excl.
|Stoning 33: ‘Well fuck me without a kiss [...] “You must be the city mouse’.|