fuck me! excl.
1. (also feather me!) an excl. of surprise, astonishment, resignation; often in combs., e.g. fuck me rigid! fuck me insensible! and see also below.
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | (con. WW1) Patrol 82: ‘You says, Sawgint, as ’ow you want suggestions . . . But — me ’f there’ anythin’ to suggest’. | |
| Gaudy Image (1966) 197: ‘Well, fuck me double,’ Denis screamed, ‘if it isn’t Aphrodite Schultz in person.’. | |
![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia") | Cop This Lot 68: Joe looked astonished. ‘Feather me!’. | |
| Owning Up (1974) 69: Fuck me [ ...] just my luck. Hit over the head because a girl who doesn’t even fancy me kisses me when she’s pissed. | |
| ‘In The Melting Pot’ in et al. Our Lives (1982) 166: I went down to open the door and F--- me, glory be, where on earth does such good-looking black boys come from? | |
| in Little Legs 93: I gave it a whack [...] and, fuck me, it comes back. | |
| Observer Mag. 1 Aug. 31: ‘Fuck me,’ I thought ‘that’s Ginsberg!!!’. | |
| Grits 134: We get up te goan find im an fuck me ut’s difficult te stand. | |
 | Jarhead 28: ‘Fuck me standing! My mother lives in Olympia. She don’t piss her pants’. | |
| 192 Days in Iraq 76: Fuck me running! | |
| Eve. Standard 18 May 17/2: ‘**** me,’ he declared ‘She looks amazing.’. | |
| (con. 1943) Coorparoo Blues [ebook] ‘Fuck me backwards, old chap. How are you?’. | |
| Silver [ebook] ‘Jasper?’ exclaims Nick Poulos. ‘Fuck me’ [ibid.] ‘Fuck me rudderless’. | |
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | California Bear 143: One more flip [through a file], however, and the Bear muttered, ‘Fuck me’. |
2. (US campus) an excl. of annoyance, of contempt; shut up! go away! you make me sick!
| ‘Sodden Fields’ in Helsingør Station and Other Departures 61: ‘Ah no,’ groaned Paddy, ‘fuck me, no.’. | |
| Sl. U. 85: Fuck me! Damn! Shut up! | |
| It Was An Accident 9: Fuck me George. | |
| Dreamcatcher 8: Oh fuck, fuck me Freddy, someone make him stop crying. | |
| Finders Keepers (2016) 282: Fuck me, I blew it. |
In exclamations
a general excl.
| Viz Oct./Nov. 3: Well fuck me backwards! You live and learn. |
(Aus./N.Z./US) used in a variety of exuberant excls.
| Doom Pussy 14: Fuck Me Dead. We zapped ’em. | |
| Bulletin (Sydney) 26 Apr. 46: Fuck me dead if Punchy didn’t balk with a molly and came in under with a rip to the comics that fucking near tore him in half. | |
| My Blue-Checker Corker 29: ‘Fuck me dead! Wonder we can’t hear the racket from here’. | |
| Mud Crab Boogie (2013) [ebook] ‘Fuck me dead,’ gasped Les. That’s all I bloody need. | |
| Peculiar Memories of Thomas Penman 65: ‘Fuck me dead,’ said Maurice. | |
![[NZ]](/static/img/flags/nz.png "New Zealand") | Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 82: fuck me dead said Foreskin Fred as he waved his wooden leg! Exuberant exclamation with no literal connotations. fuck me dead with a bargepole! Another exclamation of surprise and positively no intention of being taken literally. | |
| Theft 228: You can get in trouble [...] fuck me dead. |
(Aus.) excl. of surprise.
| Dict. Aus. Swearing & Sex Sayings 53: FUCK ME DRUNK — A saying used after being surprised by the outcome of an event or happening. |
a general excl. of surprise, alarm etc.
| Fowlers End (2001) 100: Well, Gawd stuff me gently! | |
| DSUE (8th edn) 432/2: since ca. 1910. | |
![[Ire]](/static/img/flags/ire.png "Ireland") | Grass Arena (1990) 100: ‘Hope you’re not scared of heights [...] Because you’ve got to climb on the roof.’ ‘Fuck me gently.’. | |
| It Was An Accident 146: I went what passed for ballistic round then for me, I made a little smile and went ‘fuck me gently’. | |
| Wanted and the Unwanted 113: ‘Fuck me gently,’ said Grant. Maxine had been shopping all right. |
a general expression of surprise or annoyance.
| Heathers [film script] Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? | |
| Campus Sl. Apr. 4: fuck me gently with a chainsaw – exclamation of surprise or delight. |
(US) an expression used in response to an unwelcome attack on the speaker (whether verbal or physical).
| Sl. U. | |
| Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 fuck me harder (sentence, idiom) Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker. |
a general excl.
| Viz June/July 42: £8.95! Fuck me ragged! |
a general excl., also used non-reflexively.
| (con. 1949) True Confessions (1979) 79: ‘Egg rolls,’ Woodrow Wong said. ‘Go fuck somebody sideways,’ Crotty said. | |
| Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 82: fuck me sideways! Exclamation, often attracting the response, not while there’s cats. | |
| PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 68: FOCK ME SIDEWAYS – everyones there. | |
| me-stepmums-too-fuckin-hot-mate at www.fakku.net 🌐 Fuck me sideways! I’m blowin’ a load in Kasumi’s cakehole! | |
![[Can]](/static/img/flags/can.png "Canada") | in capable [ebook] Fuyck him. Fuck him sideways with a bent spoon. | |
| Claimed by the Bear [ebook] Please don’t ask me who. Please don’t ask me—‘Who?’ Fuck him sideways. | |
| Secret Hours 235: ‘Fuck me sideways,’ Miles put in, his tone more than usually disgruntled. | |
| (con. 1962) Enchanters 75: Peter Lawford owns [a car] just like it. Fuck him sideways. |
(Aus.) a general excl.
| Stoning 33: ‘Well fuck me without a kiss [...] “You must be the city mouse’. |